“TSA, don’t touch my junk!”

“Up until 3 weeks ago, I didn’t have to have my balls touched to get into my own country.” ~Matt Kernan

It took blogger Matt Kernan 2.5 hours but he took a stand and convinced the TSA not to touch his junk.

Kernan informed the TSA he did not want to go through the infamous Backscatter imaging machine.

He was told that the alternative was an invasive pat-down search, but he politely told the TSA that he would consider any contact with his genital areas as sexual assault.

“As a US citizen, I have the right to move freely within my country as long as I can demonstrate proof of citizenship and have demonstrated no reasonable cause to be detained.”

Kernan was returning to the US from Paris and was leaving the airport not boarding a flight.

The video above is the audio of the encounter which Kernan recorded on his iPhone.

It’s worth reading Kernan’s version of the story “My TSA Encounter” on his blog. NOTE: at the time this was posted his blog was down but should be back soon.

Below: Musician Roxi Copeland wishes the TSA a Merry Christmas in her song “I’ll be Groped for Christmas.”

Below: “The Audacity of Grope: A TSA Exposé” from the Campaign for Liberty.

Below: Song “Don’t Touch My Junk” by Michael Adams

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  • The first couple of symptoms the TSA employees can expect from backscatter will be blindness and sexual dysfunction. Within a couple of years death by suicide as the rotting internal organs drive the victim insane.

    Believe it or not this is one more dead peasant insurance scam. I'm sure if these employees realized that their job applications are notarized by the use of a financial instrument tracked by a CUSIP number and traded like any other financial instrument, they would find another line of work.

    The dead peasant insurance fraud using CUSIP numbers applies to any and all financial instruments and is what derivatives are all about. Ask the bank for your number to see who owns your home, your life insurance or your car.

    Incidentally to those need to know types, backscatter dosimeters are not permitted by the TSA. This radiation will effect anyone within two football fields of this equipment.