British Bankers’ C2 CSI Libor War with F—ing Americans – Chapter 15

Christian Patriots Respond to Butt Rape Benghazi Enablers Barry Soetoro and Hitlery; 
Take Offense at Joe Biden’s Q-balls Statement. Biden, French for Dipshit. 

Goodbye Cameron, Cancel Chicago Fire:


Goodbye Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79, Tyrone Woods’ Blood on your hands:

Our Mighty Fortress to Bomb Barry Soetoro, Romney Ryan and Thunger Thighs? Yes!!

Chic Burlingame, Pat Tillman, Gareth Williams, Taylor and Tyrone Woods have mustered a Mighty Force called by the Mighty Fortress; Obama and Romney, STAND DOWN

Barry Soetoro, STICK IT in your ear

Limpdick and Lardass

Mormon Strokes the Republic Dupees

Failed Lesbo and FAA set Terror Level Pastel Tangelo

In last chapter Umbrellaman invoked Operation TRIDENT THRUST sending Package A to Russian Embassy, Package B to S S Badger and Package C to appear to be in Annapolis; a Portuguese Water Dog found he had no balls, Umbrellaman sent secure FESTUS to Agent Bean re contingent Operation MUFF DVR, MacCheese arranged for Rod Class to appear on radio with Abel Danger to encourage CJCS and Sixtus Petraeus’s son to trust American Legion Post 365’s Chaplain regarding DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY, Panetta and Petraeus get the message through CJCS and Navy Intel Watson, Queer Janet sees DHS sham going ‘up in smoke’ as ‘Smoke and Stroke’ are snatched from the Purple Limo……. 

Chapter 15

Scripture: Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. Romans 12:1

Praise song:

Warning to Barry Soetoro, Hillary Thunder Thighs and Romney:

Motivational song for Agents deployed in Abel Danger Operation TRIDENT THRUST:

After listening to the motivational song, let us test you recall. What came over the hill at 2+00 and how does that relate to the 36 Stud? If you know the answer, no need to read Chapter 15. However, if you don’t know the answer read on as something big and fast is coming over the hill on U S Highway 10 somewhere between Bay City, Michigan and West Fargo, North Dakota, capeche?

Field McConnell, U S Marine demands Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79 STANDS DOWN.

Petraeus Throws Obama Under the Bus

Clipper regards below: 
On Mon, Oct 29, 2012 at 7:12 AM, Field Mcconnell wrote: 
Chapter 15 will be up tomorrow night. His ass is grass. Panetta and Petraeus joined us on

Friday, will explain in C15 

Back in Chapter 14 Agent Chips was firmly in the groove, in the interest of national security and was considering what Barry Soetoro knew, and when, and how the titless wonder from White Plains would react when she learns of the exposure of ED WEINER in regards to BBC/BBA/Cameron/Murdock and Ben Fellows as the rats were deserting the sinking ships of State in the U S and the BEEB in gay olde England. Chips should have heard the beep-beep-beep of an incoming Immediate Clipper from Hamish, but Agent Bean had been sucking on his good ear before cooing “switch, pile driver, side oiler’ and while our ever affable, never flappable Agent Chips repositioned to provide pleasure, Hamish’s Clipper went to queue as Chips and his power woody went to work ensuring Agent Bean’s stern bearing got plenty of lube unlike the S S Badger that needed California divers to lube the stern bearings in August, 2005.

Chips was slamming the sausage to a delighted and heavily knockered heterosexual CEMAW qualified consensual female of beyond childbearing years when a FLASH FESTUS from Umbrellaman with FYEO FLASH caused Chips to slow down to the 540 rpm like his 1984 IH 284 utility tractor with the 28 horse Mazda engine, a deceleration that allowed Agent Bean’s heaving breast to slow to a less strenuous tempo, in the interest of national security.

Operation TRIDENT THRUST honcho Umbrellaman FLASH FESTUS to Agent Chips, FYEO: Janet Reno queers bearing down on Rams Head. Plunger 71 will drop a rope in 45 seconds. Execute MUFF DVR. Execute. Umbrellaman 

“Sorry Bean, but duty calls. Umbrellaman just invoked MUFF DVR. Here’s a NAPAWASH, thrown on some clothes, turn the Maria Muldaur song on, set volume 16, and turned the ‘autohumper’ out of round motor to ‘slowhand’. Follow me through the moon roof ASAP. I’ll owe you an enduro aboard Badger”.

MV-22 Osprey taking off from LHD through NVGs (Video)

Agent Bean had put on a different IOC in Pastel Jade Green, it was an FCT model in 28 inch waist, no strings attached not to be confused with NSA which was just west of the Rams Head Roadhouse at 1773 Generals Highway, Crownesville, Maryland where in late June, 2010 Gareth Williams had a Copperhead Ale with Agent Chips in Booth 101. During that meeting, Agent Stone sat at the corner of the bar with his Sig Sauer P226 at the ready while Christy kept his aBreast of any motion detected by the defensive ring of motion detectors in concert with the 8 trail cams forming a defensive perimeter. Within a minute of the FLASH FESTUS from Umbrellaman, Stone and Christy witnessed an MV22B snatch, I say again, SNATCH, a pair of consensual heterosexual counter intel pros assigned to 72nd C4ISR and lift off into the dark of night, destination unknown but thought to be along U S highway 10 in the state where Mitt Romney is thought to have had some homosexual history in the 1960s before he went to Paris to shack up with Pardo the gay house boy, not to be confused with Obama’s gay house boy Kal Penn, as Mittens was too important to go to Viet Nam and his alleged male DNA provider arranged for Queer Mittens to have 4 deferments from the draft while those AMEC professionals ( called MEC during Viet Nam ) helped dig tunnels for the Viet Cong while dropping napalm on little girls to cause negative press for America. Who you might ask? Canada, doing the bidding of the Geriatric Goosestepper whose evil beard was so flatulent that the surname Holstein was exchanged for Phartingham. Why is it that England allows 4th Reich Kraut Krap to ruin their country in favor of France? Well, Scottish David Cameron whose ancestor started the first Chicago Fire in 1871 has a problem, join Abel Danger in exposing the 72 year history of Mountbatten Queer child abusers, or go down with Miriam Clegg as her involvement with Dechert and Santorum is exposed after Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter and their 769 victims have a row in court. Speaking of court, on July 14th, 2012 Agent Chips told FBI and Chris Hook at U S D o J that Thomson Reuters told Miriam Clegg to sabotage the Dechert defense of LIBOR baner Barclays to keep the U S Department of Justice from pursuing John McArthur’s LIBOR leases on WTC # 7 and the relationship of Warren Buffett, Goldman Sachs, Wells Fargo and Offutt AFB to the False Flag attack of 9/11 scripted by City of London, Reuters and Lord Timothy Garden and deployed from Canada with these 5 names to be POIs:

Maurice Baril + Charles Bouchard + Mary Elizabeth Harriman + Rick Findley + ( tba )

For those with inquiring minds, or NEED TO KNOW, suffice it to say that ‘over the weekend’ of 26-28 October, 2012, Leon Panetta, General Martin Dempsey, and director of CIA got a package from Abel Danger guaranteeing the DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY arranged over the LAST THREE YEARS, according to this google result found by searching [ Agent Chips + domestic tranquility + pastel + Hamish ]. Please note that on June 6, 2010, Agents Bean and Chips of 72nd C4ISR had first made this offer to General Petraeus while suggesting to him that if he were willing to serve as ‘interim president’ that Abel Danger could supply him a Vice President or Director of National Intelligence with the choice being his.


Abel Danger: British Bankers’ C2 CSI Libor War with F—ing

Sep 18, 2012 … In last chapter Chips was probing Atomic Betty while Hamish had infiltrated … As the last chapter finished, Agent Chips had offered to see Atomic Betty ….. put on his Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpaster in Pastel Manly Mocha, …. interest of enhanced national security and domestic tranquility without a .
11 – Olympic Debt and Tontine Death Squad – Captain Sherlock

Abel Danger Agent Chips with Charlies Angels and ’66 Lincoln suicide doors.jpg …. to Thule where in 1957 the Pastels had recorded “Been So Long” which would , years … “Blabbermouth Hamish priority Clipper to Chips, Rico, Gravedigger and … time Chips was recalled from Kazakhstan to ensure ‘domestic tranquility’ as …
2 – Olympic Debt and Tontine Death Squad

Blabbermouth Nano ‘Chatterbox JD from California’s 8th told Agent Boa “I’ve … “ Blabbermouth Slade Lane ‘flash’ Clipper Chips, Hamish, M Thrasher:“ Prime … confer with Captain Sherlock regarding ‘domestictransition tranquility plans’, ….. 2 IOCs [ items of clothing ] in Pastel Atomic Tangelo, Chips freed the monster from …
Abel Danger: General Greek and the Blindfold Speckled Trout

Jun 13, 2012 … As Abel Danger and Agent Chips continue their journey into the center of … to Agent Chips, Umbrellaman, Name Dropper, Hamish and Global Hammer …. Atomic Betty gave him a ‘flash’ of Pastel Mint Green as she egressed … in the interest of enhanced national security and domestic tranquility without a …
Good Queen Bess & the Stranglers Scarf – Captain Sherlock

SEGUE: A [0040072004] message to Chips from Agent Lurking Cat has …. Black Swan was deployed against the advice of Umbrellaman, Hamish and Chips and if … oath taken four times to “…defend against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC. … As she got into her denim shorts and white top and found her PASTEL PINK …
Good Queen Bess & the Stranglers Scarf – Captain Sherlock

Operation Maytag Suds sent FLASH DICKR to Agent Chips re DNA swapper: [ sam cam …. US DoD and the loyal 47 Adjutants General maintain domestic tranquility during the … onto Chips to complete the HONEY JAR enduro, Agent Hamish and Agent ….. As he removed himself and replaced her IOC in Pastel Apricot Hoss … 

A FISH & CHIPS EVENING and Club monthly Draw on Friday 26th at 6.30pm. …. A London based travel agency has said that Zimbabwe is once again on the ….. 8ft electric security fence, Storage buildings, domestic quarters, Borehole – good flow …. Lady seeking employment experienced in Pastel Accounting Version 10.
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… Pencil & Pastel Pet Portraits, Glenn’s Smart Media Solution, Crafty Mumma’s, … Me Tight Wraps by Kylie, Bright Star Kids – Agent – Kylie Hoare, Things to Do, Tety Rusk! … Mollies, Hamish Forbes Plumbing, Cards to KEEP, Apple Blossom Boutique, … You’re it., Ellie Fox Photography, Domestic Diva Lifestyle, JH Custom …
Good Queen Bess & the Stranglers Scarf – Captain Sherlock

Jun 6, 2010 … Chips was very surprised that Agent Bean had been in the closet …. Marquis d’ Cartier and Hamish, copy Name Dropper and Uncle Ray: “While ….. his Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster in PastelStrawberry Cream was ….. Moose and Chips whose would be overseeing Domestic Tranquility from his …


Hey Barry Soetoro, STAND DOWN OR BE TAKEN DOWN, your call, fancy ass:

10-28-2012 You Watched Them Die, Mr. President

History may prove someday that after graduating from West Point in 1974 David was asked to infiltrate known breeding grounds for Marxists and Traitors Princeton, where blacks with horseshit attitudes proliferate, and Georgetown, where honkies with horseshit attitudes proliferate. Carroll Quigley, your treason practitioners were not sufficient to complete the act; see also Peronie’s syndrome, see also Gennifer Flowers, see also Gadget Bent Rockefeller whose Abel Danger code name is William Jefferson Rockefeller, beard to a titless wonder with a fat ass rivaling Sasquatch, capeche?

Agent Chips looked up towards the MV22B and got an eyeful of Pastel Jade Green, and he liked that. He thought back to a flight with Air Astana on 13 December, 2008 and the French female co-pilot that was amusing when impersonating Hillary Rodham Clinton and her Wellesley Dyke Ball favorite post-ball past time, a passion she shared with the Patron of the GAPAN, Prince Phartingham. Listen at 1+00 for a message from NSAWW’s Lyn Sherlock to Benghazi Butt Raper Clinton, it is ‘in code’. If it wasn’t Lyn Sherlock from, it was someone with a similar ‘sound and scent signature’ or SSS as we codify it at Abel Danger Global Intel.

In addition to Agent Bean’s whisker biscuit, Chips also saw a long orange flash from the Osprey’s crew chief. Chips signaled by three short green flashes, and the Osprey slowed to a hover and winched in Agents Bean and Chips. They were taken to a web seat where Agent Hamish was seated with his AQWB27Z ‘omniglobe’ and a 16 ounce tumbler of Mineral Water with signature lime slice. On his lap was a message in French from Agent Orange of Whitechapel, England not to be confused with Barry Soetoro’s birthplace of White Rock, British Columbia.

Hamish, s’il vous plaît fumée brève des maladies en ce qui concerne la traduction de Biden, dans le sud de la France, le long de la Riviera française, il semble que Biden a la même signification que le mot anglais Dipshit. Seul un imbécile dont le maître est un dipshit voudrais vous demander si Woods Tyrone toujours eu des boules de la taille d’une balle Q. Vas te faire encule Biden, Pardo

Chips knew right away it was not from the real Pardo as he had died of anally injected death serum (AIDS) after bending over to pick up the soap when Romney and Jimmy Saville had forced him into a shower in July, 1968. After Saville, first, and then the horse’s ass who was too gay and too important to go to Viet Nam had had their way with his tight young bum, Pardo had asked Mittens “Pour un tel homme grand, pourquoi avez-vous une telle bite petite?” Romney thought this history had died when Boyd Ed Graves was murdered in San Diego in 2007 to bury the story that Russia and America had worked with Arkansas prison system to produce 15,000 gallons of AIDS with which to thin the black population, see also Katrina 2005 and NEW MADRID ASSUMPTION, 2012, which is part of the three pronged attack involving PERFECT STORM SANDY, NEW MADRID ASSUMPTION, and the second GREAT CHICAGO FIRE meant to conceal David Cameron’s link to Chicago Fire of 1871 and Barry Soetoro’s handler, Sidley Austin Law First. Hillary and Slick Willy, grab your fucking ankles, capeche?

Chips and Bean removed their safety torso harnesses to settle into a flight to destination unknown. As Bean struggled to get the top of her harness over her ample bosom, Chips detected an olfactory hint that she was sudsing like a Maytag, and he liked that. After laying her torso on the web seat she sampled Chips TI and found the item in question at 97% so she passed him a tin of Smoked Oysters and a two tab gel cap set of Rodney Baldinger NDSU Extend-o-peters. Chips motioned for General Dempsey’s aide to provide him with something to ‘wash down the trail dust’. General Dempsey’s aide handed Chips a draft letter for forwarding to Judge Jeannine Pirro and a Captain Sherlock Martini to was down the trail dust. The Aide then handed Agent Bean a similar CSM but her’s made of Bombay Sapphire ( BS, like Barry Soetoro ) as opposed the Chips’ made with Absolut. Suggestion being if Fox News wishes the Absolut truth regarding Benghazi Abel Danger is the place to start, capeche?

Judge Jeannine,

1616 CDT, 29 October, 2012

I appreciate your ‘ripping’ of some persons trying to finish off America. I am a part of a private intel agency that can explain Benghazi in sordid detail. If Fox now has an appetite for Truth and service to the Republic for which you father and grandfather once stood, I assure you my grandfather and father both stood tall for THE REPUBLIC also and it is my duty and pleasure to honor their service.

I will be visiting my parents’ grave (singular) at Arlington National Cemetery on November 10/11 this year. My father was a POW bomber pilot in WWII; my mother the Army 2Lt. nurse who nursed him back to health and was married to him for 62 years prior to her death in 2007 and his in 2008. Here is a tribute to them:

I have had an interesting work history since graduating from Punahou ’67 ( Barry Soetoro ’79 ) and then Annapolis ’71 ( I filed treason charge against McCain ’58 ). I was the career airline pilot who blew the whistle on the attack of 9/11 in Civil Case 1:08-1600 (RMC). My fluency with DRONES has a relationship to this specific aircraft ( 64-0965 ) an F4D that I flew for 13 years while doing air defense work for North Dakota ANG, the same unit that on 9/11 was over NYC, Washington DC, and Shanksville, PA.

If Fox News wishes to lead the restoration of America I would be willing to be interviewed by Fox 15 in Fargo (KVRR) in a neutral setting or on the U S District Courthouse steps in Fargo North Dakota as I enter to file FIELD MCCONNELL PUNAHOU ’67 v. BARRY SOETORO PUNAHOU ’79 . 

If Fox is not interested, but you are, contact me at 715 307 8222 . 

I believe the only solution is a peaceful transition of power involving the United States Military and I have made that known to both David Petraeus and Martin Dempsey as well as 48 State Adjutant Generals ( Illinois/Hawaii not trustworthy ).


I have copied this to an Army Ranger who along with me, a Marine pilot, are passionate to gain justice for these names: Chic Burlingame, Pat Tillman, Gareth Williams, Taylor Morris, Brandon Raub, Tyrone Woods and Boyd Ed Graves. We will gain that justice and Fox is offered an exclusive opportunity to record it. 

I have copied to a health professional who has known me for 40+ years and can help you understand our private intel capabilities and motivations. 

I have copy John Whitehead at the Rutherford Institute was got Marine Brandon Raub released from unlawful detainment for speaking the Truth against an Impostor intent on destroying America. 

I am available 24/7 at 715 307 8222 this week except on Weds morning where I will officiate as Chaplain of Wisconsin American Legion Post 365 at the funeral for a World War II USAAC bomber crewman. At that funeral in Ono, Wisconsin, I will have my 1940 Studebaker with WW2 KIA plates standing by to honor WWII vets such as you father and grandfather, my parents and those veterans in service to America who have been killed or injured by those traitors that you are aware of and I am going to finish off. It legal terms, not literal. The 1940 Studebaker was owned by a young man who went to war in 1942 and came home in a box. Joe Biden would probably think the young WWII KIA had big balls. 

Field McConnell 
United States Marine 0116513 
Plum City WI 54761 

PS KVRR 15 in Fargo knows my history as does the Fargo Forum, in attached photo from Fargo Forum dated 12 September, 2001 are three faces of 9/11. President Bush, patsy Osama bin Laden, and myself, Field McConnell. Tom Pantera was the writer who wished me to appear on the front page. He, and the Fargo Forum Editor, were aware of my background.

Chips gave an OK sign to the Army 0-6 who was the Aide to CJCS Martin Dempsey as Agent Bean accessed his TI and now 113% which seem deemed sufficient to complete the act. The Army Aide gave a look like he wanted something to report by to Generals Dempsey and Petraeus to encourage them to deploy DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY. Chips thought for a moment while Agent Bean manipulated his joy stick then replied.

“Please ensure the Generals and the Agencies understand that Deborah Rashotte was Russell Williams’ murder victim of 1-23-2010, prior to Jessica Lloyd, and it was Abel Danger who reported that to the Canadian Press on 20 July, 2012. The British Bankers Association, the BBC, Reuters and (redacted) have been serving the Vatican City cultists,

The City of London Wankers, and the Traitors inside our gates in Washington DC. Our video will be out prior to my filing the Trinity of Treason lawsuit in Fargo. Remind them that Proverbs 21:31 is not a misprint. Thanks, Colonel. Oh, and one more item just in from Newnan, Georgia: Jesus said, “My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. I believe it was John 10:27.”

Chips sat down to enjoy his CSM with two stuffed queens as Agent Bean adjusted her posture as she answered an Immediate JASPAR on her Clipper Medical Bag giving Chips an eyeful of Pastel Jade Green to keep him at full battle strength. As the Purple Tipped Red Champion strained against the EHP, extra humongous pouch, Agent Bean saw the call was from Firewalker in Ludington, Michigan.


Trident Thrust Agent Firewalker IMMEDIATE JASPAR to all players in Trident Thrust and MUFF DVR, copy Ginger Cookie on the PUP list: Agent Tillman and myself accomplished the purpose for which Abel Danger sent us to Ludington. Due to supposed weather we have gained use of S S Badger in time frame Monday night, 1930 29Oct12 until Wednesday morning, 0511 31Oct12. Badger will be on station. To cover your INSERT, I say again, INSERT, we have two MV22Bs staging a distraction action from the Athletic FIELD, I say again, FIELD, where Agent Chips was often seen as oarsman #5 on the Plebe 155# crew team in winter of 1967 to 1968. Our two distracters will be going to KMTN and Marine Quantico as per MUFF DVR briefing guide. Also, Agent Ginger Cookie on the PUP list has deployed this at 1701 29 October, 2012: 

Plum City – (Abel Danger) October 29, 2012. United States Marine Field McConnell has linked a Fast & Furious bank cartel based at Canada Square, Canary Wharf , to Benghazi actors apparently hired by HSBC and its Libor associate Standard “Fucking Americans” Chartered Bank through his sister Kristine Marcy’s Joint Automated Booking Station for the Crimewatch snuff-film rape of U.S. Ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens.

Marine Links Sam Cam to Same-Sex Bankers’ JABS and Anal Rape of Spy In Bag

“HSBC admits laundering money for drug cartels, terrorists and rogue states – video” 

 “U.S. Ambassador Raped Then Murdered at Embassy in Libya”

Standard Chartered agrees $340m settlement with US regulator over Iran 

Chief executive Peter Sands under pressure after bank agrees to pay fine levied by New York department of financial services……Full message will follow but suffice it to say that Canada and England are ‘on board’ and you will have a CLEAR DECK at 8:12PM, please forward ETA and transponder code when convenient, Agents Dwarf and Tango Whiskey manning the Operations Control Center from the back of a 1938 Studebaker Commander with Michigan plate on the back and Abel Danger plate on the front. Firewalker 

“Chips, Tillman and Firewalker need ETA and transponder code. I need an enduro as soon as we land, wherever we land. What shall I tell them?”

Chips signaled for the Army Colonel to join them and fortunately he brought extra ice, another squirt of Bombay Sapphire for the lady and 12 ounces of Absolut truth serum for Chips. As the Colonel pour, he whispered “Dempsey and Petraeus on board, Panetta iffy, what do you need, Chips?”

“We need the guys up front to confirm destination, arrival time, mode 3 code and coordinates west of Ludington. Chop, chop, Colonel.”

Chips sat down next to Bean and took advantage of their being alone, briefly, to give her a brief digital exam which rendered findings of MI ‘sudsing’ and 101 degrees indicating the time was tight, as well as another item being in the same condition. Withdrawing his digit as the Colonel came back he noticed Bean’s face was flushed as she anticipated knight action.

“Chips, the AC provided a copy of ATO from MacCheese at Redstone, Alabama. Keep the copy and confirm with your troops on Badger, I will be up in the cock, I saw again COCK pit if you need me.”

Bean grabbed Chips’ PTRC and felt the throbbing of a race horse chomping at the bit as they both read [ BADGER, 2012 EDT, TRANSPONDER STRANGLED, LUD 269/60, ANCHORED, GREEN DECK following 3 orange flashes ]. Bean had lowered her head to provide comfort so Chips grabbed his Clipper Squirt Gun to update Firewalker and Tillman who were with Agent ED WEINER aboard Badger. Before he could call he felt the power coming back as the last hint of daylight disappeared over the western horizon. Chips tapped on Bean’s head three times to indicate exploculation early due mission requirements. She increased frequency to accomplish. Chips called Firewalker on Clipper 3 via JASPAR. Firewalker answered on the first ring.

“Firewalker, look to southeast, you should see us now as we will be their at 2012, time now 2010. When you see the Osprey let me know and have ship’s company standby for the three orange flashes.”

“Roger, Tillman, ship’s company and myself all see you. Dward and Tango Whiskey report no UNKNOWN RIDERS on 100 miles scope, surface to FL450. Standing by.”

Chips picture Janet Napolitano’s face to delay exploculation for national security purposes. He counted down three potatoes, then pressed the ‘pulse button’ on his 90 degree elbow flashlite three times after ensuring the orange filter, indicating Agent Orange was on board, was installed.

Tillman and Firewalker ensured that Governor Scott Walker’s representative from Manitowoc saw the three orange flashes. Firewalker got the nod from Tommy Thompson.

“Chips, ship’s company saw the flashes, they’ve given the green light to the front end crew. See you topside in a minute or so…….”

Chips dropped his flashlight and Clipper and he was seeing stars as the world’s most potent exploculation occurred simultaneous to a rough landing on a pitching deck. Relax Hillary, I said pitching DECK, i.e. top of a ship, something you, Soetoro and Panhead are not knowledgeable of.

As the Osprey powered down to ground idle, Agent Hamish had a brainstorm. Before he could convey it, an early storm on Lake Michigan curtailed all communications during a late season thunderstorm that came out of nowhere. Chips recalled that Superior never gives up her dead when the storms of November come early. He wondered if the same could be said of Lake Michigan and 29 October as the Osprey slid and the deck pitched and rolled.

Agent Bean swallowed hard, Chips stuffed his junk, and at 1600 Pennsylvania a Portuguese water dog went to lick his balls, and found he had none but saw a naked vice president waiting his turn to bone (redacted).

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down 
of the big lake they called “Gitche Gumee.” 
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead 
when the skies of November turn gloomy. 
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more 
than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty, 
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed 
when the “Gales of November” came early.

The ship was the pride of the American side 
coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. 
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most 
with a crew and good captain well seasoned, 
concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms 
when they left fully loaded for Cleveland. 
And later that night when the ship’s bell rang, 
could it be the north wind they’d been feelin’? 

The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound 
and a wave broke over the railing. 
And ev’ry man knew, as the captain did too 
’twas the witch of November come stealin’. 
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait 
when the Gales of November came slashin’. 
When afternoon came it was freezin’ rain 
in the face of a hurricane west wind. 

When suppertime came the old cook came on deck sayin’. 
“Fellas, it’s too rough t’feed ya.” 
At seven P.M. a main hatchway caved in; he said, 

“Fellas, it’s bin good t’know ya!” 
The captain wired in he had water comin’ in 
and the good ship and crew was in peril. 
And later that night when ‘is lights went outta sight 
came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. 

Does any one know where the love of God goes 
when the waves turn the minutes to hours? 
The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay 
if they’d put fifteen more miles behind ‘er. 
They might have split up or they might have capsized; 
they may have broke deep and took water. 
And all that remains is the faces and the names 
of the wives and the sons and the daughters. 

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings 
in the rooms of her ice-water mansion. 
Old Michigan steams like a young man’s dreams; 
the islands and bays are for sportsmen. 
And farther below Lake Ontario 
takes in what Lake Erie can send her, 
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know 
with the Gales of November remembered. 

In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed, 
in the “Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral.” 
The church bell chimed ’til it rang twenty-nine times 
for each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald. 
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they call “Gitche Gumee.”
“Superior,” they said, “never gives up her dead
when the gales of November come early!”

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