Big Al’s Book and Film Sales

Ed.’s note: Pony up up CO2 exhaling slaves, Big Al wants your money for his books, films and documentaries. And Al, have a look at some humor at the end of this post, you might like it since you seem to be getting really hot around the collar folks aren’t on your caravan to “climate apocalypse.” Too late to change direction Al? We think there is a mini ice age coming right at us. Grow a garden, Al, make it a greenhouse though. Invite Greta over for a good vegetable dinner. And while we’re on the subject of “climate apocalypse” led by such luminaries and beacons of hope for humanity in our time of great peril, Al Gore and Greta Thunberg, has everyone noticed top investment banks have provided $700 billion to expand the “fossil fuel” industry?

Top investment banks provide billions to expand fossil fuel industry 

Al Gore is connected in a business relationship with David Blood (blood and gore) who is British. Their investment interests are in sustainable business models. It is also British sources pushing this climate change fraud on the world.

What would it take for the UK to apologize for centuries of atrocities carried out under the British Empire?

While in America and especially in California where social engineering is being conducted on a massive scale, the blame game for climate change goes on:

The Lights Are Out in California, And That Was the Plan All Along

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Source: Babylon Bee

Al Gore Predicts Massive Apocalypse If Billions Are Not Spent On His Books, Films

October 11th, 2018

SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Al Gore spoke at the Global Action Climate Summit in San Fransisco on Sunday and he didn’t parse words. “This world is headed for a global catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions if everyone doesn’t drop all other priorities and redirect all spending toward buying my books and seeing my movies,” Gore said.

“I am not messing around,” he added. “I am super serious.”

Gore went on to present numerous charts and graphs showing a direct correlation between the destruction of the Earth and his profit margins.

“Science deniers can scoff all they want,” he said while aiming a laser pointer at a chart showing his prediction that the Earth will end within five years if his new book does not make the top of the New York Times Bestseller List. “And even that could be too little too late,” Gore said. “To really guarantee that this environmental apocalypse doesn’t happen, my books need to outsell the Bible.” 

Several scientists on the panel agreed wholeheartedly with Gore’s assessment. “The evidence is irrefutable,” said Dr. Sufjan Swami of Johns Hopkins University. “To not buy Al’s books and movies at a time like this is tantamount to treason.” Various experts on the panel all agreed that it was time for all countries and communities to come together and commit all of their resources to the purchase of Al Gore’s books and movies. 

At publishing time, sources had confirmed that Gore then switched to simulated footage of people melting in a massive inferno for buying the latest Stephen King or James Patterson novel instead of his books.

Please go to Babylon Bee to read the entire article.

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