A Contrast: ‘D*ckpics’ and ‘Tebowing’
Netizens in Stitches as Trump Nicknames Bezos ‘Jeff Bozo’ Amid Sexting Scandal
January 14, 2018
Another day, another knockout tweet from President T: Donald Trump proves to be extremely creative when it comes to thinking of nicknames for his enemies, and his latest bombshell will definitely stay in people’s minds for a while.
US President Donald Trump took a dig at Amazon founder Jeff Bezos over his alleged sexting exchange with another woman months before announcing a divorce from wife MacKenzie.
In a now-trending tweet, Trump sarcastically referred to the richest man alive as “Jeff Bozo”, seemingly alluding to a fictional clown character, which was popular in the US in 1960s.
Having fired off the message, Trump took the chance to praise an exposé in the National Enquirer, which broke the naughty news about Bezos’s extramarital affair, as “far more accurate” coverage than that of The Washington Post, owned by the Amazon founder.
So sorry to hear the news about Jeff Bozo being taken down by a competitor whose reporting, I understand, is far more accurate than the reporting in his lobbyist newspaper, the Amazon Washington Post. Hopefully the paper will soon be placed in better & more responsible hands!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 14, 2019
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Related reading (explains why he is a ‘bozo’):
This is how the arrangements are set up (no bid contracts) with Pentagon private contractors:
But wait, there is a competitor to Amazon:
Jeff Bozo, we’re sorry, Bezos’ Amazon has an intravenous drip directly from the Pentagon:
If true, when was the last time we were entertained with “d*ckpics”?
Ed note: Jeff Bozo in contrast to Tim Tebow.
NY Times: Tim Tebow Announces Engagement to Former Miss Universe
January 13, 2018
Congratulations to American ex-footballer and devout Christian Tim Tebow and his lovely South African fiance, former Ms. Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. Unjustly railroaded out of a football career, Tebow, 31, years after his 15 minutes of fame had passed in 2011-12, has been reduced to playing minor league baseball ever since — a sport in which he does not excel. After years of struggling to find the right woman who “loves God as much as I do,” nobody deserves happiness more than Tebow. Now if “youse guys” are wondering why we chose an engagement announcement as today’s story, well, be patient. There’s an angle (cough cough) to the story of Tim Tebow that you don’t need to be a football fan to appreciate.
As a superstar college quarterback (and straight-A student) for the Florida Gators, Tim Tebow led his team to two national championships (2006 and 2008), while filling his trophy case with the coveted Heisman trophy for best college player in America as well as many other awards. In 2010, the hulking and speedy Tebow was selected in the first round of the NFL professional draft by the Denver Broncos.
The college superstar who famously wore the numbers of the bible verse, John 3:16 on his face led his team to two national championships and won the Heisman Award for the nation’s best college player. In a 2009 championship game, after wearing John 3:16 on his eye black; the Bible verse was the highest-ranked Google search term over the next 24 hours, generating over 90 million searches.
After the struggling Broncos started off the 2011 season with a dismal record of 1 win and 4 losses, the young 2nd-year quarterback was installed as the starter. Through a series of suspenseful movie-like comebacks — always accompanied by Tebow’s public one-knee prayers on the field — the seemingly God-protected quarterback led the Broncos on an improbable 6-game winning streak. The team that started the season so poorly ended up winning a division title.
As the legend of Tebow’s prayerful “miracle” comeback victories developed into a national craze, Tebow’s No. 15 jersey flew off of store shelves as people all across America tuned each week in to see what kind of “miracle” Tebow’s Broncos would pull off next. “Tebowing”, the act of kneeling before God at critical points of the game, and also after a winning score, became a national sensation emulated by young players across America. The media could neither control nor contain Tebow-mania.
Off the field, in contrast to so many of the criminals and degenerates playing in the NFL, Tebow lived out the moral precepts of the Christian faith. He spent the off season working with cancer-stricken children and orphans. Tall, handsome and famous, Tebow was never drawn-in to the playboy lifestyle — despite having 1000’s of beautiful groupie whores at his potential disposal.
As a professional player, it is indeed true that Tebow still needed a lot of polishing as a passer (thrower) — which is usually the case for first & second year quarterbacks. But the potential for refining Tebow into a first rate QB was clearly there. So, why did Tebow’s career nose-dive so abruptly after his exciting miracle run of 2011?
A truly good and humble man who helped others
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