The List of Innholder Thurso – The Wrist That Didn’t Bleed – Chapter 20
Hull Loss Ace Agent FREEPORT GIRL understood the urgency of Chips receiving this message but she didn’t want to commit COITUS INTERRUPTUS that would frustrate fellow Dangerette Atomic Betty or cause Agent Chips’ PTRC to droop, so she replied to the message with a simple “concur, 36 Stud, #311” haven been given the secret access code during Sheriff Joe’s visit to Mounds View, MN on 6 March, 2014. Seeing 6 frosty Grolsch beers on ice, she leaned over and grabbed a pair, hoping Chips would soon grab her pair, and wondered if Agents Chips and Hamish would brief the world on the hastily arranged AMALGAM VIRGO PART DEUX that Lindsey Graham and Wetstart McCain might be naïve enough to think Agent Chips would not be light years ahead of them, again. As she enjoyed the first of Chips’ Grolsch wide bodies, she thought how the Abel Danger crew had been laying in wait for Serco and Soetoro for a long, long time, and she smiled hoping that after Atomic Betty was satiated, she might be next up, so to speak, as she would be happy to take over the POLE POSITION. She was well aware that in the AUBERGINE ROOM done the hall, Agent 99 was sudsing like a MAYTAG as Cherokee Nose had dosed off and she was looking forward to some CHANGES.
Scripture: Isaiah 6:8, Revelation 21:4, Isaiah 25:8
8 Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
4 ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’[a] or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.”
8 he will swallow up death forever.
The Sovereign Lord will wipe away the tears
from all faces;
he will remove his people’s disgrace
from all the earth.
The Lord has spoken.
Gospel: I’ll Fly Away
Secular: Fly Me To The Moon, Doris Day
Video: AMEC Yellowstone Nuke Cancelled By AD TW 140322
MH370 at Diego Garcia
G-Spot: ALPA + Malaysian 370 + Training + Boeing Uninterruptible Autopilot
[ If Malaysia and Malaysian Airlines Cannot Prove They Have Trained MH Pilots
Regarding The Boeing Uninterruptible Autopilot, They Should Not Be Allowed
In International Airspace Until They Have Complied ]
Before reading Chapter 20, please honor the memory of Jim ‘Fang’ Maroney as his spirit has flown 3-22-2014.
Agent FREEPORT GIRL had decided that drinking one more Grolsch might actually decrease her inhibitions and free up her libido to rise to it’s potential as it had the night that she and Agent Chips had first met at Charlies Café known for the best coffee between Fargo ND and the Minneapolis airport according to Northwest Captain Dave [redacted] builder of hand made canoes living on, in, or near West Battle Lake, Minnesota. His canoes are equipped with the same pingers made by Rolls-Royce TRENT that cannot be disabled by anyone other than Serco and their jerks. As she rubbed her right index finger along the smooth opening of the green bottle, her anticipation was elevated to the point where Chips’ legendary proboscis picked up the scent of clover and FREEPORT GIRL was thinking of ‘over and over’ not to be confused with Tommy James and the Shondells killer hit from 1969 Crimson and Clover. As her MI reaching the ‘visible’ threshold, him mind was taken back into the here and now as she felt Chips’ Clipper Squirt Gun vibrate in the FFO-BP setting. She notice it was a TM from Agent 99 in the Aubergine Room down the hall by the pile of empty OLD STYLE cans that Agent 99 had encouraged Cherokee Nose to empty so he would pass out and she might enjoy some doggy-style as he slept off his Old Style.
Operation HULL LOSS ACE Agent 99 Flash Festus to Agent Chips, Hamish, Barry M. Hall, Hammer MacCheese, Tactics Till, and NOTSO, copy Gravedigger and DBMT: If anyone can comm with Chips please encourage him to study [Check Aga Khan + Serena + Crown Agents] and if he needs a debriefing, excuse me, briefing he can come to the Aubergine Room, down the hall by the Old Style pile of empties. Speaking of Hall and Hull, Agent Barry M. Hall should expect a TO shortly as I just received my tasking order from Umbrellaman, Watch for some disinfo in the form of a Fetzer-Duff-o-gram based on this group of drivel: [ Whole MH370 thing has been a Mossad Op, plane was hijacked to China, 20 scientists giving up all US defense codes to PLA, passengers shot. plane wing and debris put on rail car and onto Chinese ship CSCL Uranus and quietly dumped way out in the Indian Ocean where Aussie and Kiwi Orions were paid to not find anything. ] Whilst Cherokee Nose and I don’t believe it was really URANUS as we have URANUS anchored at these coordinates [ N38 47.54.40/E118 14.10.26] as of 1702 Plum City time 24 March, 2014 where it is near to DUBAI CHARM and XIAN FENG 666, thinking back to Titanic and Olympic identities of sailing vessels can be FALSE FLAGGED and the livery on a B777 could change from Malaysian to Chilean at an airport such as Charleston where Boeing employee Candy Eslinger made a comment about a DUI involving an employee who, at that time, supervised 1700 employees at the Boeing plant where they make the CHINESE JUNK B787. Agent 99
Agent FREEPORT GIRL thought to herself, ‘Voila, the mystery is solved! It is a TALE OF TWO PAINT JOBS” and then heard the welcome sound of Agent Atomic Betty firing off a triple followed immediately by a RETURN VOLLEY from our affable and never flappable man of intrigue Agent Chips who had many a Bliss Filled day, oh excuse me, BLISS FIELD days, at Punahou School in the 1966-67 academic year where his paramour was so smitten by him that she married a guy who would one day command an F15 fighter squadron whilst Chips, every the quick change artist, told Bob Durkop to scratch Agent Chips from the list of four pathetic choices to be squadron commander of the Happy Hooligans F16 Squadron that would scramble off Langley AFB at 0932 on morning of 9/11 while these 5 callsigns were active anticipating a successful TOPOFF of America. [ Vivi 36, Venus 77, Word 31, Trout 99, Nodak 02 ] FFC, Serco, FFC. Freeport Girl wondered what went wrong for Wendy and Field.
Freeport Girl had to pretend like she was asleep so that Chips would not be embarrassed to have his PTRC seen by a Dangerette while he was below 97% TI. He handed Atomic Betty 14 NAPAwashes and a wet-dry vac while he took a Marine Corps shower and applied a liberal dose of Jade East as he was thinking that Agent 99 would be up in the batter’s box. As he turned to get another box of NAPAwashes from the Grotto Jacuzzi room he noticed a heavily knockered ‘unknown rider’ on the bed in the Grotto Room next to three empty bottles of Grolsch. He thought it odd that she had fallen asleep sans IOCs on a cold March night when triplet goats would be born at the Plum City Goat Ranch which hides behind the appearance of being a FULL SERVICE Studebaker dealer. For security purposes, he checked the size of the over the shoulder boulder holder and found it to be Abel Danger standard, 44DD. Sampling the lower IOC he detected an MI of 93% but not knowing when it was removed from the target area, clearly visible as she had fallen asleep ‘tits up’ which is fighter pilot talk for a bad radar, he knew she had been at 93% or more likely higher when it was removed apparently in anticipation of knight action. He noticed her dark tresses and Tequila Sunrise neckglass and though this may be Mariska Veres or her twin sister.
To ensure she was not hiding a weapon, Chips sampled her target area and found it to be free of any knives, guns or cattle prods and he was about to use his ‘pitot boom’ to sample her core temperature when his Clipper Squirt Gun went off with a FLASH FESTUS from Agent 99.
Hull Loss Agent 99 FLASH FESTUS to Agent Chips, FYEO: Chips, get down here immediately, Cherokee Nose had his cell alarm set for 2215 but I reset it for 2315, we have just under and hour. I need to brief you concerning the CO-PILOT’S QUEST or perhaps you knew CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early [ redacted ] with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.[.redacted..] Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket. It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for. It appears that when he fly with the MH370 co-pilot it was so he could knock off a hunk of that gay official that enjoys laughing with Chuck Nagel. Perhaps Up-Chuck has forgotten, He who laughs last laughs best. Bye the way, no need to bring Yes Yes personal lube, I am sudsing like a MayTag. Hurry, I need you, bad. If this was a fire in my lower IOC, it would be a 5 alarm version, capeche? 99
Chips had stuffed his junk in his Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster Full Combat Thong and grabbed his ‘goody bag’ and was going to kiss Atomic Betty good night but she was already sawing logs but fortunately not the log in the EHP of Chips’ FCT. He turned to get another look at the ‘target area’ and TWIN PEAKS of Freeport Girl and from the foot of the bed he could sense the faint hint of clover indicating her Skene’s gland had recently fired off a batch. He grabbed on of the three remaining Grolsh beers, ensure he had keys to both the Aubergine and Grotto Rooms, turned out the light, stepped out into the night, and went on his way, just like Ray Price in SHE’S GOT TO BE A SAINT.
Chips slipped the key in the door hoping to slip another item into something that was not cold and flat. As an increasing arc of light swept the Aubergine Room, he saw Cherokee Nose asleep on the bed and noticed a pair of pastel IOCs hanging from the lamp by the bed’s head board. At the dimly lit bar Agent 99 has just finished mixing a Captain Sherlock Martini with 4 stuff queens, two of them hers, two of them with garlic cloves in the opening, I say again, opening. She had a 2013 Abel Danger Martini Glass with purple logo which caused Chips a moment’s confusion She grabbed him by the arm and dragged him and his ‘go bag’ into the hallway and then down the stairway and out the door to where NOTSO was waiting in the PURPLE REIGN II Fleetwood Stretch.
Chips and Agent 99 crawled in the aft facing seat and toasted their first ‘mission’ since a meeting by the front gate of Wright Patterson AFB in the summer of 2013 where Chips had exchanged a pair of 2013 Abel Danger martini glasses for some ‘quality time’ with Agent 99 who, when Chips offered her a Scotch and Sofa, she had reclined. While 99 half masted her robe, Agent NOTSO told them both to be ready for an Umbrellaman briefing in 11 minutes. Chips looked at his watch, place the black divider up to block NOTSO’s view to the rear and whispered ‘scotch and sofa’ where upon the disrobed sexagenarian RN assumed the position so that Chips could withdraw the ‘prebriefing’ instructions from her moist, excuse me MOST private part. Her hurried read the instructions, twice, checking his memory and her mammaries, then chewed up and swallowed the written instructions. He gave her a BDE while whispering, it looks like Umbrellaman needs a pair of agents to travel to Canon, Georgia and another to travel to Charleston, So Carolina. Apparently a 1956 Super Chipmunk has departed French Lick, Indiana and failed to arrive in Canon. Barry M. Hall and I are the males assigned, and you and Freeport Girl are the Dangerettes with Atomic Betty, Julie Shirts and 80W serving as the MR FSDs in case of schedule conflict. Do you have a preference for Canon or Charleston. Without saying a word, she applied negative viscous pressure to the PTRC which spoke to Chips even though she had said nothing at all. He enjoyed his CSM as she enjoyed his PTRC.
Chips became engorged dare I say turgid? To find out for sure google:
turgid warrior + abel danger + chips
A brief look at his Walmart and her target area and he popped the question, “How about a quickie, Agent 99?”
“I will allow a quickie in side oiler, pile driver if you can name more than 71 of the senior officers canned by the gay British Agent sent to end America’s sovereignty and cancel the Hellfire and Tomahawk programs after allow Serco to use an AWACS [ Yukla 27? ] to snatch MH370 and fly it to Diego Garcia, then to Charleston to be repainted in Lan Chile Cargo livery then shadow a Lan Chile flight from Miami towards the nuke event in the Hague where every nuke player was in the building excepting the Israelis who were busy shutting down their embassies world wide. Can you name 71 Chips?”
“Commanding Generals fired:
· General John R. Allen-U.S. Marines Commander International Security Assistance Force [ISAF] (Nov 2012)
· Major General Ralph Baker (2 Star)-U.S. Army Commander of the Combined Joint Task Force Horn in Africa (April 2013)
· Major General Michael Carey (2 Star)-U.S. Air Force Commander of the 20th US Air Force in charge of 9,600 people and 450 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (Oct 2013)
· Colonel James Christmas-U.S. Marines Commander 22nd Marine Expeditionary Unit & Commander Special-Purpose Marine Air-Ground Task Force Crisis Response Unit (July 2013)
· Major General Peter Fuller-U.S. Army Commander in Afghanistan (May 2011)
· Major General Charles M.M. Gurganus-U.S. Marine Corps Regional Commander of SW and I Marine Expeditionary Force in Afghanistan (Oct 2013)
· General Carter F. Ham-U.S. Army African Command (Oct 2013)
· Lieutenant General David H. Huntoon (3 Star), Jr.-U.S. Army 58th Superintendent of the US Military Academy at West Point , NY (2013)
· Command Sergeant Major Don B Jordan-U.S. Army 143rd Expeditionary Sustainment Command (suspended Oct 2013)
· General James Mattis-U.S. Marines Chief of CentCom (May 2013)
· Colonel Daren Margolin-U.S. Marine in charge of Quantico ‘s Security Battalion (Oct 2013)
· General Stanley McChrystal-U.S. Army Commander Afghanistan (June 2010)
· General David D. McKiernan-U.S. Army Commander Afghanistan (2009)
· General David Petraeus-Director of CIA from September 2011 to November 2012 & U.S. Army Commander International Security Assistance Force [ISAF] and Commander U.S. Forces Afghanistan [USFOR-A] (Nov 2012)
· Brigadier General Bryan Roberts-U.S. Army Commander 2nd Brigade (May 2013)
· Major General Gregg A. Sturdevant-U.S. Marine Corps Director of Strategic Planning and Policy for the U.S. Pacific Command & Commander of Aviation Wing at Camp Bastion, Afghanistan (Sept 2013)
· Colonel Eric Tilley-U.S. Army Commander of Garrison Japan (Nov 2013)
· Brigadier General Bryan Wampler-U.S. Army Commanding General of 143rd Expeditionary Sustainment Command of the 1st Theater Sustainment Command [TSC] (suspended Oct 2013)
Commanding Admirals fired:
· Rear Admiral Charles Gaouette-U.S. Navy Commander John C. Stennis Carrier Strike Group Three (Oct 2012)
· Vice Admiral Tim Giardina(3 Star, demoted to 2 Star)-U.S. Navy Deputy Commander of the US Strategic Command, Commander of the Submarine Group Trident, Submarine Group 9 and Submarine Group 10 (Oct 2013)
Naval Officers fired: (All in 2011)
· Captain David Geisler-U.S. Navy Commander Task Force 53 in Bahrain (Oct 2011)
· Commander Laredo Bell-U.S. Navy Commander Naval Support Activity Saratoga Springs , NY (Aug 2011)
· Lieutenant Commander Kurt Boenisch-Executive Officer amphibious transport dock Ponce (Apr 2011)
· Commander Nathan Borchers-U.S. Navy Commander destroyer Stout (Mar 2011)
· Commander Robert Brown-U.S. Navy Commander Beachmaster Unit 2 Fort Story , VA (Aug 2011)
· Commander Andrew Crowe-Executive Officer Navy Region Center Singapore (Apr 2011)
· Captain Robert Gamberg-Executive Officer carrier Dwight D. Eisenhower (Jun 2011)
· Captain Rex Guinn-U.S. Navy Commander Navy Legal Service office Japan (Feb 2011)
· Commander Kevin Harms- U.S. Navy Commander Strike Fighter Squadron 137 aboard the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln (Mar 2011)
· Lieutenant Commander Martin Holguin-U.S. Navy Commander mine countermeasures Fearless (Oct 2011)
· Captain Owen Honors-U.S. Navy Commander aircraft carrier USS Enterprise (Jan 2011)
· Captain Donald Hornbeck-U.S. Navy Commander Destroyer Squadron 1 San Diego (Apr 2011)
· Rear Admiral Ron Horton-U.S. Navy Commander Logistics Group, Western Pacific (Mar 2011)
· Commander Etta Jones-U.S. Navy Commander amphibious transport dock Ponce (Apr 2011)
· Commander Ralph Jones-Executive Officer amphibious transport dock Green Bay (Jul 2011)
· Commander Jonathan Jackson-U.S. Navy Commander Electronic Attack Squadron 134, deployed aboard carrier Carl Vinson (Dec 2011)
· Captain Eric Merrill-U.S. Navy Commander submarine Emory S. Land (Jul 2011)
· Captain William Mosk-U.S. Navy Commander Naval Station Rota , U.S. Navy Commander Naval Activities Spain (Apr 2011)
· Commander Timothy Murphy-U.S. Navy Commander Electronic Attack Squadron 129 at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island , WA (Apr 2011)
· Commander Joseph Nosse-U.S. Navy Commander ballistic-missile submarine Kentucky (Oct 2011)
· Commander Mark Olson-U.S. Navy Commander destroyer The Sullivans FL (Sep 2011)
· Commander John Pethel-Executive Officer amphibious transport dock New York (Dec 2011)
· Commander Karl Pugh-U.S. Navy Commander Electronic Attack Squadron 141 Whidbey Island , WA (Jul 2011)
· Commander Jason Strength-U.S. Navy Commander of Navy Recruiting District Nashville , TN (Jul 2011) · Captain Greg Thomas-U.S. Navy Commander Norfolk Naval Shipyard (May 2011)
· Commander Mike Varney-U.S. Navy Commander attack submarine Connecticut (Jun 2011)
· Commander Jay Wylie-U.S. Navy Commander destroyer Momsen (Apr 2011)
Naval Officers fired: (All in 2012):
· Commander Alan C. Aber-Executive Officer Helicopter Maritime Strike Squadron 71 (July 2012) · Commander Derick Armstrong- U.S. Navy Commander missile destroyer USS The Sullivans (May 2012)
· Commander Martin Arriola- U.S. Navy Commander destroyer USS Porter (Aug 2012)
· Captain Antonio Cardoso- U.S. Navy Commander Training Support Center San Diego (Sep 2012)
· Captain James CoBell- U.S. Navy Commander Oceana Naval Air Station’s Fleet Readiness Center Mid-Atlantic (Sep 2012)
· Captain Joseph E. Darlak- U.S. Navy Commander frigate USS Vandegrift (Nov 2012)
· Captain Daniel Dusek-U.S. Navy Commander USS Bonhomme
· Commander David Faught-Executive Officer destroyer Chung-Hoon (Sep 2012)
· Commander Franklin Fernandez- U.S. Navy Commander Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 24 (Aug 2012)
· Commander Ray Hartman-U.S. Navy Commander Amphibious dock-landing ship Fort McHenry (Nov 2012)
· Commander Shelly Hakspiel-Executive Officer Navy Drug Screening Lab San Diego (May 2012)
· Commander Jon Haydel- U.S. Navy Commander USS San Diego (Mar 2012)
· Commander Diego Hernandez- U.S. Navy Commander ballistic-missile submarine USS Wyoming (Feb 2012)
· Commander Lee Hoey- U.S. Navy Commander Drug Screening Laboratory, San Diego (May 2012)
· Commander Ivan Jimenez-Executive Officer frigate Vandegrift (Nov 2012)
· Commander Dennis Klein- U.S. Navy Commander submarine USS Columbia (May 2012)
· Captain Chuck Litchfield- U.S. Navy Commander assault ship USS Essex (Jun 2012)
· Captain Marcia Kim Lyons- U.S. Navy Commander Naval Health Clinic New England (Apr 2012)
· Captain Robert Marin- U.S. Navy Commander cruiser USS Cowpens (Feb 2012)
· Captain Sean McDonell- U.S. Navy Commander Seabee reserve unit Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 14 FL (Nov 2012)
· Commander Corrine Parker- U.S. Navy Commander Fleet Logistics Support Squadron 1 (Apr 2012)
· Captain Liza Raimondo- U.S. Navy Commander Naval Health Clinic Patuxent River , MD (Jun 2012)
· Captain Jeffrey Riedel- Program manager, Littoral Combat Ship program (Jan 2012)
· Commander Sara Santoski- U.S. Navy Commander Helicopter Mine Countermeasures Squadron 15 (Sep 2012)
· Commander Kyle G. Strudthoff-Executive Officer Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron 25 (Sep 2012)
· Commander Sheryl Tannahill- U.S. Navy Commander Navy Operational Support Center [NOSC] Nashville , TN (Sep 2012)
· Commander Michael Ward- U.S. Navy Commander submarine USS Pittsburgh (Aug 2012)
· Captain Michael Wiegand- U.S. Navy Commander Southwest Regional Maintenance Center (Nov 2012)
· Captain Ted Williams- U.S. Navy Commander amphibious command ship Mount Whitney (Nov 2012)
· Commander Jeffrey Wissel- U.S. Navy Commander of Fleet Air Reconnaissance Squadron 1 (Feb 2012)
Naval Officers fired: (All in 2013):
· Lieutenant Commander Lauren Allen-Executive Officer submarine Jacksonville (Feb 2013)
· Reserve Captain Jay Bowman-U.S. Navy Commander Navy Operational Support Center [NOSC] Fort Dix , NJ (Mar 2013)
· Captain William Cogar-U.S. Navy Commander hospital ship Mercy’s medical treatment facility (Sept 2013)
· Commander Steve Fuller-Executive Officer frigate Kauffman (Mar 2013)
· Captain Shawn Hendricks-Program Manager for naval enterprise IT networks (June 2013)
· Captain David Hunter-U.S. Navy Commander of Maritime Expeditionary Security Squadron 12 & Coastal Riverine Group 2 (Feb 2013)
· Captain Eric Johnson-U.S. Navy Chief of Military Entrance Processing Command at Great Lakes Naval Training Center, IL (2013)
· Captain Devon Jones-U.S. Navy Commander Naval Air Facility El Centro , CA (July 2013)
· Captain Kevin Knoop-U.S. Navy Commander hospital ship Comfort’s medical treatment facility (Aug 2013)
· Lieutenant Commander Jack O’Neill-U.S. Navy Commander Operational Support Center Rock Island , IL (Mar 2013)
· Commander Allen Maestas-Executive Officer Beachmaster Unit 1 (May 2013)
· Commander Luis Molina-U.S. Navy Commander submarine Pasadena (Jan 2013)
· Commander James Pickens-Executive Officer frigate Gary (Feb 2013)
· Lieutenant Commander Mark Rice-U.S. Navy Commander Mine Countermeasures ship Guardian (Apr 2013)
· Commander Michael Runkle-U.S. Navy Commander of Mobile Diving and Salvage Unit 2 (May 2013)
· Commander Jason Stapleton-Executive Office Patrol Squadron 4 in Hawaii (Mar 2013)
· Commander Nathan Sukols-U.S. Navy Commander submarine Jacksonville (Feb 2013)
· Lieutenant Daniel Tyler-Executive Officer Mine Countermeasures ship Guardian (Apr 2013)
· Commander Edward White-U.S. Navy Commander Strike Fighter Squadron 106 (Aug 2013)
· Captain Jeffrey Winter-U.S. Navy Commander of Carrier Air Wing 17 (Sept 2013)
· Commander Thomas Winter-U.S. Navy Commander submarine Montpelier (Jan 2013)
· Commander Corey Wofford- U.S. Navy Commander frigate Kauffman (Feb 2013)
There you are Agent 99, 137 officers ‘shit canned’ by Crown Agent’s MASTER OF FELLATIO.
Now, how about that quickie?”
Agent 99 swallowed hard, rose to a sitting position just as Agent NOTSO knocked three times on the black opaque divider indicating the OmniGlobe was going live with Umbrellaman’s update briefing on OPERATION HULL LOSS ACE and Chips anticipated they’d be receiving something shocking out of the blue.
Umbrellaman’s voice, and face, were evident on the AWWB27xx and Chips was shocked as Umbrellaman had never revealed his face before. Sensing Chips’ urgent gaze at Umbrellaman, Agent 99 tried her best to soothe him as he mentally record every word spoken, just as he had the 137 shitcanned military professionals victims of BLOW JOB 1.
“Agents in OPERATION HULL LOSS ACE, we have very little time. According to Tasmania Times Agent Mr. Bond MH370 went to Diego Garcia and then of course the plane’s livery would be painted over at the Boeing facility co-located at theAir Force Base near Charleston, South Carolina. The plane’s wreckage would later be carefully deposited by (presumably by air or by CSCL Uranus) on a location far away from Diego Garcia. But why are we discussing this here? Because the same devoted conspiracy theorists who are pursuing this on other forums have pointed out that four days after the disappearance of MH370, a curious military exercise took place on the Southern-Eastern part of the United States coastline. Fighter jets from a unit that will have this for Lunch on (April UTA) Saturday Main: Swedish Meatballs, Fried Catfish, Egg Noodles, Collard Greens, Black-eyed Peas, Cauliflower, Gravy, Rolls or a light Snack: Deli Subs, Ravioli, were reportedly “escorting” a plane, a civilian airliner, and the airliner had the set of dimensions in parentheses whereas Boeing has hangars that accommodate B747-800F such as those that just got spanked with an ‘air worthiness notice’ by FAA while Sasquatch is in China with no media witness as she plots the demise of Boeing. Check the dimension, take a sociable, and be back in 1 one minute. Sociable!”
Wing span, length, height of B747-400 vs. (B777-200) 213 (199), 225 (209), 72 (60.75)
“Members of the South Carolina Air National Guard are conducting an air defense exercise along the coast. Guard Senior Master Sergeant Edward Snyder says people might see fighter jets escorting a civilian aircraft Thursday over the North Charleston and Myrtle Beach areas. To this add Israeli Embassies worldwide closed today. I am today ordering Freeport Girl to join Barry M. Hall in Charleston prior to going to Afghanistan with Tactics Tillman dressed as modeled in photo below. Next a false flag attack by phony or co-opted “Iranian forces” on US Warship, like the replica of the USS Enterprise that Iran has built, in Gulf of Hormuz or some such other staged event and US/Israel will attack Iran on behalf on their Israeli masters doing business in THE CITY. Be alert for this phrase, it will trigger the ZigBee ‘script kiddies’ into action, again. [ Evil is at the helm of our world. A blue shadow will fall, any day now. ]
(Freeport Girl as Ann Tyson, Tactics Tillman as Jim Gant, Hamish as himself, below)
As Agent 99, Chips and NOTSO enjoyed a long pull on the items in their right hands, two of them cocktails, as the voice of Hammer Rooster Cogburn transmitted on 243, 121.5 and 406 Mhz “A Blue Shadow Will Fall, ANY DAY NOW” Recognizing the signal, Agent NOTSO floored the LT1 powered Purple Limo and headed back to the Maiden Rock Inn to extract Abel Danger Assets including Freeport Girl, Atomic Betty and 3 jane does as a series of SHOCKING BLUE stun grenades went off all around the Purple Reign II Limo just as an Immediate Jaspar arrived from Hammer Otto Pilot in Hammerfest, Norway. He was announcing coverage of Agent Chips and the Boeing Uninterruptible Auto Pilot.
Suddenly the OmniGlobe went black and two Pierce County unmarked units fell in behind the Purple Limo II but NOTSO knew from their ‘purple lites’ they were in support, not in opposition. The unmarked Dodge Charger took the lead. Chips Clipper Squirt Gun went off with a Priority Clipper from Agent Hamish:
“Queen’s Pussy Agent Hamish Priority Clipper to Field McConnell, copy Tasmanian Times co-operator Mr. Bond: Field, please cover Tale of Two Paint Jobs in next chapter as you are right that you can’t make this stuff up. Does Serco-Soetoro think we are idiots? Looking forward to tomorrow’s show. Regarding SHOCKING BLUE, they are on our side now. Re the close down of the Israeli embassies, it all sounds perfectly cogent on the surface—all foreign service workers no matter the country are at a much lower pay scale than their domestic colleagues. So it’s a perfect scenario for a false flag and Yellowstone is ‘grumbling’ as Assumption Parrish is ‘gurgling’ as Sasquatch is in China trying to tube Boeing for benefit of Sidley Austin who is set to expose her in ATT, Bhopal and Barney The Purphe Phagot if Sasquatch can’t become a CHINK in Boeing’s armor. There’s already talk of Papa Frankie’s May visit being cancelled. Although this may have more to do with Kerry failing faux-peace plan. But who is guarding the 103 embassies and consulates? We are running low on the Tyrone Woods-Pat Tillman-Taylor Morris-Chris Kyle styled TURGID WARRIORS. The Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that security officers at all foreign missions have been ordered to prevent anyone from entering, including Mossad and Shin Bet agents, members of the Israel Defense Forces and other government ministries. Israeli diplomats have also been told to cut contacts with the United Nations officials, as well as with peacekeeping missions on Israel’s borders. I understand there are four nervous attorneys in Herndon with Janhunen in his normal defensive posture. Hamish, JR’s Mainstreet Junction
Meanwhile, in Herndon, Virginia, Peter Janhunen had gone into hiding after the arrival of FIELD MCCONNELL’s LETTER OF INTENT which was signed for on 14 Mar 14 as can be proven by going to usps.com and searching letter numbered thusly: #70111570000189992185 ALPA Presidents Randy Babbitt, Duane Woerth, John Prater and Lee Moak have suppressed the truth of the Boeing Uninterruptible Autopilot for 8 years and have taken me the LONG WAY AROUND but now it is time for them to grab their ankles or assume the Peter Janhunen defensive posture?
ALPA Attorneys Hiding From Field McConnell…
…or as Rooster Cogburn opined:
Agent NOTSO followed the Pierce County Charger to a position 2.3 miles north of the intersection of US-10 and CR-S where they slow to turn at the mail box marked N3572. There they were stopped by Tactics Tillman and Gravedigger who check their Iris scan before waving them through to the world’s most dangerous Studebaker garage. As they arrived at the car barn, a delayed message from Atomic Betty in the Grotto Room arrived:
HULL LOSS Agent Atomic Betty IMMEDIATE JASPAR to Agent Chips, Hammers 3, Freeport Girl, Agent 99 and Barry M. Hall, copy NOTSO and Tactics Tillman: If I don’t hear otherwise will post this #1899 at 2345/24 March2014, time now 2333, AB, Grotto Room, MRI [ #1899: Marine links MI-3 Mycroft ZigBee Stealth to Serco Red Switch BIOT and Box That Didn’t Ping Plum City – (AbelDanger.net) – March 25, 2014: United States Marine Field McConnell has linked ZigBee Stealth agents deployed by Nicholas ‘Mycroft’ Soames for the MI-3 Innholders Livery Company to Serco director Maureen Baginski’s hack of the Red Switch Network on the British Indian Ocean Territory of Diego Garcia and the Black Box That Didn’t Ping story board, associated with a Cat III C landing of MH Flight 370 with the Boeing Uninterruptible Autopilot.
McConnell estimates that 25,000 stealth-tagged ZigBee agents are deployed through MI-3’s Wandering Persons Registry to global crime scenes whose mens rea suggests they are victims of surgical, chemical or psychological lobotomies performed in the prison medical service program launched in 1984 by his sister Kristine Marcy out of St. Elizabeth’s ‘MK Ultra’ Hospital, D.C.
McConnell recognizes Mycroft Warrants as writs issued by a competent but blackmailed or extorted officer, usually a judge or magistrate, who permits otherwise illegal acts (spoliation of evidence; ultra vires authorisation of kidnaps; spread bet body-bag counts; bypassing autopsies to conceal murder-for-hire and placing blackmailed pedophiles in decoy triage teams) and affords the person executing the writ protection from damages if the act is performed. PP
McConnell notes that while Serco’s pedophile blackmailers may have controlled hotel crime scenes and bookmaking frauds since 1888, MI-3 founder William “Intrepid” Stephenson made the first use of synchronized wireless photo transmissions for BBC blackmail of Langham habitués including the late and treasonous Bullingdon Club alumnus, the Duke of Windsor, and the late Winston Churchill – the compulsive losing gambler who grandfathered the new Serco Chief Executive Officer Rupert Soames and his BBC Mycroft ZigBee brother Nicholas Soames.
McConnell claims that the BBC/Langham Hotel’s pedophile trapper Jimmy Savile blackmailed the late Duncan Sandys, Mycroft’s uncle and the former Secretary of State for the Colonies, into handing BIOT Diego Garcia military assets over to the late Gen. Alexander Haig, the alleged coordinator of “Five Eyes” SIGINT and the assassination of the late President John F. Kennedy.
McConnell claims that after the 1979-1995 Unabomb campaign, Baginski and Soames, a former personal assistant to the late chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, Mark Hatfield, hired former Serco Aerospace Operations Director Gordon McMillan to set up a ZigBee satellite hack of Red Switch Network assets used to execute Boeing decoy and drone maneuvers on 9/11. PP
McConnell believes that Ms. Baginski and Nicholas Soames – a former Defence Minister under Langham habitué John Major and a MI-3 Mycroft Qui tam fraudster (cf. Red Switch, Contract Towers, USPTO) – ordered ZigBee agents to hide MH370 on Diego Garcia and abduct 20 Freescale Semiconductor passengers to work on stealth technology for the BAE Unmanned Combat Air Vehicle Taranis but have found to their dismay that Red Switched and lobotomized ZigBee agents [Obama?] cannot explain non-pinging black boxes in the Southern Indian Ocean!
McConnell invites key word Googlers to read excerpts below and ask why “The List of Sherlock Innholders – The Wrist That Didn’t Bleed” book has a new title at http://www.abeldanger.net/
#1898: Marine Links MI-3 Mycroft ZigBee Satellite to Serco Airbus Air Force Hack, Obama Boeing Sabotage
Race to find MH370 black box YouTube
BAE Systems [$400 million bribe to MI-3 Asset Forfeiture Fund] – Taranis Unmanned Combat Air Vehicle (UCAV) First Flight [1080p] Chips, our guys in Trinity and Buckley believe the MH370 patents were necessary for the Taranis. This is an act of war and Serco-Airbus are the rogue elements. Suggest you and Diehard inform the Queen, then consider a major announcement from UK or Tasmania, which ever has better beer. Atomic Betty.
As the Purple Limo stopped at the Studebaker Garage, Agent Barry M. Hall and Freeport Girl were there to deliver the sad news to Agent Chips.
As Chips read the sad news, he thought of other spirits having flown, and promised God that he would die before he would willingly accept defeat in McConnell v. Soetoro, Mano-a-mano if it was God’s will that Serco’s evil pedophiles should prosper.