Stratum Zero Killers “Death by GMT” – Book 11 Chapter 22
“No Chips, that isn’t it, did you get a chance to read the 4 by 6 salmon card that Stone gave you with your first CRM?”
“No I did not Bean Spiller, is there something discouraging in the message on the salmon card?”
“From my perspective, yes, there is. A member of the Punahou Class of 1979 has a contract out on you with a ‘hit’ date of 17 July during a FEMA Exercise in Wisconsin. Whereas we thought we were to go to Palm Springs to brief the regents of the University of California on their newly acquired traveling Lesbo, we are now filed to Red Wing Airport where the Tug Boat Twins are standing by near the bridge under construction between Prescott, Wisconsin and Cottage Grove, Minnesota. I may only have the pleasure of your company for two more days and that would sadden me beyond words. What would it take for you to give me a thrashing like I haven’t had since we hopped the freight to Nob Noster my gentle Knob Master?”
“Just ask me”. As Chips disappeared under the sheets, the opening strains of Elvis’s 1964 monster hit began as an incoming Immediate JASPAR arrived from Hammer Rooster Cogburn.
A straight arrow was occupying a warm quiver and as Bean Spiller closed her eyes and imagined their first time in the Jersey milk barn. Chips, every the alert and turgid super sleuth saw the Immediate JASPAR displayed on the flat screen where the Thales moving map had been overwritten. He saw the message was from Umbrellaman, sent via Rooster Cogburn.
Global Hammer ROOSTER COGBURN Immediate JASPAR to Agent Chips, MacCheese, Tillman, NOTSO, Atomic Betty, Ginger Cookie, and Bean, copy Hamish, Marquis d’Cartier and the Plum City contingent scheduled for PLUM PLUNGE 2013: Chips et. al., change of plans. When Thunder Thigh’s RJO ( replacement jerk off) read this paragraph in the last chapter he suffered his first BAD HAIR DAY since when his wife dissed him at Brave New Books in Austin, Texas, before Chips spoke there 27 September, 2010 exposing the Twisted Sisters of the City of London. [The Ouster of the Anti-Muslim Sisterhood accelerated aboard Kerry’s June 30 yacht hideout as ongoing exposure of ONE DEAD PRICK exposes 1996 Clinton-Peacock-Rudd Operation PEKING DUCK which supported Oct 22, 1996 ( not to be confused with October 22, 1962, when US military went to DefCon 2 and aimed Thor missiles at Russia ) Gore Hammering of three radical Lesbians in U S Department of Justice GREAT HALL OF SHAME which occurred two days after Maurice Baril and Henry Shelton signed the 9/11 agreement in AMALGAM VIRGO 01 ]. I have sent the 4R photo and surely you remember the blonde bombshell from Waterford who had the black schnauzer, #3 from left with glasses. She will be joining you in the aft CRF to brief Operation PLUM PLUNGE. The ‘fearsome foursome’ are in position at Red Wing airport and the NEVER FORGET Harley Patriot Guard is deployed there also with Diehard, Dwarf and Sluggo in case the FEMA Exercise of 17 July goes south on us. Umbrellaman suggests NO MORE CHAPTERS until after Plum Plunge and will be asking you to redeploy the Ashland Wisconsin militia force to protect WISC, Wisconsin Industrial Sand Company archives until FADEOUT of July, 22, 2013. Agent Bean has told me she needs you to lift her poodle after noting position of the Poodle’s tale. She tells me that Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79 feels threatened by your exposing of ONE DEAD PRICK and therefore the July 17th FEMA Exercise is intended to …………….”
Chapter 22 is Dedicated to Deceased Veterans of All Nations, All Banker Wars
Scriptures of the Day: Mark 4:35-40
35 On the same day, when evening had come, He said to them,“Let us cross over to the other side.”
36 Now when they had left the multitude, they took Him along in the boat as He was. And other little boats were also with Him.
37 And a great windstorm arose, and the waves beat into the boat, so that it was already filling.
38 But He was in the stern, asleep on a pillow. And they awoke Him and said to Him, “Teacher, do You not care that we are perishing?”
39 Then He arose and rebuked the wind, and said to the sea,“Peace, be still!” And the wind ceased and there was a great calm.
40 But He said to them, “Why are you so fearful? How is it that you have no faith?”
41 And they feared exceedingly, and said to one another, “Who can this be, that even the wind and the sea obey Him!”
33 But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.
Gospel Song of the Day: Stand by Me ( Storms of Life )
Secular Song of the Day:
Sermon of Day: Storms of Life
Chips had just finished off his Choctaw Maid with a rimshot at the buzzer as they heard the ‘two dings’ as the jet descended through 10,000 feet enroute to the Red Wing, Minnesota airport that is curiously located in Wisconsin, go figure. Ever the doting gentleman, our affable and non-flappable 63 year old swordsman handed the recently service Dangerette a handful of NAPAwashes so she could perform standard Abel Danger PBPs [ post boinking protocols ] as he stuffed his junked in an Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster full combat thong in Pastel Manly Mocha, with EHP. His mind wandered to a jerk in England named Farthing not to be confused with Penny Farthing, the Abel Danger AssSet who had infiltrated NSAWW prior to the hasty exits of BG Lynn Sherlock and Kristine Marcy who would scrub her profile of Kristine in favor of Kris for her most recent mugshot as she issued a mulatoo on command as Thomas J. Smolich wondered who had his Georgetown ‘alternate dwelling’ bugged in period 15 October, 2008 to 03 March, 2009. Penny Farthing’s surveil of Courtney Banks, a random named taken out of a 1976 Philadelphia phonebook, tied Kristine Marcy to Smolich to Clinton, party of two beards.
The approach check had been completed upfront as Agent Bean Spiller mentioned in passing that her nephew had once worked at a Nissan dealer in St. Louis, Missouri no relation to George Alexander Louis the warm basket ‘changling’ that replaced Kate’s baby bump borrowed from Sasquatch who had used it twice for the missing Brady girls long before the FULL MOON BABIES were a gleam in the male DNA provider’s eye.
“Chips, six years ago my nephew worked in a Nissan dealer as a master tech. They had just made the transition from cable connected scan tools to a bluetooth wireless laptop such as the three that Hammer MacCheese keeps in the freezer of the BEAST. My nephew said he only needed to be close to the car for it to capture the VIN number which revealed all the systems of the car to the laptop. This in turn enabled you to “drive” any system in the car much like the STRANGLER’S SUITE allowed Russell Williams’ team to drive United 175, American 11, American 77 and United 93 on the morning of 9/11. He pointed out to me that in Michael Hastings’ Mercedes ‘death cruiser’ he did not understand why those two fellows tore the dash open. You can bet your biscuits, with a side order of Chips’ lumpy sausage gravy, Mercedes is way more sophisticated electronically, hence more vulnerable to a hostile hijack such as Nick Clegg’s father-in-law or QE2’s daughter-in-law who was carrying a half-Arab baby not to be confused with Stanley Ann Dunham who carried a half-Muslim baby and for the record note no mention was made of Frank Marshall Davis, Confessions of a Gash Gourmet or any reference to the white gash that dropped a mulatto at Peace Arch Hospital in White Rock, BC, Canada before the 1961-1962 school year commenced? My nephew has stated he would never own a car that is drive-by-wire and he thinks you are wise to drive the super trick and piss wicked Studebakers and pre-1996 Fleetwood Limos. He also mentioned that when Mrs. Furlong was ‘hit’ in Ireland it was to silence her supporting testimony of claims made by Beverly Mary Abraham and Grace Jessie West concerning her abusive and short peckered husband, John Boy. Recall that he was in position to have worked with David Johnston’s ‘gay du jour’ Russell Williams on aviation false flag that had been penciled in for 1759 hours at which time a Royal Canadian Mounted Police honour guard raised the Greek national flag while the Greek national anthem was then sung by Greek-Canadian opera singer Ariana Chris, no relation at all to Agent Plomari Ouzo, our Abel Danger Greek Ass Set from Trikala, population 80,000 + according to Junior Samples at BR549. It is believed that whenever Plomari Ouzo visits Plum City, she and Agent Chips pretend they are going to the Olympic Flame restaurant at 2920 London Road, Eau Claire, Wisconsin [ 54701 (715) 835-7771 ] where Agent Chips met with Lampros, Athena and Pavlos where, on 23 July, 2013, you are expected to debrief Operation PLUM PLUNGE during which time you will sit on the second stool from the left to consume his Spinach Cheese Pie and a half-Gyro and, for the record, two Becks Beers with an Ouzo back, capeche? As most Abel Danger assets know, in 1894 Issidoros Arvanitis….
Agent Bean Spiller’s monogue was interrupted by a hydraulic pounding as the main landing gear were locked in place which might have been a good idea for the Sukhoi Superjet 100 doing automated cross wind landings in Iceland about the same time Jason McLeans SS Pickton Landings were being tweaked for the train wreck in Spain that would foment the Obama-Hillary-Benghazi trainwreck that is barreling towards Thunder Thighs and Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79. As Bean Spiller thought of a hydraulically driven steel shaft Chips detected a faint hint of clover. Bean Spiller had cupped Chips’ ‘bits and pieces’ according to Abel Danger Crown Jewels Protective Measure 274B and she noticed he was at a TI of 113%, sufficient to complete the act.
Chips returned the courtesy with a BDE determining her MI was at 96% or, in layman’s terms, she was sudsing like a Maytag.
“Not now my moist maven but once in our conveyance to the Plum I will deliver whatever your pleasure may be as long as it is not abstinence, capeche?”
She placed his right hand on her monde Venus as the jet cleared the east end of the runway and taxied to Blue Airways FBO where a Presidential Limo and the Plum One Purple Limo awaited with hazard flashers flashing reminding Chips of the ‘hazards’ sent to Pierce County by those loyal to the recently fingered Janet Napolitano, Chips felt a little creeped out until he saw a tall man on a 2002 Harley toss a lit cigarette into a large pool of diesel fuel, creating a diversion that took the DHS snipers eyes of the left forward boarding door of the Falcon 7x or the 1942 Studebaker, unlit and black.
Chips and Bean Spiller went to the trunk of the 1942 Studebaker as they were benefiting from Dangerette Doppelgangers dressed as cheerleaders further distracting the 343 DHS snipers intent on getting a ‘head shot’ on Agent Chips so they could claim the ‘spread bet VIG’ offered by the White Rock jig. Chips lifted the trunk lid and was surprised to see Agent Plomari Ouzo draped across the spare tire in an inviting posture. He pointed to the Plum One Purple Limo indicating Bean Spiller would be more comfortable in the Passion Pit of Plum One where Agents Tillman and Barry M. Hall were providing grazing-flanking-interlocking and fusillade FIELDs of fire, if need be, while Agent Chips and now Plomari Ouzo were in the 1942 Stud turning onto US Highway 10 just north of the Red Wing, Minnesota airport which is located in Wisconsin which last week told Eric Holder’s hopeless humps that if they tried any gun confiscation in the Badger State they’d have their asses handed to them by the same Wisconsin militia that had 3 to 1 advantage over the Bullett Proof candy-asses sent to protect the G-TAC pussies in Ashland, Wisconsin.
Agent Clydesdale had the hammer down in the 1942 Stud powered by a 1957 392 Hemi from Bremen Motors just south of the Tennessee line. As it was dark in the trunk Chips pictured Plomari Ouzo as she appeared in her file photo in the PLUM PLUNGE 2013 briefing guide. He was thinking it was odd she’d have 18 pistols and only one holster until she turned on the trunk light and saw a pair of cutoffs and a t-shirt draped over the jack handle, which jacked his handle in a way that whoever wrote BIG OL JOHNSON would surely understand.
Agent Chips was passing 117% when an incoming IMMEDIATE JASPAR came into Agent Plomari Ouzo’s Clipper Ouzo Bottle while a little squeezing was going on just as Hammer MacCheese sent a missive from Umbrellaman. As Plomari was ‘choking’, Chips imagined a nude Dianne Feinstein to prevent an early exploculation and for the record note that I made no reference to WHALE VAGINA. Chips mentally wondered what would come up if he were to be so courageous as to google the GOOGLEBAIT:
[ whale vagina + dianne + gun control + ioc + pastel + FIELD MCCONNELL ]
He had no idea who Field McConnell might be, but as Plomari was trimming his Johnson, he read the IMMEDIATE JASPAR from Hammer MacCheese from his Forward Operating Base just to the north of the Pavilion at Plum City’s American Legion Park which was the AOO of Plum Plunge 2013 which would set the stage for the trainwreck of the Hillary-Obama-Morsi-Benghazi TRAINWRECK. Plomari received a hydraulic cylinder into her holster as Chips focused on the JASPAR.
Plum Plunge Hammer MacCheese IMMEDIATE JASPAR to Agents in Plum Plunge, copy Gravedigger, Namedropper, Supersport, Corazon Dulce and Trooper Campbell: The 343 DHS Agents have taken the bait and detained both the Presidential Limo and the Plum One Purple Passion Pit. Umbrellaman has set up the MMA offices to be raided next week in Farnham, Quebec if those chemical cars don’t cease their overstressing of the tracks in Bangor, Maine. Our svelte and moist Agent Ginger Cookie has place an item in the MMA office that Al Haig’s BOY TOY will not enjoy having revealed. Please review #1621 and if anything needs to be edited prior to 2359/24Jul13 contact Tugboat Twins or Tillman. [ #1621: Marine links Jason McLean’s Signal Systems’ remote-tower hackers to Asiana ILS attack.
Plum City – (Abeldanger.net) – July 24, 2013. United States Marine Field McConnell has linked a remote-towers hackers’ matrix, apparently built by Signal Systems for Jason McLean while he served in the Office of the Prime Minister (‘PMO’) of Canada (2000-2002), to the San Francisco International Airport Instrument Landing System (‘ILS’) which was allegedly disaabled for a remote-tower man-in-the-middle attack on instrument approach procedures used by the pilots of Asiana Airlines Flight 214. McConnell alleges that McLean procured access to the Signal Systems remote-tower hackers’ matrix through a fraudulent contract set up in May 2001 by the subsequently-incarcerated Darleen Druyun between the U.S. Air Force and CAI-controlled MacDonald, Dettwiler and Associates Ltd. of Richmond B.C. ] Anticipate that within the hour Umbrellaman will deploy Operation SQUEEZEBOX if Hillary and Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79, don’t signal Abel Danger that they will depart the continental United States prior to 2359, 22 October, 2013 after handing over control of the Colony of the United States of America to Mike Huckabee or Agent Chips, or their designee, prior to 2359 26 July, 2012. Further, Agents Tillman and Rooster Cogburn have directed Agent Clydesdale to avoid Maiden Rock and the Wisconsin Industrial Sand Company by rerouting through Ellsworth, Wisconsin and Grange Hall via US highway 10. Agents Styx and RPM are positioned on CC in a 1966 Lincoln sedan with the ordnance to blow away any ‘trailers’ behind the 1942 Stud. Umbrellaman to brief SQUEEZEBOX at 2311, time now 2159, in the briefing he will address the Huckabee McConnell sanction and the testimony of David Ubben who Chips communicated with while most recently in DC tracking the FAT TOAD who would be wise to take a pass on DHS due to his Deepwater Horizon History. MacCheese, The Beast.
Chips was providing pleasure to Plomari Ouzo as Agent Clydesdale got to the intersection of CC and US 10. A privately owned helicopter with no FADECs took up the lead position to ‘sweep’ for the 42 Stud as Agents Styx and RPM took the covers off the 50 cals they had deployed to deliver grazing, flanking interlocking fusillade FIELDs of fire if any DHS dorks were lucky enough to have caught a glimpse of the 42 as Chips had caught a glimpse of some skimpy shorts, 18 hand guns and a single holster which was empty no more. As Agent Styx fired three green pyrotechnics to the east, MacCheese, Sluggo and Diehard realized they could suspend defensive posture AD2 not unlike the DefCon 2 that was in place on 22 October, 1962 at RAF Feltwell when the Thor batteries were aiming at the wrong targets according to General Hunter H. Harris IV, Colonel Glenn McConnell and Major Jim Jones of Westover’s 8th AF HQ airborne in Looking Glass, an EC135 with a unique tail number, 61-2669, which years later would help Baril and Shelton serve the Queen trying to trash America while her ‘sex kitten’ pretends to drop a royal load during a full moon. If any doubting Thomas wished to veryify Abel Danger accuracy a simple GOOGLEBAIT of this should suffice:
[ douglass ray + defcon 2 + looking glass + fort worth + october 22 ]
Be careful not to accidentally google [ ] or evidence of the ongoing ‘air war’ involving FBCA, Berkshire Hathaway, Boeing, Bombardier and Sukhoi might manifest itself which will be covered in Chapter 23 currently titled CHICKEN MARSALA.
[ AI-020 + mint + boeing 787 + oven + kolkata ]
Sensing the deceleration of the 1942 Stud, Agent Plomari Ouzo gushed “Switch, pile driving, heat seeker, finish me off with a rimshot at the buzzer” to which our ever affable and never flappable 63 year old winner of the 1986 William Tell profiles 1 and 2 rolled her over and drove her to paradise as Agent Notso fired off 4 green pryotechnique devices so the Wisconsin militia from Maiden Rock to Nelson to Chippewa Falls to Spring Valley would known that THE PACKAGE was at the Plum City Pavilion. As he stowed his PTRC, Agent Chips, ever the doting gentleman, handed Agent Plomari Ouzo a fistful of NAPAwashes not to suggest that the treasonous lesbians at 1950 Old Gallows Road, Vienna, prefer fisting and rimming to pile driven heat seekers launched by a heterosexual sexagenarian whose sister once worked at NSAWW with Lynn Sherlock and Jay M. Cohen who probably would enjoy a vacation at Lesvos Island as the large Raytheon Patriot Targets which can be found by this GOOGLEBAIT:
[jlens + raytheon + 320 + aberdeen + doug burgess + FIELD ]
Agent Clydesdale shut down the 1942 Stud as Agent Plomari Ouzo finished covering the target area with some skimpy shorts and her rack to die for with an eighteen gun t-shirt wishing she had one special gun in her holster again. An Abel Danger knocker was heard on the trunk lid of the Studebaker to which Agent Chips gave the correct response “MiTeWi” indicating he was well aware that Ted Nugent’s Michigan and Ted Cruz’s Texas were supporting Agent Chips’ Wisconsin in Operation Plum Plunge which may escalate to Operation Squeezebox if the Hapless Hump Holder doesn’t change side regarding Fast and Furious and the Bungled Benghazi, see also Hillary’s missing Weiner and Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79. Chips knew from the knocker’s technique that whoever was knocking was not a JW and certainly had BBBs. [ big brass balls, eh Joe McNeil? ]
The trunk lid of the 42 Stud was opened by Agent NOTSO who was standing with Barry M. Hall, Atomic Betty and Agent Bean who had briefly been detained as DHS searched the Limo’s for Agent Chips, coming up empty, as usual. Atomic Betty was the first to welcome Chips and Skinnydipper, the Agent previously IDed as Plomari Ouzo.
“Chips and Skinnydipper, socialable” as she handed Chips his signature CSM in Abel Danger 32 ounce schooner and an LPR containing 8 parts Tullamore Due and 1 part Ouzo to Agent Skinnydipper, her signature cocktail known as a Holster-filler around Abel Danger gatherings in Plum City, Wisconsin, Canton, Texas, Goodyear, Arizona or the city where Creflo Dollar’s church keeps being the sight of unexplained deaths not to be confused with the dead firefighter at HartsFIELD International the day after a pedophile tried to go from Carolina to Atlanta to Africa. As Chips and Skinnydipper hoisted their cocktails, Chips’ Clipper Squirt Gun rang with a discrete ringtone indicating Dave Stewart of Long Beach, California was calling in reference to the overheating issue with Tillman’s Ghost.
Chips put Dave Stewart’s message in queue to await the inbrief by Atomic Betty.
“Chips, Umbrellaman will be briefing at 2311. We believe he will talk about the Georgia Straight issue involving his dead wife’s testimony, her Irish Boston Brakes, the abuse of Beverly Mary Abraham and Grace Jessie West and his knowledge of Russell Williams’ plans for the closing ceremony at the Vancouver Winter Olympics set for 1759, 28 February, 2010 as Ariana Chris, a Greek Canadian, was set to sing. Fortunately Chips and Hamish told Glamourboy that Colonel Russell Williams was a lackluster transport pilot and a flaccid panty sniffer who had exposed Julian Fantino, David Johnston, Jayne Pellerin, a guy named Foulkes and an x-cop with a diesel payloader to the DNA harvesting from Jessica Lloyd’s vagina while the OPP was eating donuts in a Crown Vic behind her house. If it seems implausible, suggest you google this combo Chips, sociable.”
[ John Furlong + Georgia Strait + Beverly Mary Abraham + Grace Jessie West ]
As Chips hoisted his CSM and took a powerful slug, he wondered if Deborah Furlong had been iced because of the reports of Furlong’s urologist who reported that neither fur nor long should be terms used with the shrimp-dicked jerkoff who is finally getting his day in court in a venue not far from RCMP Dick Bent and Bob Paulson’s current haunts, capeche? He was brought back into the here and now as Agent Skinnydipper cupped his package with her right hand as a similar appearing gentleman exited the BEAST holding a six pack of Old Style beer, once the top selling brand in Chicago where just last week the Illinois servants of the public agreed to allow Illinois residents to carry concealed just like JOHNSON SHAFT, half honky, part Cherokee, had been doing all along. Johnson Shaft always carried a polyester sport coat over his BIG IRON to let the Chicago Machine dolts, see Chicago Tribune and Patrick Fitzgerald think they needed to be concerned with the Sig Sauer P226 9mm with seven in the clip and one in the hole when the left handed Shaft Johnson always had his Ruger .44 on his left hip, capeche?
“Chips, that guy looks like you but he is barefoot. Do you know him?”
“I know of him, it is Abel Danger Doppelganger Johnson Shaft. He is from Chicago but a member of the 72ndC4ISR Company of the Wisconsin Militia. He was up at Ashland for a couple of weeks trying to determine the potential the the G-TAC Bulletproof pussies who were sent running when they discovered they were outmanned 3 to 1 and out-gunned 7 to 1. Johnson Shaft was associated with the Chippewa Band who secured Ashland and were in communications with the Natives in Canada who monitored the second car in the Lac Magentic remotely controlled trainwreck enabled by Alexander Haig’s BOY TOY Jason McLean whose Signal Systems are tied to 9/11, Lac Megantic, 7/7, the SPAIN TRAIN and the Janet Napolitano aborted Peachtree Pelindaba, see also Aurora, Cudahy, Sandy Hook and Boston Marathon. We in the intel world call the system the Jason McLean Signal System Pickton Lander but our hackers in Trinity, Buckley, Northolt and Pine Gap refer to it a ADSSH. By the way, I am picking up the faint hint of clover, is it you, Atomic Betty or Agent Bean?”
“Probably all three Chips but what say you and I slip away for 30 minutes and play hide the salami and then get back in time for the 2311 Umbrellaman briefing?”
[ dhs + dmort V + hseep + crisis actors + vision box + Field McConnell ]
As Agent Chips hopped in the driver’s seat, Agent Skinnydipper dipped her Skene’s gland housing unit ( SGHU ) into the 105 degree water and selected ‘agitate-hi’ which not only caused the Jacuzzi jets to bubble away her ‘faint hint of clover’ but allowed Atomic Betty’s incoming Clipper to be audible only to Chips and Skinnydipper. Chips saw the 4 red flashes on his clipper squirt gun and selected ‘audible’.
“Chips, the MMA delivered protocols have been captured on tape in SPAINTRAIN. Notice just like Lac Magentic, the remote control devices are on the SECOND CAR. This is the same MO as the Drunyen Drones behind Chic Burlingame and Jason Dahl jets on 9/11. We need to thank KRIS MARCY for the access to her HARD DRIVE at 2311, 14 October, 2008. Speaking of HARD DRIVE how about a little ‘hood time’ involving the 66 Crown Imperial drop top whose Chrysler paint name was, believe it or not, cream.”
Chips saw that Skinnydipper’s head was below the sudsing bubbles so he whispered, “duck pond, 2317, driveby” which was the answer Atomic Betty and her aching loins were hoping for. As she was prepping her schnauzer for KNIGHT ACTION, she heard Agents Tillman and Ginger Cookie cross talking with Johnson Shaft regarding the Wisconsin incident with CHEAPSKATE Burkhart’s incident in Wisconsin in 1996 when ‘cheapskate’ operated the Wisconsin Centrail Railroad and one of his trains carrying PLP derailed along a stretch of company track already identified as too light for the weight load being carried, see also Bangor, Maine, and LIGHT IN THEIR LOAFERS Holder and Hillary, but alas I digress. Cheapskate’s 1996 ‘fuckup’ caused $30 million + damages including the destruction of a feed mill in Weyauwega and some 3000 solid American patriots with guns had to flee for their lives, unable to return home for nearly three weeks. It is rumoured that during that time they attended the Nugent-McConnell-Cruz tactical school at Troubled Guy Lake, Wisconsin, home of the elusive GREEN EARS not to be confused with pedophile prince charles who has faggy ears, here’s proof in a video of the Dinty Douchebag whose greatest dream was to be Camilla’s tampon even though she was decades beyond ‘riding the cotton pony’.
Atomic Betty was still prepping and finding a delightful IOC in Pastel Mint Green as she looked forward to the Victory Party, Part Deux, that would occur after Barack Obama and Hillary Hogswill are held accountable for the Benghazi murders and anal rape that they could have prevented if they had followed U S Marine Field McConnell’s example and “sworn an oath, kept the oath, and answered the call” on 11 September, 2012 when Egypts Morsi ‘crisis actors’ had their asses handed to them by a pair of SEALS who were dishonored previously when Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79 killed SEAL TEAM 6 in the SNOOKERED CHINOOK incident that Field McConnell published on 30 August, 2011. In the youTube of Memorial Day, note at 1+36 “don’t be scared” to which our Turgid Warrior responds “I’m not scared” knowing fully well that Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79 and Hillary Hogswill would be shitting bricks when the Treason Charges come 22 Oct 13.
Chips parked the ‘douche-mobile’ in front of the World Headquarters of Abel Danger Private Intel disguised as an art shop across from a bakery in Plum City, Wisconsin, population 598 and the only town in Wisconsin with three bullet proof Studebakers and three bullet proof Fleetwood Stretch Limos, capeche? As he helped Agent Skinnydipper out of the hot and moist vehicle, he saw three green flashes on the security camera above Art 401 indicating an incoming Clipper for Agent Chips. He created a diversion by suggesting that Agent Skinnydipper slip out of something uncomfortable and ‘assume the position’ on the world’s most recognized ‘casting couch’ as he drew the blinds on the window on the office side of the old bank building as a 1966 Crown Imperial Convertible with vanity plates ABLDNGR was positioned on the shore of Troubled Guy Lake in anticipation of KNIGHT ACTION. As Skinnydipper was propping a pillow under her soon to be undulating lower back, Agent Chips applied some Ouzo to his lower unit while glimpsing the quickie from Agent Atomic Betty.
“Chips, just arrived at TGL, awaiting your PTRC at 2317. Regarding Victory Party Part Deux, I’d choose a Texas get together with all of the usual suspects. It’s also a way to mark the 50th anniversary of JFK’s assassination. If that event didn’t happen it’s unlikely that any of us would have come together as Abel Danger as it was formed at Ramey AFB in August, 1964 as the 72nd C4ISR Wing with plank owners Agents Chips and Bean. By the way, I did your plank, request position 274A on the trunk, not the hood, Atomic Betty” As the last of the Ouzo was removed by Skinnydipper, Agent Chips noted that the message had been sent from a BlackBerry device by flying monkeys which reminded Chips of the song Nat King Cole had regarding monkeys, brothers, and flying while simultaneously sliding the world’s most recognized air refueling probe into a wet and warm receptacle as Skinnydipper said ‘straighten up and fly right’ to which Agent Chips didn’t not need a second instruction as he saddled up in ‘saucy spoons’ and began the evolution at 540 rpm just like his 1984 IH 284 28 horse Mazda gas powered, ag tired, tractor.
Atomic Betty had been for a skinny dip in Troubled Guy Lake when she saw the parking lights of the 1966 Imperial convertible blink three times, indicating and incoming Immediate. Knowing she was alone at TGL she and her hour glass figure walked to the Imperial Crown, covered in ‘cream’, hoping that soon she would be likewise configured.
Checking the Clipper device in the AM radio projecting onto the inside of the windshield, she saw a message from Marquis d’Cartier, Canadian Hammer on duty in the BEAST.
“Umbrellaman is contemplating delaying the 2311 OmniGlobe brief as Canuck FatAss has made a spectacle of himself in Canada and Glamourboy, David Johnston and Jason McLean are trying to deflate the gas filled FatAss as Christian Patriots not afraid of false Pedophile invasions of their PCs and Laptops can take down Raytheon’s phony baloney balloons as easily as they take down Predators or 14 year old kids in Poland control trams and trains with IR signals from TV remotes. Umbrellaman and Hammer MacCheese request your 10-20 and status” Marquis d’Cartier, the BEAST.
Marquis immediately searched the Operation SQUEEZEBOX briefing for code 2317 and realized it was a file for U S Judges who were cross dressing alcoholics who enjoy wearing fish net hose when their beards are out of town. MdC also noticed in the footnote that in event of an escalation to DefCon 2, this google search would become very popular in Boston where the Fire Department resented the ‘out of town, non-union, rent-a-Chief’ who made the career firefighters look like a bunch of rookies on the 4th leg of Janet Napolitano’s five event false flag [ Aurora, Cudahy, Newtown, Boston, Atlanta ]
[ Rene FIELDing + Boston + Emergency Management + pastel + ioc + redtree + Margie ]
Marquis d’Cartier shook his head, incredulous that Alexander Haig’s OCTOPUSSIES did not understand the truth of Psalm 2, especially the bold part, and in playing along with Monsanto, Serco and Gates, they have forfeited their inheritance as brothers of Jesus.
2 Why do the nations rage,
And the people plot a vain thing?
2 The kings of the earth set themselves,
And the rulers take counsel together,
Against the LORD and against His Anointed, saying,
3 “Let us break Their bonds in pieces
And cast away Their cords from us.”
The Lord shall hold them in derision.
5 Then He shall speak to them in His wrath,
And distress them in His deep displeasure:
6 “Yet I have set My King
On My holy hill of Zion.”
The LORD has said to Me,
‘You are My Son,
Today I have begotten You.
8 Ask of Me, and I will give You
The nations for Your inheritance,
And the ends of the earth for Your possession.
9 You shall break them with a rod of iron;
You shall dash them to pieces like a potter’s vessel.’”
Be instructed, you judges of the earth.
11 Serve the LORD with fear,
And rejoice with trembling.
12 Kiss the Son, He be angry,
And you perish in the way,
When His wrath is kindled but a little.
Blessed are all those who put their trust in Him.
Agent Chips heard the sound of distant thunder drawing near to Plum City and he knew that Rutherford Institute and San Antonio Schools would fight over the ‘sign of the beast’ with Victory falling on the Rutherford side. He was harking back to his participation in the freeing of Brandon Raub, U S Marine, as Agent Skinnydipper screamed “Spanakopita” which was her way of commanding ‘Switch, jack hammer, pile driver, finish me off with a rimshot at the buzzer” which demonstrates the Greek economy of words in expressing themselves. As Chips, ever the doting gentleman, saddled up from behind, he recalled the words of his Greek instructor at Annapolis, George Sedorkis, spoken in April, 1969 three months after Agent Chips had marched in Nixon’s inaugural parade:
Σπανακόπιτα, Switch, Jack Hammer, οδηγός σωρό, μου τελειώσω με μια rimshot στο κουδούνι
To forestall an early exploculation, he pictured the image that had helped him figure out Warren Buffett’s relationship to FBCA and MoD in the Alexander Haig Octopus attack of 9/11 as Skinnydipper’s quivering ‘cheese pie’ indicate it wanted some of Popeye’s Spinach, in a manner of speaking.
Chips, ever the doting gentleman, handed Skinnydipper a handful of Courtney Banks NSAWW approved NAPAwashes harvest from the hastily evacuated desks of Lynn Sherlock, Kris Marcy and Jay M. Cohen as he received an IMMEDIATE JASPAR from Hamish. Orbiting overhead in a Raytheon lighter than air vehicle surveying the landscape around Plum Plunge 2013 to protect against all enemies, foreign or domestic.
Operation SQUEEZEBOX Brain Hamish IMMEDIATE JASPAR to Agent Chips, Hammer MacCheese, Agents deployed in PLUM PLUNGE 2013, copy Namedropper, Gravedigger and Corazon Dulce: We have positive indications that the FULL MOON WARM PAN CHANGLING indicates that the Faux Royal Goosestepping will meet Agent Chips’ demand that they have their dummy hit the road by 22 October, 2013. Hamish, aloft
In Plum City, Agent Chips was stuffing his junk in an Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster with EHP in Pastel Manly Mocha as in Washington Paula Reid, Valerie Jarrett and Michelle Lavonne Sasquatch were placing a package on the curb for Friday pickup by the same guys who hauled evidence of WRONGFUL DEATH from WT 1,2 and 7 to Fresh Kills so that cross dressing Rudy Toot could become a millionaire due to his cooperation with Alexander Haig’s OctoPUSSIES.
Chips kissed the slumbering Agent Plomari Ouzo and stepped out onto Main Street where on Friday, 19 July, 2013, 140 cars would haul agents of ICE, FEMA, DHS, FBI and DMORT V as they caucused with Abel Danger regarding October 22, 2013 and the Victory Party set for Mill Creek Ranch Resort 60 miles east of Field McConnell’s birthplace. As he got back in the Douche-mobile to drive back to the BEAST for the 2311 OmniGlobe, a gentle rain began to fall on Plum City, blessing the farmers who are neighbors of Agent Chips.
Agent Chips was parking the Douche-mobile at TGL next to the Cream colored Imperial with ABLDNGR plates, as a FLASH FESTUS came from Rooster Cogburn changed his plans for the remainder of the evening.
SQUEEZEBOX Hammer Rooster Cogburn FLASH FESTUS Pan Pan Pan Abel Danger: All players in Plum Plunge 2013, seek shelter, I say again, seek shelter, Hamish aloft reports incoming. James Crosby confirms incoming. It appears some unknown quanity is not desiring to HIT THE ROAD. Rooster Cogburn, Quantico
Chips checked his watch and saw that the time was right for some thunderstorm delight knowing that there was NO TIME left for the Bungler’s of Benghazi. On the trunk lid of a yellow Imperial Crown, an MR FSD gave him that ‘comest thou hither look’ as she selected F4 and C240 on her Clipper Pastel Palette sporting just one color, Mint Green. Knowing that time was tight as was the target area, Chips merged with the Canadian Ass Set who had fingered Duffy-McLean-Carlucci-Johnston and Russell Williams from her bridge top vantage point between Tomoye’s Gatineau and Glamourboy’s Ottawa.
Chips noticed she had selected the LONG VERSION of the Guess Who’s monster hit from the summer of ’68, and he liked that. As the Turgid Warrior engaged the target area, Atomic Betty enjoyed a Lengthy Portion, not to be confused with the eternity that awaits these ENEMIES OF GOD:
Haig’s Octopus + Sasquatch + Whale Vagina + Twisted Sisters, City of London
As a four hour enduro commenced on the trunk of the Cream Convertible, an incoming Clipper from Natalya Antonov in Taldykorgan went to queue as she had sent it as a Routine Clipper and Chips and Atomic Betty both had the FESTUS FILTERS in the boink mode.
Agent Natalya Antonov at Taldykorgan Routine Clipper to Agent Chips: I am embedded with two brave Russian journalists from ANNA in Syria. This proxy war that has killed 53 near Russian Embassy in Damascus is not being covered by CNN, BBC, Fox, MSNBC and other Murderoch shills. There can be no comparison between ANNA and any western media journalist working in Syria if any western journalist is even allowed in the country. We in the Taldykorgan-Tokyo pipeline exposed a FOX News faked interview in Turkey on the border with Syria with an alleged “high level defector” to the Free Syrian Army who turned out to be nothing more then a degenerate liar ( see also Tony Blair, Barry Soetoro ) with a grudge against the Syrian government. FOX news dressed him in a suit and marched him in front of the cameras gaffing him off as some important opposition military leader. Ziad tells me our efforts worked. Everyone caught onto FOX News making shit up while in Turkey safe in their hotel rooms while Russian journalists, the two Russian journalists I am embedded with, are getting shot at riding in BMPs with the SAA. ANNA are on the ground telling it like it is with complete objectivity without all the political story telling and faked news vectoring hatred against Syria. The one Russian journalist has a direct link to Vladimir Putin being interviewed on RT with his reporting on Syria. President Assad has taken Agent Chips’ advice not to criticize America during the Soetoro-McConnell transition. Agent Natalya, missing my Chips.
Somewhere in South Africa, a President was upset that the Abel Danger Agent who created this GOOGLEBAIT was alive and well, and knocking off a hunk of ass at TGL.
[ pelindaba + Cameron + thatcher + obama + kelly + robin cook + shale + zuma + chips ]
Agent Atomic Betty was still entertaining the one eyed trouser trout when another Clipper came, this one an IMMEDIATE JASPAR from Hamish that also fell victim to the FLASH FESTUS boinking filter:
Plum Plunger Agent Hamish IMMEDIATE JASPAR to Agent Chips, Hammers MacCheese and Rooster Cogburn, and Agents deployed in PLUM PLUNGE to include NOTSO, Tillman, MacCheese, Barry M. Hall, RPM, Atomic Betty, and Agent Bean, copy Bean Spiller, Ginger Cookie and 80W: Chips, if you are not knee deep in some Dangerette Du Jour, please review Post #1622 which will go active at 1659 EDT on 26 July, 2013, if Hillary and the Punahou ’79 Choom Gang leader don’t fold their tents like Janet Napolitano did. Pending your endorsement, here is my suggested post:
Plum City – (AbelDanger.net). United States Marine Field McConnell has linkedSignal Systems’ remote-towers public key infrastructure developed by Jason McLean while he served as Special Assistant in the Office of the Prime Minister of Canada (2000-2002), to the pig-farm controlling mind (brain?) for Starnet’s online-gaming snuff-film services and the alleged spot-fixing of body counts for the recent train crash in Spain which points to the use of a portable repeater to trigger dial-a-yield explosive devices in the second car (see video).
Zee News: Watch high-speed train crash in Spain
[Compare] Fukushima Explosion
McConnell alleges McLean procured public key infrastructure from MacDonald, Dettwiler and Associates of Richmond B.C. to build a Signal Systems spot-fixing partnership with Starnet’s pig-farm brain in Carrall Street, Vancouver, and the late General Haig’s co-investors in the CAI Private Equity Group including Pierre Lortie, fired former president of the builder of the train in Spain – Bombardier Transportation!
#1620: Marine Links McLean to Remote-Tower CSI Octopus Shtick, Runaway Caboose at Lac-Mégantic
#1618: Marine Links Starnet Paulson’s Cisco Triggers to Signal Systems’ Dial-a-Yield Boston Bombs
Media Coverage of Starnet Raid – August 20, 1999
Bombardier ZEFIRO Promo
“NBC News .. American woman among 80 killed in Spain train crash; driver detained
Field McConnell, United States Naval Academy, 1971; Forensic Economist; 30 year airline and 22 year military pilot; 23,000 hours of safety; Tel: 715 307 8222
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