Chicago’s Candyman and Her Short for Snuff Swaps – Chapter 4
6 My people are destroyed from lack of knowledge. “Because you have rejected knowledge, I also reject you as my priests;because you have ignored the law of your God, I also will ignore your children. Hosea 4:6
Concussiongate, Benghazigate, F&F (*) gate (fat and flatulent)
Christmas shopping made easy
In the last chapter Umbrellaman directed MacCheese to send the MAIN BANG to St. Louis to listen to the black lady sing. Richards Gebauer was the destination assumed. Agents 80W and Bean Spillers were enjoying showing someone how they held this liquor. Hamish, Bean, Mensa and the BRAIN TRUST came up on JASPAR 4.
Benghazi Buttrammers ( Soetoro, Clinton, Panetta, Marcy, redacted ) Go to your knees or go to hell, your call. HOP ends 2359, 23 December, 2012, capeche?
STERN WARNING TO QUO WARRANTO QUEER: If BLACK PHOENIX occurs in Goodyear, Luke or Tempe, the Hedge of Protection is removed. If Port Coquitlam is reduced to plasma, so be it, Abel Danger has lifted the HOP for the site of the PROSTITUTE PIG ROAST and the Harry Chapin 5 and their sponsors, Glamourboy and Johnston, can pull of the Queen’s G-string as the Pussy in hack swallows hard.
Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79 STAND DOWN, Field McConnell, Punahou ’67.
While the fainting bitch and the jerkoff with a proboscis that rivals Tip O’Neill and WC Fields abandon your candy ass, I want you, CANDY ASS CANDYMAN, to know that we in the Christian Heterosexual Intelligence Patriot Society (CHIPS) are PRAISING THE LORD and passing out the ammunition. In short, FUCK OFF. The message below is in Spanish below so your handler, Miriam Clegg, gets my drift.
Si Soetoro y Clinton no se eliminan por 2359, 31 de diciembre de 2012, la Operación Pedo coño va a ser invocada para proporcionar seguridad en las escuelas durante la transición pacífica a la República de los Estados Unidos se restaura Umbrellaman. El coño se le permitirá salir CONUS a más tardar el 2359 de enero de 2013 y regresar a su domicilio registrado. Campo McConnell, USMC 0116513
Scripture of Day:
“Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, because he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us in the house of his servant David (as he said through his holy prophets of long ago),” Luke 1:68-70 NIV
Gospel Song of Day:
Secular Song of Day:
Warning to the Benghazi Bunglers and Piers Morgan ‘Prince’
Agent Chips and the MAIN BANG heard “Agents deployed in War Paint, greetings from St Louis. We have directed N-9981Z to head our way as we have found the black woman who is singing like a canary regarding the Chicago Killers who appear to have authorized a KWANZAA KILLING FIELD. By the power vested in me by my Father, I now loose Operation SWORDFISH and when we pass the PoNR concurrent Operation QUEEN’S PUSSY. MacCheese will be briefing you in the next Chapter but this is enough for the FAT ASS to choke down until Thursday, 20 December, 2012. Please pray for Peace, pray for each other and listen to MacCheese’s briefing on the radio show tomorrow from 1300-1600 from the studio in Plum City. Godspeed, Umbrellaman”
As his image faded to black, MacCheese started to read a post from Hamish and Chips as an EMP caused the airframe of the Ozark-Canadian hybrid to shudder like a well serviced Dangerette. As the jet went dark, an incoming Clipper from Agent Hamish went to queue as 80W, Bean Spiller and Chips returned to debriefing each other in the interest of national sovereignty of all nations desiring Peace that only comes from the Prince of Peace. As twenty new angels have joined the choir, please be firm in the stand you take. The new angels number 20 and are all sixes and sevens. Eight boys, twelve girls. All singing in Heaven’s choir while those left behind hear only the sounds of silence.
Barry Soetoro Punahou ’79, Field McConnell Punahou ’67 has your number. 666. When God directs me to call it, it will be called.
Because Hillary Clinton, Barry Soetoro, Eric Holder, Leon Panetta and Kristine Marcy have been so sloppy, Field McConnell, Punahou ’67 has offered only two get out of jail free cards, Abel Danger SLOPPY SECONDS, to only a composite two persons from the Mistresses of the Revels and or Benghazi Buttrammers. Tyrone Woods and Taylor Morris have paid the price for you evil pieces of shit and Agent Chips is coming to seek retribution. It will be sudden, loud, and violent. Your will know me by my signs just as we, Abel Danger, know you by your fingerprints and DNA, all of which we have. Up in Canada, Q1 is having a hissing fit because Angus Watt and Russell Williams shared some DNA with a ‘wrong number’. Tuff shit.
As of 1659 central, 20 July, 2012 the yellow card has been claimed by a heterosexual female at USDoJ. If someone at DoJ offers to COME CLEAN they will be award the PISS YELLOW CARD just like Big John’s Piss Yellow Deuce Coupe that beat Bob Falfa’s 55 Chevy FIELD CAR ( )+45) on Paradise Road. Later, the black chevy driven by REALLY STUPID crashes and burns, just like the Quo Warranto Queer.
As of 1659 central, 20 July, 2012 the salmon card has been claimed by a non hetero female at Femme Compe who has fingered someone at NSAWW. Perhaps discerning readers notice that in the last chapter, or so, a handwritten note on a salmon 3 x 5 index card was slipped under door 420 at the Garden Inn and Suites at 2600 Housely Road in Annapolis. Not too far north of Chantilly, Virginia, and the card non hetero offered some Chantilly Lace and a pretty face as he younger sister was straight and had worked as a secretary at ALPA where there are some long faces as Suzanne Kalfus, James Johnson, Pete Janhunen and Rob Plunkett are 4 names known to the Russian Attache and French BEA working with Abel Danger in case regarding Sukhoi Superjet ( 11 May, 12 ) and Air France 447 ( 1 June, 09 ) which may cause a little angst and flatulence for Senator Byron Dorgan (gone) and the Fat and Flatulent One named Buttocks, or Oracle of Omaha or the exposer of Obama, his call.
The HOP for Piers Morgan ( Abel Danger codename SHITHEAD ) expires at 2359 on the night of 23 December, 2012. If he is on the payroll of CNN at that time, CNN can expect a December Surprise. The HOP on the First Queer drops dead at 2359 20 January, 2013 and if the U S Naval Academy Midshipman are not allowed to carry swords in the bogus inauguration parade for the Queen’s G-string, Operation ABEL SWORDSMAN will supplant SWORDFISH and QUEEN’S PUSSY. If Piers Morgan is gone from CNN and out of CONUS by our deadline, we will give a SIGN that two more get out of jail free cards are available to anyone more complicit than the two already spoken for.
Further, DHS and Joe Biden have already received the McConnell-Hucklebee School Safety Plan which can be put in place effective 1 January, 2013 or IMMEDIATELY if the Bunglers of Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Newtown, Cudahy, Aurora and Giffords kill ONE MORE CHILD. The salient points of the MHSSP are listed below and will be carried out by military personnel with Marine, Army, Air Force, Navy or Coast Guard marksmanship badges and a sworn statement that they have not sworn to a Greek Oath.
1. Welcome God back onto school property
2. Start each day with Plegde of Alliance to United States of America
3. End Make-Believe Gun-Free Zones at 0001, 1 January, 2013
4. End the infringement of the Federal “Gun-Free School Zones” Act
5. Arm Teachers Willing to Qualify and Carry QC
6. One credit in marksmanship required for high school diploma
7. Eliminate Foolhardy Brand-Name Bans
8. Offer first 20,000 High School Markmanship jobs to Marines cut by Barry Soetoro
9. Identify architects of Giffords-Aurora-Cudahy-Benghazi-Newtown-Kwanzaa Kill Zones, i.e. those who deployed Fast and Furious.
God, Himself, has revealed himself to many who Serve him. If the loyal bloc in U S Congress give me some kind of sign they are aboard, things will go well according to RUSA plans currently on schedule to assure PEACEFUL TRANSITION after Federal Reserve Act GOES DOWN. If Boehner and Pelosi FUCK AMERICA like was done when the Federal Reserve was secretly done during a Christmas break of Congress one hundred years ago, the HOUNDS will be loosed and the HOPs cancelled. Killing 20 kids to distract America from the END OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE offend God, who is, My Lord. I, Field McConnell, have authority to end the killing and stop bankers wars and I end that statement with four words, SO HELP ME GOD.
If the Buttrammers of Benghazi ( Soetoro, Hillary, Panetta ) do a number on my sister Kristine Marcy, there will be HELL TO PAY. So, in a nutshell, what is your sign Holder, or do you want the FOURTH BLINDFOLD?
Thanks to the Agent Chips/Abel Danger who circulated this graphic.
Field McConnell, oops, I mean Agent Chips, was pleasuring Agents Bean Spiller and 80W in the after CRF of the DC-9-31 painted all white with on the registration number written in red, N-9981Z, Global Hammer MacCheese pointed out to the MAIN BANG that another Hammar, U S Marine Jon Hammar was being help without cause in a jail in Mexico just like U S Marine Brandon Raub had been held before a release was crafted by Abel Danger and Rutherford Institute, both powered by God. While Abel Danger is again HARD AT IT in the case of Jon Hammar, trying to hamstring the Marines is the gay fucker from Chicago who hosted a pair of queers to profess their love for anal sex at the White House Christmas Tree on Monday following the FALSE FLAG KID KILLING that the Goose Stepping Geriatric married to the putrid and flatulent Prince Phartingham thought would keep America distracted as she crammed FEDERAL RESERVE down our throats a second time. Fuck off Queenie Breath and tell your flatulent consort to put a cork in it. The Marines are coming.
Agent Chips was being summonsed to the COCK, yea, that’s right Hillary, COCKpit as the weather at Richard Gebauer was insufficient for a Category One arrival. Agent Hoss, Skymaster and Stone sought some input from the world’s safest airline captain and all around good guy who was none to snatch a drone, sling a thong, or land a jet once in a while.
Chips handed four NAPAWASHes to both Bean Spiller and Agent 80W as he stuffed his junk in an Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster in Pastel Manly Mocha with extra humongous pouch, capeche? Are he walked in an erect fashion to the sink, he applied a liberal dose of Jade East behind each ear as that is wear Agent Bean of Biltmore enjoyed placing her ankles and then saying giddy up to her adoring Agent Chips who would be working amidships, near the hips, if you know anything about a TAINT. After taking a Marine Corps shower an a slug of his CSM, he popped an Altoid and strode towards the cock, I say again, COCK pit.
Passing the forward Galley Agent Marquis d’Cartier handed Chips a briefing that had just come into the the FAF snitchline that had been monitoring the Clintons, Marcys, Obamas, Judge Roberts and the ‘excused one’ who handed Abel Danger their Heads on a Plate (HsOP) note to be confused with HOP or the French snail sucker Piers SHITHEAD Morgan.
As Chips accepted a 32 ounce CSM from Marquis d’Cartier, Marquis offered Chips a musical suggestion, in English.
La BBC ha sido calificado de “arrogante” por los Comunes Comité de Cuentas Públicas (PAC) por su decisión de otorgar Entwistle ex director general George £ 450.000 a pagar-off. La cantidad pagada a Entwistle, quien renunció durante el escándalo sexual Jimmy Savile después de sólo 54 días en el trabajo, era el doble de la cantidad especificada en su contrato. Su renuncia se produjo después de la emisión de un programa de la BBC investigación que erróneamente vinculado Lord McAlpine al maltrato de menores, en un momento en que la BBC ya había sido criticada por un programa de la BBC informe archivado en Savile. El PAC añadió que recompensa Entwistle estaba “fuera de línea tanto con las expectativas del público y lo que se considera aceptable en el resto del sector público. La BBC ha sido calificado de “arrogante” por los Comunes Comité de Cuentas Públicas (PAC) por su decisión de otorgar Entwistle ex director general George £ 450.000 a pagar-off. La cantidad pagada a Entwistle, quien renunció durante el escándalo sexual Jimmy Savile después de sólo 54 días en el trabajo, era el doble de la cantidad especificada en su contrato. Mata IECE DE MIERDA si no está en el paro de 48 horas. Su renuncia se produjo después de la emisión de un programa de la BBC investigación que erróneamente vinculado Lord McAlpine al maltrato de menores, en un momento en que la BBC ya había sido criticada por un programa de la BBC informe archivado en Savile. El PAC añadió que recompensa Entwistle estaba “fuera de línea tanto con las expectativas del público y lo que se considera aceptable en el resto del sector público”.
Chips read slowly and understood enough of the message, “The BBC has been branded “cavalier” by the Commons Public Accounts Committee (PAC) for its decision to award former director-general George Entwistle a £450,000 pay-off. The amount paid to Entwistle, who resigned during the Jimmy Savile sex scandal after just 54 days in the job, was double the amount specified in his contract. His resignation came after the broadcast of a Newsnight investigation which wrongly linked Lord McAlpine to child abuse, at a time when the BBC was already being criticised for a shelved Newsnight report into Savile. The PAC added that Entwistle’s payoff was “out of line both with public expectations and what is considered acceptable elsewhere in the public sector”…..but was hastened to the left seat due to deteriorating weather across eastern Kansas and most of Missouri, the SHOW ME state where Richard Ashcroft showed what a pussy he was by, like Nancy Pelosi, refusing to fly in commercial airliners knowing that they will equipped with the Stranglers Suite and he fully understood the history of John Tower, Paul Wellstone and Larry McDonald, the Georgia legislator killed when Korean 007 was attacked by the Cabal being exposed by Agent Chips and Abel Danger as called to do in Ephesians 5:11.
11 Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.
Chips tapped Sky Master on the right shoulder and asked for the existing weather at KCMI. Sky Master sent an ACARS request and listened to ATIS. The ATIS was 43 minutes old but the existing was reported by FAA METAR to be:
202353Z 30016G24KT 10SM CLR M04/M07 A3013 RMK AO2 PK WND 30027/2304 SLP213 4/003 60001 T10391072 11033 21056 51037
Sky Master pointed at a yellow fault lite “anti-skid” and mentioned the cross winds and the potential from BRAF Poor caused him to request that Agent Chips make his second landing in the last ten books. Chips took a sip of his CSM and gave Sky Master a ‘start down’ signal whereupon Stone requested lower from Kansas City Center. Sky Master pointed to Stone and indicated it was Stone’s jet. Stone silenced the horn and pulled both thrust levers back to 1.15 EPR and selected engine anti icing on as his father took the left seat. Chips pointed at the salmon colored Republic Airlines checklist and ran his finger down from descent to after landing and pointed at Agent Stone, his son. He went back to drinking his CSM knowing he had less than 10 minutes to finish off the Absolut and two stuffed queens not referring to 80W and Bean Spiller who looked forward to a stocking stuffer long, I say again, long before Christmas. An Immediate JASPAR was announced on the ACARS and Stone handed his father a printed copy.
Agent MacCheese Immediate JASPAR to Agents in SWORDFISH, copy Barry M. Hall and NOTSO: Kansas City DHS and FEMA had been told you are landing at KMKC so immediately after landing at ‘Braniff’ clear runway and set parking brake. Barry and Notso have the 40 Stud and the Purple Limo for the quick trip out of town. Standby for security details from Notso. Recall that the ‘brothers’ are CHIPS off the Old Block Island and you may recall where Block Island was in 1947. MacCheese
Barry M. Hall and NOTSO, Abel Danger Agents, of Wisconsin Cheese Police, 2012
Agent Tillman Immediate JASPAR to all SWORDFISH Agent, copy Umbrellaman, Name Dropper and Grave Digger: Our friends in Portsmouth, England report as of
21 December A.D. 2012 Lots of information from lots of sources on some of these (alleged) mass shootings which culminate in the Kwanzaa Killzone. There’s no question that the agenda in Washington is to disarm America for benefit BBC and BBA. This author has accepted as true the “motive” for Aurora, and now Sandy Hook, as being retaliatory strikes against family members of those testifying about and exposing the Libor interest-rate-fixing criminal conspiracy affecting banking activity the world over.
“An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland.” was first uttered by British Agent Adolf Hitler, 1922 so why shouldn’t British Agent Barry Soetoro utter those same words 90 years later? In the aftermath of the recent Sandy Hook shooting, Obama and his cohorts are screaming about how they all despise guns and ammo. Guns are the problem in America today, we’ve been told from every corner of the media, and so the only solution is to get rid of all the guns. Fuck Obama, fuck the media, ARM UP.
There’s one organization in America that’s loading up on masses of assault rifles and enough ammunition to run a 10-year shooting war. That organization is, of course, the U.S. federal government and its Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which has purchased a total of 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition to be used domestically, inside the United States. It begs the question: Why does the Department of Homeland Security — named after Hitler’s “Office of Fatherland Security” — need 1.6 billion rounds of ammo? After being thoroughly thrashed by Larry Pratt (President of Gun Owners of America) on Tuesday night, (Agent SHITHEAD) Piers Morgan returned on Wednesday surrounded by his communist brothers and sisters, allowing only a couple of stooges from the controlled opposition to attend what he billed as a debate but not a mass debate like when Soetoro and Biden have a taffy pull. .Morgan has only been in this country for seven years but declares himself the champion for the abolishment of our 2ndAmendment. Fuck him and the horse faced goose stepping pussy he rode in on, Morgan is an agent of the Queen of England, a Tory who should be arrested immediately and charged with agitating for insurrection and overthrow of the Republic of the United States of the Americas. Umbrellaman reminds us that Geneva Convention doesn’t apply to SHITHEAD. He has 47 hours to leave or suffer the consequences. Umbrellaman set to escalate to Operation QUEEN’S PUSSY. Tillman, with Notso in the 40 Stud.
PS, here is the Twitter-shit from SHITHEAD.
Of course I am, you moron > RT @coelkhntr I think you are somewhat gleeful that a tragedy happened to help you push your cause
Agent Stone had completed the checklist and asked his dad if they should change duties with Chips becoming the PF and Stone the PNF as the cross winds were picking up and the braking action was reportedly going down. Before Chips could answer an incoming from Hamish caused Chips to communicate via JASPAR 4 not to be confused with the NEW SECURE RESERVATIONS SYSTEM ‘AXIS’ inspired by Chips and deployed to Delta, Virgin Atlantic and three more airlines if we are to get serious regarding Aviation Safety and School Safety after the RUSA Mutiny on the Bounty.
Chips answered the Clipper to hear Hamish’s cheesy drivel.
I’m a Brit living near the wonderful U.S.A for many years and will gladly sign this petition but I’m pretty sure that the Brits have a petition to parliament to not let the douche bag ( Piers Morgan, SHITHEAD ) back in, I think they want to send him to France where he will fit in perfectly with the snail munchers and butt rammers. Be aware of news from (redacted) on 21 December, 2012 indicating that, as Abel Danger has said, there is a magic wand after all. A revolutionary paper by the International Monetary Fund claims that one could eliminate the net public debt of the US at a stroke, and by implication do the same for Britain, Germany, Italy, or Japan. One could slash private debt by 100 percent of GDP, boost growth, stabilize prices, and dethrone bankers all at the same time. It could be done cleanly and painlessly, by legislative command, far more quickly than anybody imagined. The conjuring trick is to replace our system of private bank-created money — roughly 97pc of the money supply — with state-created money. We return to the historical norm, before Charles II placed control of the money supply in private hands with theEnglish Free Coinage Act of 1666. Specifically, it means an assault on “fractional reserve banking”. If lenders are forced to put up 100pc reserve backing for deposits, they lose the exorbitant privilege of creating money out of thin air. Roger Hayes of British Constitution Group, Agent Orange of White Chapel and you, Agent Chips, of Plum City State Bank, 401 Main Street in Plum City need to communicate this prior to the deadline for CNN to shitcan SHITHEAD just as AD took out Peter Jennings for his habitual lies on NBC for benefit of the Queen and her Pussies. Hamish.
Stone had the checklist done and the aircraft configured for landing on KMCI’s runway when will not notice his father pushed his hands off the thrust levers, said “I’ve got it” and commenced a ‘circle to land’ conversion to runway 27 at Kansas City International.
Chips dinged the cabin 4 times causing Marquis d’Cartier to pass out the last call drinks and suggest that all but Agent Bean Spiller take a seat and a seatbelt. As Agent Bean Spiller went forward to respond to the Captain of the Ship, Chips directed Stone to turn off the transponder and darken ship. He turned to Agent Bean Spiller and asked a favor.
“Bean Spiller, this isn’t going to be easy, before I set this down I’d like my son Stone to let Tillman and the Chips off the Block Island know we are landing on RW27 and will intentionally go off the west end to open the security fence, Tillman knows what to do. To calm my nerves before we essentially trash this jet, as long as you are from the show me state, in the interest of national security and the immediate cessation of Kid Killing by Barak Obama, Hillary Clinton and Marcy’s Mange, please show them to me.”
As Tillman and the Wisconsin Cheese police moved towards the soon to be ‘new opening’ in the security fence at Mid-Continent International Airport Agent Chips had an eyeful of Agent Bean Spiller striking a pose that reminded him that if she’d chalk his cue he could put a pair of balls near the middle pocket.
Chips pointed at all the red lights at the north end of the north south parallels and he made and announcement for everyone to sit on the floor with backs to the cockpit door as they would be decelerating violently after leaving the prepared surface. Ever the professional, Agent Chips thanked Bean Spiller for the ‘cross your heart’ support as he landed the unlit DC9-31 N-9981Z on the centerline of RW 27, pulled the power to idle, ensured the spoilers were fully extended than raised the flaps and slats before STOPCOCKING both JT8D-15 engines, just like the turbine wheel found at the Pentagon after John McCain’s NRA3B killed Gerald DeConto, USNA ’79. The emergency lights came on as the generators wound down. Departing the end of the runways at 65 knots, Agent Chips signaled for MdC to standby to deploy the forward escape slide. As the jet violently bounced along the terrain, Agent Chips saw a pleasant jiggle and picked up a hint of clover as he considered how, once again, God prepared an escape as He had been doing for 2013, almost, if the Mayans are proved wrong.
After taking out the security fence and coming to a halt Chips heard Marquis d’Cartier blow the slide, which gave Bean Spiller and 80W a good idea. As they egressed into the Purple Limo following EL JEFE, the Ghost of Tillman, a song of Thanksgiving went throw Chips’ head as he was the last man to go down from the ship.
Meanwhile, on the east coast three queers were having a ménage-a-trois in a half white house where a 26 year old maiden head was breeched by a tail gunner sent by the Goose Stepping Geriatric who will now learn what blow back looks like when delivered by a Christian Heterosexual Intelligence Patriot Society member. Anyone want to see my member? Not you Barry.