Chicago’s Candyman and Her Short for Snuff Swaps – Chapter 1

Naval Academy Native Americans on the War Path
 Save the Children in Mutiny on the Bounty

Agent Chips and Ginger Cookie, 1954

Save the children

Candy Ass Candyman and his Pastel ADS

Barry Soetoro, Barry Soetoro, Barry Soetoro, Barry Soetoro, Barry Soetoro

Obama and the 5 P’s

Canada’s Elite HARRY CHAPIN 5

Canadian Military Leadership on display

In the Last Chapter written after the PETRAEUS EXIT was agreed to Agent Chips had had a conversation with the Chef with two first names: He was given a recipe for Peace and encouraged to WAIT UNTIL 8 December’s score was made manifest; During that time of waiting, more military commanders (none of them lesbians or CEMAW women ) were to be sacrificed by the target of the MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY and the legions lined up in white robes from every nation who would depose him, see Daniel 2:21-22 if you DON’T GET IT; Agent Chips posts THREAT WINDOW 30 Nov 12 for Philadelphia, Luke AFB, PC(*), Portland. The Mistress of the Revels “top three” warned that “so goes Philly, so go the top 3”, Philly nuke attack that would have ‘affected’ VPOTUS aborted and LITTLEMAN sent via subsurface transport to PC; Agent Chips demands 5 concessions to allow Petraeus out of the Petraeus-McConnell Sanction 2013; 4 firm Dangerettes conform to BABY BLUE template and don WAR PAINT; Barry Soetoro hears DISTANT DRUMS and seeks Rahm Emmanuels drumstick; Sasquatch who was never pregnant arranges for last shipment of TWINKIES shipped to the city that claims the CANDYASS CANDYMAN; Agent Chips finds a Dangerette who enjoys crème filling, she is adorned in BABY BLUE with a pastel (redacted) IOC; 

 Chapter One of Book Ten

Scripture of the Day: “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me— just as the Father knows me and I know the Father—and I lay down my life for the sheep.” John 10:14-15

Gospel Song of the Day:



And because God is love, and God is True, and is the True God, this popular song:

Final warning to the TOP THREE Mistresses of the Revels:
5 And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me.
6 If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea. 
Jesus is coming to make the world safer for children, until He gets here Abel Danger is telling David Cameron and Glamourboy that pedophilia must be adjudicated not made legal. I remind Sam Cam Wham Bam’s beard that City of London is only 177 acres and can be ‘removed’. For he who sports more guyliner and lipstick than Tammy Faye, regardless of what Charles HAM FISTED HELO PILOT Bouchard might suggest, cancel the F35s or learn how it feels to be DRONED you worthless sack of shit.
Now that frumpy David, Q1 of Canada and the TOP THREE mistresses have been put on notice, let’s get back to delivering a heaping helping of Abel Danger WHOO PASS as Rutherford Institute and a Law firm in Scituite take care of some pressing legal issues prior to the meeting in Austin, Texas the weekend of 15 and 16 December, see also Operation BANISTER.

Agent Chips and Ginger Cookie, 1954

AC = Agent Chips, see also 213 in cover art of Sister Abel, Brother Cain

Agent Chips was really dishing out all that the UNKNOWN DANGERETTE wished to accommodate and he was harking back to Agent BABY BLUE when he noticed an Immediate Festus from another Dangerette who also looked good in blue, or better yet, out of blue. As he continued giving the IUD ( internationally unknown dangerette ) a fair portion of pile driving jack hammer, his mind raced back in time to 20 July, 2012, and the hot afternoon with the bourbon street lady had her mystery solved by a DETERMINED WARRIOR of Cherokee extraction.

To prevent and early exploculation, Agent Chips the DETERMINED CHEROKEE WARRIOR, reviewed the 5 paragraph SMEAC while enjoying a faint hint of clover; over and over.

SMEAC Situation:

While the major marketing campaign called BLACK FRIDAY has come and gone and the nuclear threat against Philadelpia was inerted by Abel Danger, let us continue to GIVE THANKS TO GOD every day for what He has Created for all of us and redouble our efforts to return America to a happier time when the Old Toy Trains were under the tree and the same sex Treason architects were in the closet, capeche? Three New Years resolutions:

1) Expose Femme Comp Inc, NSAAW, USSES and other Dogue du Bordeaux agencies

2) Expose and adjudicate Barry Soetoro and the TWO TON TWINKIE Princess that was

never pregnant according to Buster Hayman.

3) Offer the Maltese Judge a one way ticket out of the ANGLOSPHERE and a wish for

safe journey that expires at 16:59 eastern time on 14 February, 2013, knowing full well that John Cain was the Piano Man from Journey who co wrote EVERY TIME I

THINK OF YOU for the Babys, a KILLER hit from 1979.

5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.

This is due to the fact that in Revelation 13:5 the beast was given an arrogant mouth to blaspheme for 42 months while exercising its ( not his ) authority ( ill gained, see Pelosi, Reed, Roberts ). If one takes 20 January, 2009 and adds 42 months one can determine that MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY was achieved in late July, 2012 shortly after Abel Danger sent this message to FBI and Navy Intel:

Chips, the retired FBI agent named Donald Sachtleben is mentioned by Ivens. He was arrested within hours of Ivens disappearing and charged with trading kiddy porn. He is special agent bomb technician who investigated …

[ To read the entire passage go to Abel and search Sachtleben and Ivens. ]

While THE BEAST can create false history on Donald Sachleben, Ivens, Petraeus and others, it is significant to note that all of the fired or disgraced senior leaders have one thing, and only one thing, in common. They are heterosexual men. Of the 37 fired military commanders none were lesbian women like the queers spawned at the four service academies beginning in the year that a radical, traitorous, lesbian helped water down the effectiveness of all post LCWB service academy graduates so that the previously undefeatable WORLD POWER could be hamstrung, see the gripping article below that should be recalled as THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE INFANTILIZED QUEERS, capeche. Candyman can stick that idea up his well traveled ass.

The Few, the Proud, the Infantilized

While Petraeus, Sachtleban, General Hamm, and other Generals and Admirals are removed from the crew of AD BOUNTY, the mutiny continues in place and in pace and HE WHO NEVER LOST A BATTLE STANDS BY ME, and us, and Abel Danger, and the innocent children of the world that have been serially abused in Canada, United Kingdom and globally tossing their young souls on stormy seas, capeche? Listen to my Brother sing while reading the prayer read last night at Plum City Post 365 of the American Legion. And once again, if Candyman and the Mistresses of the Revels don’t like the prayer, they can kiss my rosy, red rectum.

“Almighty God, Father of all mankind and judge over all nations, we pray thee to guide our work in this meeting and in all of our days. Send thy peace to our nation and to all nations. Hasten the fulfillment of thy promise of peace that shall have no end. We pray for those who serve the people and guard the public welfare that by thy blessing they may be enabled to discharge their duties honestly and well. We pray for our comrades that by thy help they may observe the strictest justice, keep alight the fires of freedom, strive earnestly for the spirit of democracy and preserve untarnished our loyalty to our country and to thee. Finally, O God of Mercy, we ask they blessing and comfort for those comrades who are suffering mental and physical disability. Cheer them and bring back to them the blessings of health and happiness. Amen.”

The Thatcher-Heath-Blair-Cameron limpwads may throw long dead Jimmy Savile under the bus with a modicum of help from Murdoch’s red headed progeny was SAP Saville was not a big league player, just a piss-ant scapegoat. But then again the HOSTILE RADICAL LESBIANS at 1950 Old Gallows Road perhaps know less about scapegoats than the CEMAW heterosexual male that donated Bill 28, 29, 30, 31, and 32 to the US Naval Academy graduating 13 years after Treason McCain who graduated in the bottom 1% of his class at Annapolis and yet managed to get assigned to Naval Aviation where he went on to crash five times and cause (**) an inferno on the USS Forrestal.

Short hothead potty mouth had penis envy of fighter pilots because he was a light attack weenie so in July of 1967 when he was to start his horseshit A-4, he elected to ‘come around the horn’ with the throttle prior to hitting the igniters. After a bunch of fuel was pooled in combustion chambers ( burner cans ) 1 thru 7 he hit the igniters and sent a ‘fireball’ back to an F4 Phantom, a real man’s fighter, whereupon forward firing ordnance on the Phantom ‘cooked off’ and what is described below occurred. Short little fucker irritates we Patriots especially a Christian Patriot who has 1678.1 hours in the A4 Sky Hawk and 1980 hours in the F4 Phantom, a man’s fighter that prevailed prior to the 1979 LCWB issue cramming lesbians into the service academies.

WMR further reported, “The unstable bombs had a 60-second cook-off threshold in a fire situation and this warning was known to both Beling and McCain prior to the disaster.” WMR also cited the potential that McCain’s Navy records were used against him by the neo-cons in control of the Pentagon, “The neo-cons, who have had five years to examine every file within the Department of Defense, have likely accessed documents that could prove embarrassing to McCain, who was on board the USS Forrestal on July 29, 1967, and whose A-4 Skyhawk was struck by an air-toground Zuni missile that had misfired from an F-4 Phantom.”

WMR has been informed that crewmen aboard the Forrestal have provided additional information about the Forrestal incident. It is believed by many crewmen and those who have investigated the case that McCain deliberately “wet-started” his A-4E to shake up the guy in the plane behind his A-4. “Wet-starts”, done either deliberately or accidentally, shoot a large flame from the tail of the aircraft.

In McCain’s case, the “wet-start” apparently “cooked off” and launched the Zuni rocket from the rear F-4 that touched off the explosions and massive fire. The F-4 pilot was reportedly killed in the conflagration. “Wet starting” was apparently a common practice among young “hot-dog” pilots.

McCain was quickly transferred to the USS Oriskany (the only Forrestal crewman to be immediately transferred). Three months later, McCain was shot down over North Vietnam on October 26, 1967.

As WMR previously reported, at the time of the Forrestal disaster, McCain’s father, Admiral John McCain, Jr., was Commander-in-Chief of US Naval Forces Europe (CINCUSNAVEUR) and was busy covering up the details of the deadly and pre-meditated June 8, 1967, Israeli attack on the NSA spy ship, the USS Liberty. 

Navy Releases McCain’s Records

His order of (lack of ) merit was 894/900 according to the 2013 Register of Alumni of Annapolis and the numbers can be verified on pages 11 (900) and A149 (894). Perhaps John Slew never noticed his classmate HARRY EMERSON MCCONNELL, also on page A149, was keeping a close eye on John Slew and the Tennessee Two, capeche? McCain would bet his hot-headed, potty mouthed ass that the McConnell in the Class of 1872 ( Murray D. McConnell ) was not the source of the DNA for the filer or Treason Charges filed against him on 6 April, 2008 which cost Tim ‘Little Timmy’ Pawlenty three jobs already as a backdoored Whizmo is attacked from out of the CLOUD. Let’s GIVE THANKS that God is exposing the perverts who endeavored to destroy America and rape children before sending their bodies to certain crematoriums being networked out of Chicago, Atlanta and (redacted) by a British Cremation Association.

While Chips had been attending to the IUD’s desires he sensed she was nearing ‘end game’ as her CEMAW cervix reminded Our Man Chips of the worst song of the Viet Nam era, a song by Archie Bell and the Drells of Houston, Texas who could dance as good as they wanted but couldn’t carry a tune in a dump truck not to distract you by thinking of a good vehicle for Janet, Janet and Sasquatch to be driven to Old Gallows Road in when the construction project is completed. Speaking of dumps, all those A4s and F4s destroyed by Fibber McCain were dumped in the Gulf of Tonkin while his father was busy covering up the FALSE FLAG attack of the USS Liberty. As the IUD let out her signature “war whoop” in fluent Cherokee, Agent Chips was at last able to figure out who he’d been laying the lumber to. As Chips ‘cooked off’ but not in the way that McCain did, in 1967, and incoming Clipper from another Dangerette who was hotter than a pepper sprout came in on his Clipper Squirt Gun. As he handed Bean Spiller 4 NAPAWASHES for Abel Danger post boinking protocols, (ADPBP), he stuffed his junk in his Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster FCT with EHP after taking a Marine Corps shower and applying a liberal dose of ‘stink pretty’ behind each of his ears just in case Bean Spiller wished to demonstrate how she held her liquor, in a manner of speaking laconically in Cherokee. Chips saw the IM was from Agent Bean and she was sending from the land of the Pima where the largest funeral in the history of Arizona was held for the drunken Marine who went on the warpath in WWII and who is buried a STONE’S throw from Glenn and Eileen McConnell and Chic Burlingame. If anything of an explosive nature were to occur in the Phoenix-Luke AOA within 7 days of Christmas be alert to a RETURN VOLLEY near JFK’s eternal flame, capeche?

War Paint Agent Bean IMMEDIATE FESTUS to Agent Chips and the Dangerettes Assigned in Abel Danger Operation WARPATH, copy Hamish, Tillman, Barry M. Hall and Global Hammer Rooster Cogburn and his Dangerette du jour: Chips, Umbrellaman will be on the Omniglobe in 15 minutes to brief WARPATH. I have been recalled and told to meet you, 80W, Bean Spiller and Ginger Cookie at the Austin Hotel where some strong DRUMS WILL BE BEATEN on 15 and 16 December. Umbrellaman has made bogus reservations for La Quinta Inns and Suites at 7625 E. Ben White Avenue, don’t go there. Larry Becraft, Steve Hempfling, Joe Banister and Sheriff Mack will be there and I wish to slide down on your banister. I have made alternate lodging arrangements at the usual hotel near the Garage Mahal Restaurant. I am leaving for Sky Harbor now and will be waiting for you on the fourth floor, be ready for some WANTON WHEELBARROW. So far have heard from 80W and GC but no response from Bean Spiller. See you in Austin, wear you HEADDRESS if you want the PEACE PIPE as fervently and frequenty as I do I certainly do. Bean, Biltmore.

Lovely shade of Plum, capeche?

Agent Chips had also noticed a 3 by 5 inch salmon index card that had been slid under the door of the room on the 4th floor of the hotel (unnamed) at 2600 Housely Road in Annapolis, Maryland where Murray D. McConnell had failed to matriculate in the Class of 1872 as he was called back to Chicago by some locksmith who had help open the Geddes safe prior to the first GREAT CHICAGO FIRE. Fortunately, Murray was ‘in the room’ when the safe was opened and the ignition and insurance items kept safe by the Geddes family were archived, notarized and copied by Murray D. McConnell, capeche?

Chips ambulated in an erect fashion towards the door as his boinking-mate covered the target area with an IOC in Pastel Sienna and labored to load the fun bags in the 44D over the shoulder boulder holder. Chips picked up the salmon index card just as his Clipper Squirt Gun went off with an Immediate JASPAR from a restricted number in area code 660. Chips placed the IM from 660 on hold so he was able to help the recently serviced Dangerette stuff her knockers in bays one and two of the 44D knocker sack.

“Thank you Chips, anything important on the salmon card or the Clipper call?” 

“Negative Sugar Britches, nothing is as important as helping you with your globes. The salmon card was our reminder that Umbrellaman is to speak at thirty minutes past the hour when the big hand will be straight down”.

“Well that gives us 7 minutes to wait so prepare to have your number one needle standing straight up and by all means read the IM that came in as I replicate my ADS technique you taught me as the Isabella, Puerto Rico hotel in September of 1964”.

As the FSD who was MR halfmasted an IOC in Pastel Manly Mocha and demonstrated her ADS proficiency, Chips recalled the IM and read the mysterious Immediate from ‘restricted’ in area code 660 as negative pressure was applied to his PTRC.

WARPATH Agent Candy Girl IMMEDIATE JASPAR to Agent Running Bare, FYEO: Big Chief, keep your powder dry and I will keep my item wet in hopes of whetting your appetite for a little POW WOW after the Umbrellaman briefing. After briefings from Umbrellaman I always need an outlet for my pent up energy and if you promise to put your arrow in my quiver I will allow you to put a sock in my mouth so when I get to the part where my signature WAR HOOP normally rattles the rafters we won’t let those in rooms 418 and 422 know that we are enjoying POW WOW and your piece pipe or, if Umbrellaman authorizes WAR PAINT, your purple tipped arrow which is known to split the target just like WILLY TELL did with the apple and you did in WILLY TELL ’86 when you put the Canadians faggots from Bagotville know there was a new sheriff in town who knew how FADEC could bring down a CF18 anytime he wished, refer to Letherbridge airshow. It is my opinion that Umbrellaman will be pointing out to us that U S military vets will be getting psycho analyzed on their exit from active duty so they will get diagnoses that prevent them from legally carrying guns. If Abel Danger can prevent ‘weapon stripping’ of veterans, this squaw will look forward to being stripped by Big Chief Running Bare. You were wise to tell ALPA and FAA to shove it and that resulted in Dr. Silverstein being canned in late 2012. Silverstein is trying to get the gig with the VA so tell your LEGION friends not to go to any VA hospital if Silverstein is hired by VA. While you enjoy the ADS treatment, bet you a piece of ass you cannot find a rock song with WILLIAM TELL in the lyrics; if you can I will give you a BANK JOB IN THE CITY. I believe Robin Hood, Ivanhoe and Lancelot envy you, I don’t want it out of my head but Umbrellaman speaks in 2 minutes so hit me with your best shot and I will pretend to be from San Juan Capistrano, capeche?  Pale Face Squaw from the Big Piney Tee Pee

NDAA Bill Would Strip Servicemen Of Their Rights To Have Guns

As Chips exploculated on command a knock came at the door of room 420. It was an Abel Danger knock so as Pale Face turned the OMNIGLOBE on, Agent Chips stuffed his junk and ambulated in an erect fashion to get a pastel lemon colorded index card that had been delivered by the Abel Danger knocker.

The card was rather to the point. “Chips, if you have a cue and balls I will meet you in Austin, Texas for a little pocket pool. I have a pocket if you have a cue. This time please try to look me in the eyes. FISHNET”.

War Paint Agent Fish Net

Chips placed the brief note in his noted briefs and returned to sit on the sofa with Agent Pale Face who had mixed him a 32 ounce Captain Sherlock Martini with two stuffed queens.

As he thanked Pale Face he had an idea regarding the perfect STOCKING STUFFER for early Christmas presents for the Dangerettes performing arduous duty aField in Operation WAR PATH or whatever Umbrellaman may authorize. His Turgidity Index was pushing 113% so he hoped the briefing would be short and the ensuing debriefing would be long enough to help the Pale Face Squaw recall the Isabella hotel where she enjoyed her first ADS.

“Pale Face, have you ever been to Austin, Texas……..”

Chips was stopped in mid question as her little hand grabbed his pool cue, of sorts, and pointed at the Omniglobe. While Agent MacCheese was doing the audio intro via Skype a live streaming image of Agent Barry M. Hall sat at a desk in the corner of the Plum City State Bank at 401 Main Street to be the foil to Agent Hamish after MacCheese’s introduction of Umbrellaman. Chips took a HEAP BIG gulp for his CSM as Pale Face enjoyed a Grape Nehi in a dirty glass. To remind herself of her post briefing wish list she availed herself of an appendage the circumference of the right handed end of a pool cue, and Chips liked that.

Agent MacCheese, who is liscensed to carry in all 50 states, introduced Umbrellaman who was at the NASA Center called Ames being briefed by Agents James Crosby and Brumhilda concerning the ‘chips’ that were available to put in the BFBWW of the Canadian F35s if Glamourboy was dumb enough to buy a pack of dogs that would not hunt note to be confused with the Harry Chapin 5 or the American who ‘tweaked’ the FADEC on engine #2 of the Lethbridge airshow CF18.

“Greetings from San Jose and we have good news today regarding the 5 items gained as QUI PRO QUO’s during the MAX EFFORT in Annapolis, Arlington and Charlottesville involving Agent Chips and a PWA during time frame 8-12 November, 2012. There will be annotated AD1 thru AD5. A little background: prior to getting authority to do a STOCK SWAP MERGER with U S Air, American Airlines has agreed to identify the second, third and fourth member of their senior management that had NAKED SHORTS in American stock on the morning of 11 September, 2001. ( AD1 ) As a result Marquis d’Cartier, Rooster Cogburn and Dr. Nano al-Umina have agreed with Hamish to add ‘short’ to the Spot Shoot Snuff Spin Spoil matrix that the DULLARDS ON ISLE OF DOGS have used as their MO since the time when Laureen Harper and Rona Ambrose ‘did their deal’ prior to Christmas, 1996. What’s his name’s Lise has confirmed. Further, the wife of a prominent politician from Wisconsin who was in City of London from 2000 to 2002 has told us that the UK MoD was the custodian of the Entrust PKI root key and that the protocol was they would not trigger any snuff unless the camera crew had location, time and azimuth to HARVEST the ‘shock and awe’ money shot (SAAMS in case of 9/11) as was discussed the the 9/11 Trilogy including this part one, Pattern of the Crimes:

While the three part Pattern Series done by Abel Danger pointed out, the archived and encrypted video is the instrument of value to prove and extort victims by the entity which holds the private PKI keys which match the MoD root. Problem for Americans is UK MoD has held the root key since PKI was invented at GCHQ in 1973 and therefore the MoD (Crown Agents) can launch MitM [Man-in-the-Middle] propaganda attacks on the U.S. at will and throw decoys out as needed (cf. David Petraeus and Christopher Stevens). United States Marine Field McConnell, who was the first to back door NSAWW [“…on the pulse of the world’s digital infrastructure.”] and their Legion of Lesbos, has linked the former Soc Gen trader Jerome Kerviel to short snuff swaps, allegedly triggered after D2 Banking insiders used a Libor escrow authority to relay London Underground bomb detonation signals through patented Onion Router devices in HSBC offices at 33 Canada Square, Canary Wharf. This is not dissimilar to how Mitt Romney’s ancestors trick fucked the White Chapel murders in 1888. The lady married to the Wisconsin POL is not averse to cooperating in expose Romney’s NAKED SHORTS in exchange for Paul’s freedom. She also indicated that it was Abel Danger that got the Russians to change position on Syria if the AD pilot could help hang the entity who back doored the Sukhoi Superjet on 9 May, 2012. ( AD2 ) She felt certain that HSBC and Standard Charter would join Barclay’s in opposing both Thunder Thighs and Benghazi Rice if AD would put distance between the PELINDABA PICKLES and ‘Maggie’ not to be confused with MAGGIE’S DRAWERS ( ask a Marine sniper like Hathcock ). ( AD3 ) We have blocked the PICKLES at both Philadelphia and Phoenix. Both items are now north of the 49th Parallel. Neither replaced Port Coquitlam and one is near Peggy’s Cove.

Abel Danger has also caused Canada to BLINK regarding the backdoored CF35 purchase ( AD4) and we are optimistic they will instead be delivered to a friendly nation in the Middle East who helped get the DNA of both the Dead Canadian and Colonel Russell Williams. As we approach the GEDDES IGNITION TIME regarding the 3rd American P, Portland, on 12-12-12 I intend to authorize Operation WAR PAINT if either Hillary or Susan are on the payroll at our agreed to suspense time. I further authorize MacCheese, Tillman, Rooster or Chips to INVOKE WAR PAINT if the CHICAGO FIRE or PORTLAND PICKLE ‘cook’ and I do not come live on the AQWB27Z OMNIGLOBE within 3 minutes of EGG TIMER. To honor Ira Hayes his resting place will be spared if the Arlington Response is ‘loosed’ by myself, MacCheese, Tillman, Rooster Cogburn or Agent Chips, any one of the fourth which may act in my absence per EGG TIMER protocols agreed to on 20 August, 1999 upon our discovery of the treasonous agreement between Henry TEXTILE TINHORN Shelton and Maurice SEAHORSE Baril. I direct all Agents in WAR PATH to assemble at the Austin Marriott near the Garage Majal on Thursday, 12-13-12 if a PICKLE is tasting like DILL DOUGH whereupon we achieve ( AD5 ) code name BOXTOP. Questions?”

Agent James Crosby at Ames saw 12 green N’s appear on the AQWB monitor so he let Umbrellaman know that there were no questions.

“Thanks you Agents aBroad and aField, Godspeed, and I yield the floor to Agent Hamish who is in the contract maintainence facility at the former Bergstrom Air Force Base, Hamish, over to you.”

“Thank you Umbrellaman, I see in an IM from Hammer MacCheese that a SUDDEN RECALL is now invoked with principals to Austin, Texas, second wave folks to Peggy’s Cove and reserves/legionaires to assume 12 hour status with deployment bags packed. I will shorten my remarks accordingly. Regarding the THREE PELINDABA PICKLES, the Missing Minot nuke and the Abel Danger RETURN VOLLEY I suggest that the Canadian Tribal Elders may be first to act knowing that GERONIMO’S CADILLAC was a Hupmobile. Please enjoy a musical break while I bring 5 Tribal Elders on the line to monitor the remainder of my remarks. The Obama Sanction is as simple as black and white, please focus on the fellow to left in backseat of the Hupmobile, especially his hat.”



As the AQWB27Z came alive with Hamish’s cheesy drivel, Agents Pale Face and Running Bare had decided the time was right for a ‘face to face’ POW WOW in case Hamish droned on too close the the pick up time MacCheese had IMed to Pale Face, a squaw with a pleasing squat, capeche? In Pastel Sienna, not the less.

Now, back to solving how the British Bankers tricked the guileless Canadians into attacking America on 9/11 as revealed to us in January, 2012 at HULL HOUSE CHICAGO and how the Canadian F35 will be carrying an unordered item just as the Lufthansa B747-400s did in 1995. Glamour Boy and WATTS-his-name would be wise to cancel their order of DRONED F35’s prior to 30 December, 2012. Or else.

Pastel Sienna, how lovely for Pale Face and Running Bare

“Abel Bodies and Dangerettes, here in Austin we have arranged a gathering of Constitutional Patriots to assemble at a hotel more than a stone’s throw from our Marriott.

When we get to Austin I expect that Agent 80W will brief us on the significances of Revelation 7 verses 9 to 17 which I now read from notes provided by the Campfire Chat if you know where that’s at:”

9 After this I looked, and there before me was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language, standing before the throne and before the Lamb. They were wearing white robes and were holding palm branches in their hands.

10 And they cried out in a loud voice: “Salvation belongs to our God, who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb.

11 All the angels were standing around the throne and around the elders and the four living creatures. They fell down on their faces before the throne and worshiped God,

12 saying: “Amen! Praise and glory and wisdom and thanks and honor and power and strength be to our God for ever and ever. Amen!”

13 Then one of the elders asked me, “These in white robes—who are they, and where did they come from?”

14 I answered, “Sir, you know.” And he said, “These are they who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.

15 Therefore, “they are before the throne of God and serve him day and night in his temple; and he who sits on the throne will shelter them with his presence.

16 ‘Never again will they hunger; never again will they thirst. The sun will not beat down on them,’[a] nor any scorching heat.

17 For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd;‘he will lead them to springs of living water.’[b] ‘And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’[c]

“Before we return to the FICTION, consider the fact of what was revealed in Revelation 7 verses 9 to 17. The Great Multitude in White Robes could include Sasquatch, Thunder Thighs and the Sibling who has dishonored her parents if they would fall to their knees, confess their sins, and turn from their wicked ways. But no man or no hostile radical lesbian knows the hour, capeche? When Garides Garides Scortholemono slid the reservation from 1911 to 2012 as four black SUVs are parked on Severn and 4th he had a pair of doppel gangers at the reserved table. Garided suggests that someone in Ottawa, a Rona or a Lise, and someone in DC, a Valerie and a Ogre from Old Gallows were aware that AD wastracking them. His doppelgangers were frustrated as the Lewnes Crew had told the goons that reservations to 1911 at Booth 101 of the Rams Head at 1773 Generals Highway, Crownesville, to ensure the flashing of three grenades not to be confused with how Agent Bean Spiller had flashed Agent Chips in the Jacuzzi when she leaned out giving him a clear view to the target area.”

Lewnes Steak HouseServing Fine Food Since 1921

“Recall that when Bean Spiller leaned out of the tub a second time to select F4 on her Clipper device she gave Chips a view to an entree item that was not on the menu at the steakhouse but would be a good place for him to house his stake or as a French speaking heterosexual CEMAW male might opine, Un coin de paradis sous la forme d’un vagin bien mince avec aucun des moustaches follicly évident biscuit aussi connu comme yum yum. Recall also, if you will, that Chips understood the significance of Garides Garides and knew he could broker and agreement allowing Hillary Rode Hog Clinton to avoid prosecution in Fast and Furious and Benghazi if she step down as secretary of state, never hold political office, block BENGHAZI RICE and cooperate in Kazakhstan Uranium Swindle action against the Canadian business made Chips tracked while in Astana and Almaty in 2008. Hillary’s beard would be offered a chance to finger Bhoutros Bhoutros and that fingering may yield an agreement between CANDYMAN and Egypt to send F16s and Canada’s order of F35s to Egypt in exchange for testimony in SEPTEMBER MOURN, not the bullshit movie that just fell apart but a truthful revelation of the Treason of 9/11. The Clintons would be guaranteed safe exit as the Soetoro’s and Mrs. Roberts would also get to escape the New Gallows on Old Gallows Road, around 1950 block I’d guess, perhaps Jay M. Cohen will update me while I uprate him, or have Chips do it for me. If the beard to Hillary doesn’t cooperate our back up plan will reveal both his transfer of CLASSIFIED INTEL in BLACKHAWK DOWN and AHALISKKASVILLI’ CHINK during the time Bhoutros Bhoutros was the Secretary Genital at the UN. As the Egyptians threaten to expose the GREAT IMPOSTOR, watch for them to be given additional F16 over and above the current F16s and Canadian CF35s to allow time for Barry Soetoro to retreat to outside the reach of RICO or Hawaii, which as the only state that is an SBA Hub Zone at the 100% level, Hawaii where Inouye is starting to feel the same way that GHWB feels about upcoming Operation SMOKED OYSTERS. Think back to this paragraph “As the music is now starting could I interest you in a little Operation Gothic Serpent?” as his one eyed trouser trout found the opening for which he was sent. Agent Chips was laying the lumber to the blue clad beauty who walked the plank and then sat on the planks, he knew that what was under the blue might very likely be Pastel Burnt Sienna or Pastel Jade Green. As the object of his affection and insertion moaned incessantly, Agent Chips recalled a hot afternoon on Trouble Guy Lake, Wisconsin. Anyone remember the high temperature at Red Wing Airport on 20 July, 2012? Perhaps Agent Barry M. Hall might remind us all in Chapter One of Book Ten.” I believe that the new lady agent that enjoys the PLANK will be joining us in Austin and I recognize that the well knockered lady in blue was suggesting to our affable and never flappable Agent Chips that she would enjoy sharing with him a WOW HIM POW WOW if Big Chief Running Bare would share with her his Piece Pipe and in turn she would share with him her quim.”

Hamish went on as both Chief Running Bare and the Pale Face Squaw were proving to each other’s satisfaction, that is SATISFACTION, that they were more than familiar with the instruction manual for Wow Him POW WOW, to wit:

Sit your man down with his legs crossed. Facing him, straddle his legs and lower yourself into his lap-without him penetrating you. Wrap your legs around either side of his torso, so they’re hugging his buttocks. Then, as you hold each other’s arms or lower backs tightly, he enters you. Start to slowly rock back and forth together, increasing your speed as you come closer to climaxing or in the case of Abel Danger CEMAX Agents, exploculating.

Read more: The Wow-Him Powwow

As Agent Hamish droned on regarding Operation WAR PATH he had the attention of neither the Pale Face Squaw or Big Chief Running Bare. As they rocked back and forth in an energetic round of WOW HIM POW WOW Hamish mentioned three operations to run concurrent with WAR PATH.

“Please recall that on 30 November, 2012, Agent Chips posted a NUCLEAR FALSE FLAG THREAT WINDOW for period 8 thru 30 December, 2012 due to the work of the skeleton crew of the BOUNTY who had been assembling intel relating to the THREE PELINDABA PICKLES and the MISSING MINOT SINGLE. Agent Chips was aided by some excellent intel from Bangor, Maine, as well as a civil servant at Luke AFB which is just a STONE’S THROW from Phoenix which is the largest state capitol in terms of size and population according to ALPA’s Troubled Guy who will be joined by other ALPA Troubled Parties including Janhunen, Plunkett, Johnson, Kalfus and Moak which rhymes with CROAK. Agent Chis is the guy who is providing proof of Fraud Upon The Court in Civil Case 1:08-1600 (RMC) but is spurning Judge Hallerstein’s efforts to sucker him into the southeast district court, District of New York, where 9/11 is to be COVERED UP. FFC. Below are 5 law firms randomly selected from a 1993 Philadelpia phone book and if Civil Case 1:08-1600 (RMC) is to be repackaged it will be from the honest law firm mixed in with the quartet of law firms known to pervert justice one of which may or may not have been the employer of Timothy Q. Purdon prior to his replacing Abel Danger character WRIGLEY FIELD as the U S Attorney for District of North Dakota. For any perverts of justice at Zampona, Vogel, McNair Larson Carlson or Deann Pladson, google [ WRIGLEY FIELD + Agent Chips + pastel + Grolsch ] and watch what bubbles up.”

Williams died tracking Maddy – Eavesdropped Smythson Strong World Trade 

Stand with your back to your man, then bend over slowly and put your palms on the floor. (If flexibility isn’t your strong suit, simply bend your knees to adjust.) Have him enter you from behind, wrapping one of his arms around your waist so neither of you loses your balance. Should you start to go off kilter, press your hands firmly to the floor to steady yourself. If you want, grab some pillows for underneath your hands for extra support and comfort on your way to seventh heaven.

“Oops, wrong slide this was attached to the Mary Maring file from Ohnstad Twichell as the relationship between a FRISKY FLOOR SHOW and a Fargo tramp were of interest to an honest attorney in Moorhead. You may as well see the other side of the slide so you can visualize Mary Maring’s interest. We understand that Donald Young, Larry Bland, Nate Spencer, Robert Wone, Larry Sinclair and the CANDYASS CANDYMAN also enjoyed the FRISKY FLOOR SHOW according to our Agent Ben Dover at Man’s Country in Chicago.”

 “As I was saying, according to Kermit G. Bye, Vogel had all their bases covered. No, they didn’t. Jon Brakke’s relationship to David Johnson of McNair, Carlson, Larson revealed much about the evil lurking across the street from Davey Bee’s Beehive Music in Fargo. David Johnson was a clean shaven man with a beard. Read all about it in Chapter 11 linked below and feel free to call Field McConnell at 715 307 8222 and I will comment on Vogel, McNair, Zampogna and Pladson. Please note, for the record, that I did not mention Judge Mary Maring who entered into the Court Record in North Dakota Civil Case 86-885 that a certain fighter pilot had slept with every woman in Fargo. Mary Maring was a resident of Fargo at the time, do the math, capeche? She is on the same Supreme Court as Gerald Vander Walle who along with Russell Anderson helped Tim Pawlenty and John Hoeven STONEWALL the Treason charges against ‘hot-start McCain’ who graduated as #894 of 900 midshipman in the class of 1958 at Annapolis where another McConnell, CDR Harry Emerson McConnell was in his own class but not a bonehead like HOTSTART. CDR. McConnell left this world on 13 October, 2007 but not before reminding a relative of the importance of the 5th and 9th Commandments and Isaiah 55:11, to wit:”

11 so is my word that goes out from my mouth:
   It will not return to me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire
   and achieve the purpose for which I sent it.

“I have much more to brief regarding Operation WAR PATH but we will have to pick up the rest of the briefing once Agents Chips and Bean Spiller are safely aboard the MV22 that will be landing across from the Garden Inn and Suites at 2600 Housely Road in Annapolis, Maryland. If Chips and Bean Spiller are still in Room 420 be advised that Christopher Michael Lucas and Scott Haney report that a black SUV just left the Ram’s Head Roadhouse heading south. Trooper Campbell will block the corner by the BB & T bank where Robert McConnell was branch manager in October, 2008 but the OSPREY from Miramar will only be in front of Best Buy for one minute so if Chips and Bean Spiller are still practicing ‘air refueling’ suggest they DISCONNECT, DISCONNECT, NOW. The Osprey will get you to Andrews to connect with Speckled Trout.”

Agent Bean Spiller unplugged the Omniglobe and cooed “quickie authorized” as she let out her signature war whoop. Agent Chips finished her off with a rimshot at the buzzer as he pulled an arrow from her quivering quiver if you know where his head was at.

Chips handed 4 NAPAWASHES to Agent Bean Spiller as he stuffed his junk and applied Crimson and Gold War Paint and put on his Tecumseh disguise replete with full head dress. Chips was going to help Bean Spiller stuff her fun bags but they both saw a sheet rope drop from Room 520 above them and heard the non-Otis Elevator decending to the reception level of the hotel which is the 2nd floor. Realizing time was tight, as was the Pale Face Squaw, Bean Spiller skipped the knocker holder and did not take the time to put on her War Paint seeing that Chips had opened the window and was holding the escape rope for her. She noted he had both Clippers in his pink North Face Holdall so she grabbed the sheet rope and hand over handed to the golf cart waiting below. Chips slide down like he used to from the Naval Academy Gymnasium where in February, 1969 a midshipman broke his neck falling from the uneven bars. As Tecumseh and Sacagawea rode in the Naval Academy golf cart to egress the hotel they looked back to see 4 men dressed in black reeling in the sheet rope while collectively saying ‘aw sheet’ or something similar as an MV22 completed a verticle landing between Best Buy and the Safeway store just to the north.

The golf cart driven by a PC gentleman from the Class of ’72 stopped at the crew door of the Osprey and Tecumseh and Sacajawea seated themselves in the web seats aft of aircraft on aircraft left. Agent Courtly Stonewall handed them a Captain Sherlock Martini in a 32 ounce mug and a frosty Grape Nehi for the squaw. As the engines were accelerated to HSGI Courtly spoke loudly “Courtesy of Agent Hoss up front on the left. Hang on tight when we land at Andrews because Sky Master is getting his first try at a vertical landing. Marquis d’Cartier and Rooster Cogburn await us at KADW in aircraft 61-2669 which no long is retired at Edwards…..”

Courtly Stonewall handed Chips a card indicating it would be only 7 minutes from Annapolis to the Air Base just north of Clinton, Maryland which played a big part in the Lincoln Assassination. Agent Bean Spiller realized they were alone and she gave Chips a TI check finding the perfect arrow for her quiver. Chips, ever the gentleman, peformed a BDE finding an MI of 96% indicating this heterosexual CEMAW consensual squaw to be all ready for Project Straight Arrow, not to be confused with the Straight Arrows of the North Dakota Army National Guard who lost fellow Native American Nathan J. Goodiron in one of the recent Banker Wars that have claimed Tyrone Woods, Pat Tillman, Chic Burlingame, Gerald DeConto and 4 of Taylor Morris’s limbs.

Army Cpl. Nathan J. Goodiron 
Died November 23, 2006 Serving During Operation Enduring Freedom

“Chips, we are alone, may I sit on your lap, I love the vibrations in this aircraft”.

As Tecumseh’s loin cloth was hiked up the squaw was accommodated and enjoyed the rough ride and the springing web seats. As she gave Chips a free shot of a lovely pair of melons his Clipper Squirt Gun went off as Agent Hamish was forwarding some future posts for Chips to approve was he, Chips was posting Sacajawea, a bird woman who appreciated her perch.

Chips read the opening paragraphs of three messages sent by Hamish as Bird Woman bounced up and down on a straight arrow.

Plum City – ( – December 11, 2012. United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Withers LLP’s escrow services for family-office investors in the Pickton pig-farm mortgage to snuff films apparently scripted by Kelly Rowen and allegedly used by Candyman actors from Chicago District 11 (Cabrini-Green) to extort the participation of Thomson Reuters principals in an $88 trillion Libor data-compilation fraud.

Plum City – ( – December 11, 2012. United States Marine Field McConnell has linked HSBC’s alleged laundering of dirty money through his sister Kristine Marcy’s U.S. Justice Department Asset Forfeiture Fund to spoliation of evidence of the British Bankers’ Association (BBA) Fast and Furious contract hit of ATF agent Brian Terry.

Plum City – ( – Attention PM Harper-Canada and USDoJ Hook; The message below went out at HIGH NOON 29 Nov 12. Halifax Trinity and Buckley AFB Marines can explain it to you. Suggest a MUTINY ON BOUNTY safer than PELINDABA PICKLES. Will be efforting to send the Philadelphia shape to Peggy’s Cove and the Luke AFB Dill Dough device to a location north of Gimli where the Glider landed in 1982.

Field McConnell
US Marine

Chips saw 4 red flashes on his Clipper Squirt Gun as Bean Spiller eyeballs started to counter rotate as they always did just prior to one of her war hoop climaxes. “Not now, Pale Face Squaw, incoming FLASH from MacCheese.

“Agent James Crosby and Umbrellaman did not make hourly cyber muster at 1509, time now 1512 and I am invoking WAR PAINT. Hoss and Skymaster, check crickets, check six, ready angel flares, execute.”

The MV22 was in trail of an AC130 from Eglin and a KC130 from Carswell was behind a quarter of a mile. Sixteen (16) seconds after MacCheese’s caution, Agent Dwarf aboard the Angel of Death simultaneously triggered Angel Flares aboard both Herkybirds. Bean Spiller saw the flare display and thought she was having the second most powerful exploculation ever until Chips assured her that the ride was not over until the cowboy falls out of the saddle, in a manner of speaking. Hearing the power being reduced in the Osprey, Bean Spiller gave her climatic War Hoop, Agent Chips returned volley as up in the COCK PIT Agent Hoss said “unknown riders, dead six 6 miles, closing fast, my jet”. As the two herks and the Osprey descended to tree top level, Agent Bean Spiller reached for her Sienna and Blue War Paint and handed Chips a keepsake, just in case.

Agent Bean Spiller, Whiteman AFB, Nob Noster, MO, 11 May, 1967

“Chips, things aren’t looking too good right now and if we don’t survive this flight, take this photo of me from May, 1967 and your graduation party at the Hickam AFB Officers Club and hark back to Operation Deflower on the pool table on your parents’ Lanai. Please know that you and I, as well as Maddy McCann, Gareth Williams, Chic Burlingame, Taylor Morris, Nathan Goodiron, and Pat Tillman are all children of God.

Please hold me.”

Chips handed her his Clipper Squirt Gun and she selected F4 – 1 causing her song to be played once.

Chips took Bird Woman under his wings and at the 0 +41 second mark both the Clipper Squirt Gun, and both FADEC equipped engines, went silent.

Pale Face started to tremble with fear. Chips held her tighter and say “Be still and know He is Lord”.

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