Chicago’s Candyman and Her Short for Snuff Swaps – Chapter 9

Barry Soetoro, Bible Study, Bombay Sapphire, Barn Swallow 
 Obama? BS

Abel Danger posts TW for Connecticut 13 Jan 13

New voice in Heaven’s choir

Future Marines rebukes Diane Dickcheese

New Agent to Beat the Bush in DMORT V RICO KID KILLING

Oh no, Agent Chips is on the case for the Good Guys?

Great Pumpkin and Jack-o-lantern, Fellatio Fellows?

Marine Corps Abel Swordsman Performs TOPOFF 2013-01-01

Victory Party, 20 July, 2013, Troubled Guy Lake, Wisconsin
Badgers Abound and Beavers Gnaw 

Scripture for New Years Day, 2013

Psalms 144

1 Praise be to the Lord my Rock,
who trains my hands for war,
my fingers for battle.

2 He is my loving God and my fortress,
my stronghold and my deliverer,
my shield, in whom I take refuge,
who subdues peoples[a] under me.

3 Lord, what are human beings
that you care for them,
mere mortals that you think of them?

4 They are like a breath;
their days are like a fleeting shadow.

5 Part your heavens, Lord, and come down;
touch the mountains, so that they smoke.

6 Send forth lightning and scatter the enemy;
shoot your arrows and rout them.

7 Reach down your hand from on high;
deliver me and rescue me
from the mighty waters,
from the hands of foreigners

8 whose mouths are full of lies,
whose right hands are deceitful.

9 I will sing a new song to you, my God;
on the ten-stringed lyre
I will make music to you,

10 to the One who gives victory to kings,
who delivers his servant David.
From the deadly sword

11 deliver me;
rescue me from the hands of foreigners
whose mouths are full of lies,
whose right hands are deceitful.

12 Then our sons in their youth
will be like well-nurtured plants,
and our daughters will be like pillars
carved to adorn a palace.

13 Our barns will be filled
with every kind of provision.
Our sheep will increase by thousands,
by tens of thousands in our FIELDs;

14 our oxen will draw heavy loads.[b]
There will be no breaching of walls,
no going into captivity,
no cry of distress in our streets.

15 Blessed is the people of whom this is true;
blessed is the people whose God is the Lord. 

Gospel: He Lead-eth Me

Secular: Blessed Is The Rain

Thought to myself: I think Barry Soetoro is falling pray to Bad Actors in Helle Craft #2

Chapter 9


Chips had just finished reading the Russians words to BARN SWALLOW Agents when a song came on the AQWB27Z at volume level ten and the Omniglobe began pulsating in red signifying the MUSIC defense suite had intercepted and defused more than a single KU band detonation signal. Chips heard two shots ring out, just like everyone did in Liberty Valance in 1962 which was a mind control movie to BLIND THE EYES of the White Hats when, in November, 1963 three shots would ring out on a Grassy Knoll. Before any BARN SWALLOW Agents could return fire, a Russia Lady in Red, came down the circular stairway just as all hell broke loose in the defensive perimeter and the chalet went dark, but not quiet. As the LADY IN RED met Chips, cheek to cheek, she gave him a a quick Turgidity Index and found him to be exactly the stroke for her bore.

She placed his left hand on her quivering vulva while she placed a Dead C Scroll in this right hand and covered the target area before the lights came on. Chips made a mental note that she was wearing no lower IOC and her follicles were sparse, and he liked that. She spoke laconically in Russia which caused Chips to think about polishing his woody. Her words were seductive and he thought back to the pose she struck when last they exchanged intel and precious bodily fluids. She had called him Camelot after the initial debriefing in Room 1317 of the Okan Intercontinental Hotel in April of 2009 while she was with Vladimir’s security detail during the time when the President of Iran was mulling Chips offer regarding Fargo TV reporter Roxanna Saberi.

The light in the chalet flickered three times, two longs and a short, then came on bright and steady. Agent Tillman had egressed during the melee to check the rear as Chips and Natalya, oh, excuse me, Agent Barn Swallow had climbed the circular stairway for an in depth security probe in the interest of US Russian bi-lateral treaties in the Post Obama, Post LIBOR Bank era. Barn Swallow’s denim skirt was short enough that when she walked up stairs to Bean Spillers Room Chips got an eyeful of the target area, just as he had at Aktau, Kazakhstan where she accompanied Chips in April, 2009 on a 2 day trip with Air Astana where Agent Chips was working of aviation safety issues under CEO Peter Foster and security probes over Barn Swallow. Entering the door and latching it behind her, Barn Swallow tossed her bag and removed three items of clothing; one red, one white and one blue or for the Queen’s Sissies Soetoro and Piers FISH BALLS, bleu. Chips, ever the gentleman, read the brief message she carried from Vladimir while looking forward to giving her a load of Smoked Oysters she could carry to a bidet or H. Wayne Carver’s DNA spoliation lab like the one’s he and Henry Lee had been staffing since 1 April, (redacted), the same year that Agent Chips had his first taste of Caspian Caviar, as she called it. It developed a faint hint of clover not to be confused with Hillary Roadhog Thunder Thighs who has feint case of pseudo-clot after a severe beating involving and ugly stick. Yuk.

Агент Чипсы, жесткий человек хороший найти. Что касается Владимира и Сухого, мы все на борту. Владимир призвал вас, чтобы отправить это как подарок Новый год Из России, с любовью. Plum City – ( – 1 января 2013 года. United States Marine поле Макконнелл связал предполагаемого развития Буллингдон Клуб выпускников из Bowman радио триггеры для Man-In-The-Middle атак на HMG Вооруженных Сил, до конца и бывший британский министр по делам войны, Джон Профумо, который якобы помогал своим педофила Тайный совет дружков, чтобы синхронизировать 7/7/2005 лондонского метро взрывы. Россия благодарит и кредит Абель опасности, Казани и Авель Danger, Plum City и надеется на все возрастающее взаимодействие работающий под прикрытием. Наталья

Agent Anna the Jackal, Aktau KZ, April, 2009 



‘No ma’am’: Letter from U.S. Marine to Dianne Feinstein goes viral

The following letter, written by U.S. Marine Joshua Boston and headlined “No ma’am.,” was posted in the CNN iReport on Dec. 27 with the included note from the producer and photo. It has struck a nerve with many and is being circulated around social media venues like Twitter and Facebook.

Senator Dianne Feinstein,

I will not register my weapons should this bill be passed, as I do not believe it is the government’s right to know what I own. Nor do I think it prudent to tell you what I own so that it may be taken from me by a group of people who enjoy armed protection yet decry me having the same a crime. You ma’am have overstepped a line that is not your domain. I am a Marine Corps Veteran of 8 years, and I will not have some woman who proclaims the evil of an inanimate object, yet carries one, tell me I may not have one.

I am not your subject. I am the man who keeps you free. I am not your servant. I am the person whom you serve. I am not your peasant. I am the flesh and blood of America.

I am the man who fought for my country. I am the man who learned. I am an American. You will not tell me that I must register my semi-automatic AR-15 because of the actions of some evil man.

I will not be disarmed to suit the fear that has been established by the media and your misinformation campaign against the American public.

We, the people, deserve better than you.

Respectfully Submitted,
Joshua Boston
Cpl, United States Marine Corps

Agent Barn Swallow cuddled close to Chips and helped him free the monster from the Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmast in Pastel Manly Mocha fumbling a bit as she had not seen many EHPs before. As the purple tipped red champion was freed from it’s cage she asked Chips if he recalled her circus act was as a sword swallower. Chips pretended to be confused as negative viscous pressure was applied by something the Italian Army might classify as a Labia Major, and Chips liked the reference to Military although he preferred the was real Russians and real Americas enjoy the pleasures of their plumbing which is what awaits at the Plum City Victory Part on 20 July, 2013 if Abel Danger can get the indictments sought in the letter that Agent Chips is sending to Chris Hook at United States Department of (in)Justice at 2159 central on New Year Day, 2013.

After a brief episode of ‘pogo stick’ Barn Swallow rolled over, not playing dead, and said “FARGO CHAINSAW”, a position she first enjoyed at the Radisson Hotel in Fargo, North Dakota on a night in January, 2007 when there was no room at the Hotel Donaldson which is world reknown for making ‘killer martinis’ but they are not allowed to put the CAPTAIN SHERLOCK MARTINI on their menu. As Chips granted her her wish, he wondered if anyone in the FBI knew what would come up if Chris Hook of United States Department of Justice were to GOOGLE THIS:

[ Chips + Fargo + Helle + Chainsaw ]

If the guy from DOJ who is playing Hooky because it is a day off, perhaps he would have fun with another GOOGLE ME ELMO that helped Agent Chips ‘asshole’ the Chipper Shredder murderer who once flew at Air America with Harry Bartels whose daughter Sue Bartels was a competive swimmer at Ramey Air Force Base when Agent Bean and Chips were ‘inducted’ into the 72nd C4ISR Wing that grew into the enterprise that solved 9/11, 7/7 and the Newtown KonKidKill that Valerie Jarrett will be skewered by.

[ N285L + 1965 + Sam Thong + Air America ] 

Notice the verb is skewer. While Fargo’s Muffler shop once claimed on their bumper stickers “NO MUFF TOO TUFF” that was before Chicago flushed the shitter and Barry, Sasquatch and ‘you know who’ floated to the top of the Washington DC sewer system.

Let’s take a break and review Hillary’s RAT SCENE from 1962. Compare the most current photos of Rat Hillary and you will see the when Hillary, Panetta, and Soetoro laughed at the Benghazi Anal Rape event that killed Tyrone Woods, they may have failed to consider HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST. As Kristine Marcy retires and Thunder Thighs continues to fake a blood clot, the noose is tightening around the Chicago Chitheads who did the DMORT 5 deals on Colgan 3407 and the 6’s and 7’s in the Arsenal of Democracy where it is alleged that Emilie Parker flew homeward from. Anyone view the body? Anyone except Diane Dickcheese who will MARINED out of office, so Help me God.

Clot rhymes with what?

Future Marines rebukes Diane Dickcheese 

Attention Chris Hook, Diane Feinstein, Barry Soetoro, Lester Crown and Hillary Clinton:


Agent Chips was slammin’ the sausage to Barn Swallow while picturing the mugs of Thunder Thighs, Sasquatch and Diane Dickcheese to keep his legendary libido down to 117% TI or a hair higher, I repeat, a hair higher. Agent Barn Swallow, a quadruple agent like Chips murmured “Did you understand what was written on the Dead C Scrolls in Russian” tonguing his good ear to get his Pegasus to pony up just a Dr. Charles Emerson Winchester would have done if he hadn’t been a homosexual like Jack-o-lantern and the Pumpkin Pedo about to be smashed, capeche?

She handed Chips a second Dead C Scroll written in English as she appeared to be trying to suppress a well earned climax from the Abel Swordsman, she pictured H. Wayne Carver and J Paul Vance Jr but Chips knew she would go into orbit soon as he put his Apollo into her sputnik.

Agent Chips, a hard man is good to find. Regarding Vladimir and Sukhoi, we are all on board. Vladimir has encouraged you to post this as a New Year’s Gift From Russia, With Love.

Plum City – ( – January 1, 2013. United States Marine Field McConnell is has linked the Bullingdon Club alumni’s alleged development of Bowman radio triggers for Man-in-the-Middle attacks on HMG Armed Forces, to the late and former U.K. Minister for War, John Profumo, who allegedly helped his pedophile Privy Council cronies to synchronize the 7/7/2005 London Underground bombings. Russia gives thanks and credit to Abel Danger, Kazan and Abel Danger, Plum City and looks forward to ever increasing synergies working undercover. Natalya

He read the message in English as she approached zero hour, which according to Elton Johns Rocketman was 9 a.m. However, Rocketman didn’t have a Marine Corps sword like Agent Chips not to be confused with the third of the three E4B Nightwatch jets airborne on Warren Buffett’s failed attack on America on 9/11 when Vivi 36, Venus 77 and (S)Word 31 would be a red herring not to be confused with Barn Swallow’s red snapper as she cooed in Chips’ good ear:

Чипсы, я думаю, что я почти готов взорвать овса, выключатель, забивка свай Jack Hammer, прикончить меня с Rimshot на зуммер, ооо, Оооо, Оооо, стартом

Chips could tell by the distinct scent of clover that blastoff was evident and his mastery of Russian wasn’t good enough to allow him to translate her most recent moaning prior to his needing to ‘return volley’ to honor the well configured quadruple agent who has just enjoyed her ‘flutterblast’ climax for which she was world reknown. As she collapse into a quivering heap of well serviced GRU level 4 agent assigned to RED WINGS, as was Chips, she apologized to Chips as he was handing her 11 NAPAWASHes so she could perform RED WINGS post boinking procedures common to both GRU/RedWings and Abel Danger.

“Chips, I am sorry I warned you in Russian instead of English, I meant to say Chips, I think I am about ready to blow oats, switch, pile driving jack hammer, finish me off with a rimshot at the buzzer, oooh, ooooh, ooooh, blastoff but I was too excited when you got into the final round. Please take me out to a barn so I be punished for being a naughty girl. I will earn my Barn Swallow badge, given half a chance.

Chips was thinking about it there was an Abel Danger knocker at the door. Chips covered her face so her identity would not be revealed and then walked to the door in an erect fashion like the erect primates in Chicago, oops, I mean Washington do. Of course, Agent Chips did not drag his knuckles like the Chi-Town Silverbacks do. He looked through the peep-hole and saw it was Bean Spiller whose bed has just gotten what the Forensic Medical Examiners might define as Skene’s Gland fluid, about two pints. Chips opened the door to let Bean Spiller into her room. She had a visual indication that his TI was exceeding 109% and his proboscis picked up a scent of another woman.

Having learned the virtue of patience in Psalm 27:14, he knew better than to hurry a well stacked Jersey Milker like Bean Spiller. She took out her Pastel Sienna Spelunking Helmet and turned on the light. She hand Chips a printout for Operation WHALE VAGINA. Fortunately her Clipper Spelunking Helmet had a musical library so Bean Spiller selected F4 and Volume level 7 so if Agent Barn Swallow would awaken she’d think Chips and Bean Spiller were sharing a large hunk of heterosexual, consensual, CEMAW quality ass. The truth is the read the FLASH FESTUS from MacCheese, handling Global Hammer while Rooster Cogburn was debriefing a Dangerette two doors down.

Because Bean Spiller had already read the Clipper, she took off her helmet and provided pleasure to Agent Chips as he read the message from MacCheese.

Umbrellaman send FLASH FESTUS to all players in Operations BARN SWALLOW AND BLOWHARD, copy Corazon Dulce: Effective 2159 central, 1-1-13, Operation BLOWHARD is authorized if Jarrett, Michael Seidmen, Smolich and Rosemary M. Collyer do anything at all to incite civil unrest. If Michael Seidman would like to replace the Constitution with a better system of government for the American people who gets to participate in writing the new laws? His critical legal studies are critically flawed in favor of Rome and the queer pedophiles that proliferate there. Vladimir, Petraeus, Barn Swallow and now you agents in BLOWHARD know that Sukhoi has a drone at MCAS Quantico that could take Seidman ( AD code SHITHEAD ) on a one way trip where he can go join the Arab League and start writing new laws for Syria. Perhaps SHITHEAD doesn’t see Barry Soetoro’s approval rating is now 11 percent, lower than the lowest Muammar Ghadify ever had (15%). If SHITHEAD, Smolich, Collyer, Blood Clot and (redacted) don’t like Constitutional America, they can join the Queen’s Pussies, Whale Vagina and Tommy Thompson and GET THE FUCK OUT. Tommy Thompson perhaps thought no one would ever know who took out the first director of DMORT. We know, Tommy. And now Everyone Knows. Umbrellaman, Vladimir, Petraeus, Chips at Nikolay at Tunlaw Road, in NW DC have the plan that will ENSURE CIVIL CALM DURING THE SEAL ENFORCED TRANSFER OF POWER, once called Mutiny on the Bounty, once called NESARA 2, now called BROTHER CAIN’s PEACE. MacCheese

Murder of Helle Crafts 

As Chris Hook was coming up to speed on the murder of Helle Crafts and Stephen Harper was pissing like a little girl, Glamourboy at #24

Called Whale Vagina and asked her to outlaw Chipper Shredders in all of North America as he suddenly realized why Laureen Harper kept a chainsaw in the garage.

Overcome by desire, Bean Spiller selected C6 on her Pastel Siena Spelunking helmet, turned the volume down to level 3, and came off the PTRC with her ‘two’ and settled on it with her ‘four’. As Chips graciously accommodated Bean Spiller, he knew that long before 2159, 1-1-13, EVERYONE WOULD KNOW that civil unrest would be calmed by Vladimir, Petraeus and Chips.

As Chips prayed for those in Operations BLOWHARD, he called upon Jesus, and in the name of Jesus, that the words of Matthew 5:14-16 would allow those evil creature living in darkness to come into His light….. or get the Fargo CHIPper solution.

Chips and Bean Spiller had placed their COITAL FESTUS filter on the Clipper Squirt Gun and Spelunking Helmet and missed an incoming from Hamish as, in his technologically challenged haste, he sent a PRIORITY CLIPPER to Agent Chips.

Plum City – ( – January 1, 2013. United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Michelle Obama’s spoliation crimes and crooks to the DMORT morgues allegedly set up near the Sandy Hook Elementary School to inject ‘Wag the Dog’ images into the media in support of a spurious claim that the 12/14/2012 shooters’ victims (20 children, 8 adults) were killed with bullets from Bushmaster AR-15 rifles.

McConnell realizes few people can claim the Candyman’s Wife (Michelle Obama) was ever the sharpest knife in the drawer, but the former Sidley Austin intellectual-property lawyer seems to have shown singular stupidity in authorizing the DMORT distribution of media images of dead children which have apparently been downloaded by IR (Information retrieval) crooks using DMORT servers and government archives more than two years old.

The Marine is demanding that authorities with jurisdiction now arrange for independent autopsies on the bodies of the Sandy Hook victims in order to identify the guns and the ammunition allegedly used by DMORT crooks to kill the children when alive and the guns and ammunition allegedly used to disfigure the children when dead.

McConnell predicts that the authorities will find Obama’s DMORT Region V camera crooks recorded live children being killed with bullets shot from a Sig Sauer or a Glock machine pistol, and the dead children being disfigured with bullets shot from one or more Bushmaster AR-15 rifles, allegedly brought to the crime scene in the DMORT morgues.

Prequel 1:
Marine Links Obama’s DMORT Key For Region V to Al-Qaeda Snuff Film; Broadcast Live

(Obama’s DMORT IR crooks bypassed parents and downloaded images of children when they were two years younger than time of death)

Funny, eh?

“Sandy Hook School shootings – Dr. H. Wayne Carver, Chief Medical Examiner [Smaller DMORT morgue set up for spoliation in Sandy Hook car park; a larger DMORT installation set up at Farmington]

“Carver called the injuries sustained by all 26 victims at Sandy Hook Elementary School “devastating” and said he believed all of the deceased had been hit more than once.

“I only did seven of the autopsies,” he said. “The victims I had ranged from three to 11 wounds each. That’s a sample.

Carver and his team set up a [DMORT] temporary morgue outside of the school where they began the preliminary identification process, taking pictures of victims’ bodies and facial features for identification. Familes have not yet been allowed to see the victims, he said.

“It’s easier on the families when you do that. There is a time and a place for up close and personal in the grieving process,” he said, adding that he felt the best way to conduct the preliminary identifications was through photographs.”

“Police Find Long Gun In Trunk Of Car In Sandy Hook Parking Lot Newtown”

“The Server runs Windows Server 2003, is physically secured, requires AD authentication from encrypted authorized clients, is on its own network that is not connected to the internet, any other network or outside world. ALL logs will be reviewed each day. This means:

• Only DPMU computers can be used, and with locked down USB ports
• There will be no email, messaging, or access from outside the network
• No thumb drives can be used, no files can be copied
The network will be managed by tough IR people with tough policies [How scary is that?]

HP Keyboard and Screen slides out for server management, locks for transporting.

HP Proliant Server slides out for server maintenance, locks for transporting. Has 6-300gb drives, RAID 5, 8gb RAM, all software, VIP, WinID, all files, encrypted

HP UPS everything in the cage plugs into this. It will provide sufficient time to finish files and shut down the server in the event of a power outage. Connected laptops have batteries built in.

Cisco 24-port switch forward in cage to observe port activity lights. Connects to laptops on IR, Cisco switch in the morgue and management laptops.

Cisco Router (back in cage) Connects to FACT server as needed. No internet connection planned. Encryption and wireless.

Server Cages 2 per cache X 3 caches

Each cage is on heavy duty rollers with solid locking removable sides, 2-door locking removable mesh back and 1-door locking removable mesh front with multiple rubber cable run ports on the top. Can be quickly secured and moved within minutes if needed.

Take me back to the DMORT Main Home Page!

Woe to the wicked and a Happy New Year to those who merit one.

PresidentialField Mandate

Abel Danger Blog

Yours sincerely,

Field McConnell, United States Naval Academy, 1971; Forensic Economist; 30 year airline and 22 year military pilot; 23,000 hours of safety; Tel: 715 307 8222

David Hawkins Tel: 604 542-0891 Forensic Economist; former leader of oil-well blow-out teams; now sponsors Grand Juries in CSI Crime and Safety Investigation

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