British Bankers’ C2 CSI Libor War with F—ing Americans – Chapter 17

(This Chapter Dedicated to Doherty, Woods, Ham and Big Piney) 
 BENGHAZI-GATE BUTT-RAPE Exposes Hillary or Barry? 

I, Agent Chips, accuse Hillary and Barry as accessories BEFORE, DURING and AFTER the fact in premeditated murder on four counts. Who am I?

First, a praise worship song:

Felony Abuse of Pumpkin

Michelle LaVaughan Princeton Pig and Hillary’s Pastel Pumpkin Falsies

BBC = Boy Buggering Club

BBC Knew about Jimmy Savile and the Windsors 
BBC Knew what time WTC7 was rigged to come down 
BBC Knew that Robin Cook stated ‘there is no al-Qaeda 

Hillary Knew that Panetta was the PinHead who leaked Al Gore’s Clipper Phones.

Hillary Knew Dopestick would be taken out by Hollywood production in Tyrone Woods.

Bill Clinton Family (1993): We loathe the military.

Disclaimer to dipshit Romney, dipshit Soetoro and Weinermobile : STAND DOWN

Field McConnell, Gunslinger, Final Shootout at F-M Corral 

Notice to ‘Q-Ball Biden; the Marine with the big green balls would like to see you #@%*

Marine opposes Madness in this World, seeks exposure of Pussy Romney, Pussy Soetoro and Pussy (yuk) Clinton. Ryan can return to his only private sector job, driving the Oscar Mayer WEINMOBILE. Biden can go back his rubber room and play with balls.

Back in Chapter 16 Umbrellaman had invoked Operation PUSSY STRETCHER as a force multiplier over concurrent Operation MUFF DVR where a Marine Uncovered False Flags During Virtual Reconnaissance; Agents deployed in PUSSY STRETCHER saw Agent Bean’s face fade as Agent Tillman took over the briefing; his face appeared on Omni Globes aField and aBroad as a sudden grinding sound and the ship’s GENERAL QUARTERS alerted all players that they were going in harm’s way as Chips and Bean double timed it to the bridge only to see the Captain’s Stateroom door was open so they popped in for a quickie in the interest of national security, exposing DERELICTS on Duty Clinton and PinHead while considering how to wishHappy Halloween to the FIRST SPOOK and the BENGHAZI BUNGLER. In the privacy of the stateroom, Agent Bean struck her favored pose called FIGURE EIGHT until the Skene’s puddle caused them to reconfigure in TIGHT SQUEEZE, not quite as tight as the noose around Hillary’s neck for the BENGHAZI BUTT RAPE, BBC’s Savile opens door on
BBC complicity in attack of 9/11 re WTC7 ‘timing’ fuckup; Agent Chips WMPFP called to GAFF the OCTOPUS; Agent Bean of Biltmore AD recalls Hillary as the ANAL RAPER OF BENGHAZI, a woman devoid of knockers and a triple portion of butt; comes now information from Pandy Rubin that BBC always stood for BOY BUGGERING CLUB of which Prince Phartingham, Jimmy Savile, Lord Mountbatten and these five Prime Ministers all belong: Heath, Major, Blair, Cameron and (redacted); in CONUS the circle was smaller ensnaring Hillary, Soetor and Panhead; Jay M Cohen is concerned with the New Gallows planned for 1950 Old Gallows Road:

Chapter 17 

Warning to BBC-Savile-Windsors-Cameron and Harper in CA: Matthew 18: 1-13

18 At that time the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?”

2 He called a little child and had him stand among them. 
3 And he said: “I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. 
4 Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. 
 5 “And whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. 
6 But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea. 
7 “Woe to the world because of the things that cause people to sin! Such things must come, but woe to the man through whom they come! 
8 If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire.
9 And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell. 

The Parable of the Lost Sheep 

10 “See that you do not look down on one of these little ones. For I tell you that their angels in heaven always see the face of my Father in heaven.[a]

12 “What do you think? If a man owns a hundred sheep, and one of them wanders away, will he not leave the ninety-nine on the hills and go to look for the one that wandered off?
13 And if he finds it, I tell you the truth, he is happier about that one sheep than about the ninety-nine that did not wander off. 
14 In the same way your Father in heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost. 

Prayer for today: “Dear Heavenly Father, we come to you in the name of Jesus seeking your power to return ourselves to having the Faith of little children that we may be in the Kingdom City at the end of our time serving you on earth. And in the hours, days, or years you may graciously and mercifully grant us please let us bring to justice those networks that pray up the little children of the world. Savile and BBC over there and the Franklin Coverup and Pennsylvania over here near the restoration only found in the forgiveness found in the blood of Jesus. Jesus, come heal our nation, thank you for preparing a room for us according to your promise in John 14:2. Amen.”

Scripture for November 1, 2012: “I pray also that the eyes of your heart may be enlightened in order that you may know the hope to which he has called you, the riches of his glorious inheritance in the saints,” Ephesians 1:18


Master’s Call:

The Master’s Hand:

Comes now Global Operations Director, Abel Danger, who nominates General Carter F. Ham for the Distinguished Service Cross for while willingness to sacrifice his career to protect Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods. Hillary Clinton who loathes the military ordered General Ham to STAND DOWN. Agent Chips encourages General Ham to STAND TALL, as in Ephesians we are commanded to, after having tried all else, to STAND.

13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to STAND.


Distinguished Service Cross 

Awarded for actions during the Domestically Contrived GWOT Benghazi Anal Rape

The Global Operations Director of Abel Danger Intelligence Agency, authorized by unanimous acclamation of WE THE PEOPLE, takes great pleasure in presenting the Distinguished Service Cross to General Carter F. Ham, United States Army, for distinguished service and heroism with AFRICOM on 11 September, 2012. General Ham’s actions in the face of adversity, homosexual leadership and a domestic enemy are in keeping with the finest traditions of military valor. His dedication and commitment to duty undoubtedly could have saved the lives of two of his fellow combat personnel and two United States civilians, while his leadership and distinguished service were instrumental to his unit’s attempted response to a domestically ordered pre-meditated attack involving Hillary’s U.S. state contracted British mercenary force BLUE MOUNTAIN assets arranged with complicity of BBA and BBC. His actions reflect great credit upon himself, AFRICOM, the Graduates of West Point and Annapolis, SEAL Team veterans and the United States Army. General Ham distinguished himself with heroism and exceptionally meritorious service on 11 September 2012, while under heavy enemy administrative fire, all of it being deployed from the PEOC with full knowledge and real time audio visual intelligence by State Department senior traitors who take their ‘marching orders’ from Europe according to Al Gore’s Clipper enabler Panetta . General Ham was aware of urgent pleas for Fire Support for U S property in Benghazi and had AC130s, F16s and Marines on alert to respond with response time of 60 minutes. For the next seven hours, while Hillary and Panetta had their thumbs up their asses, two SEALs, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods upheld the highest tradition of U. S. military service ( prior to the 1979 deployment of traitorous Senior Executive Service ) in opposing a numerically overwhelming force of ‘temporary actors’ arranged by U S Secretary of State and provided by BLUE MOUNTAIN. While Doherty and Woods struggled to gain situational awareness, the enemy initiated a complex ambush, firing on the ‘ Benghazi murder zone’ from an estimated seven fighting positions with small arms and rocket-propelled grenades. The last six hours of the lives of Doherty and Woods are punctuated by General Ham’s detainment by a junior officer, abject and treasonous failures of Hillary Clinton and Leon Panetta, and the Commander in Chief putting on his Doctor Denton’s and heading for bed, early. With little regard for his own professional future, General Ham ordered his personel to ‘screw it’ and protect American lives with a vastly overwhelming package of Gunships, F16s and Marines. General Ham had the forces necessary, the obligation, duty and opportunity to save Americans on foreign soil under attack arranged by U S Government involving mercenary forces from United Kingdom but was ordered to join Hillary and Leon in sticking his finger up his butt. Only after all General Ham had been ordered detained by an illegitimate Commander in Chief aided by a Secretary of State who loathes the military and a Defense Department (mis) leader whose participation in the A T & T Clippergate of 1995 paved the way for the Canadian attack on America on 9/11, did he resign himself to being unable to save the four victims of pre-meditated murder arranged by a homosexual who loathes the military and enjoys viewing anal rapes. General Ham’s intended action of 9/11/12 are what define heroes. He is truly a professional who understands his commitment to duty and his fellow Soldiers despite great odds, risk of life and horseshit persons obstructing the chain of command.

Action Date: September 11, 2012 (*)
Service: Army
Rank: General
Sponsor: Field McConnell, U S Marine 0116513

(*) England ’s attacks on America on September, 11


Field McConnell herein nominates Tyrone Woods and Glenn Dougherty for the Medal of Honor. Response requested by 1659 02Nov12 to or 715 307 8222.

As the circle got smaller around Panetta, Clinton, Obama, a song from the singer of the Edmund Fitzgerald suggests you 3 pussies are running out of time. Good. I’d like to pass out the blindfolds and throw open the trap on the New Gallows on Old Gallows Road. 1950 Old Gallows Road, Vienna, Virginia. See and know that over in England the Boy Buggering Club wishes they could scrub their headquarters building before ITV gets an image of an old global elitist sticking in Fife into the bum of a little boy playing a flute. Perhaps you’d like to play the SLOBBER BLUES on my skin flute Thunder Thighs.

As Agent Chips was continuing the TIGHT SQUEEZE treatment in the Captain’s Stateroom, Agents Till and Bean Spiller foundthemselves senior Abel Danger Assets on the bridge of the S S Badger. The wheel house was empty, the power was set at all ahead 2/3 and the helmsman wheel oscillating with the rolling of the churned up Lake Michigan as Agent Bean quipped, ‘Switch, Dragon style” to which our affable yet never flappable Agent Chips stuffed a pillow under her tummy and saddled up from the rear. Chips was dishing out all Bean desired and was operating at 540 rpm, the low PTO speed of his 1984 International Harvest model 284 with the 28 horse Mazda gas engine. Bean whinnied at the thought of ’28 horse’ missing the point it was power not length.

Agent Tillman grabbed the wheel and steadied the Badger on course 269 while reducing power to all ahead 1/3. He saw a microphone dangling from the overhead and his eyes followed the chord up to the unit, a VHF set to 121.5/243.0/2828 . He grabbed the mic and transmitted a vague message in the 10 pm darkness.

“Pussy Stretch 2A to all players in MUFF DVR or PUSSY STRETCHER. In 10 minutes, time 2211, we need air evac from Badger. At that time will turn into the wind for air ops, surface wind now 323/22, turning to rendezvous heading 323 calling up turns for 12 knots of steerageway. How read?”

Static from the VHF crackled “Badger, Cameron D is LUD 269/45 pulling a string bound for Sturgeon Bay, we have Karl and Jane aboard, their opinion is that aviation extraction is too risky. The Twins suggest the underwater option, MULCAHY, how copy?”

“Loud and clear Cameron D, request position MULCAHY and estimated time of recovery” as he look up at a count down timer that was showing 7+13 and illuminate with orange which he interpreted as being 7 minutes from detonation. Pussy Stretcher, standing by.” Tillman reached up and grabbed the MIC on PA and transmitted a simple call to all players as Agent Firewalker return from her quick survey on the topside of Badger. She had a worried look on her face.

“This is Tillman, I have the bridge, I have the con, we have 5 minutes to get off. All able bodies and Dangerette to bridge IMMEDIATELY!

Agent Bean fired off her signature triple while Agent Chips returned volley with a load of Smoked Oysters. They forewent their next scheduled position ON THE EDGE of wetness.

Chips handed Bean three NAPAWASHs and gave her privacy while he stuffed his junk in his Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmast in Pastel Manly Mocha. Turning around after his Marine Corps show and liberal dose of fufu juice ( Jade East ) he helped her stuff her over the shoulder boulders holder full of a 44D cargo, if you will. She gave him a shot of Pastel Jade Green as she passed him a tin of Chicken of the Sea Smoked Oysters and led him throught the Captain’s hatch wishing he was ingressing her Bean hatch, if you get my drift.

Chips and Bean arrived on the bridge as Bean Spiller was trying to explain explain a weather advisory was transmitted by U S Coast Guard aircraft from Traverse City. Upon receipt of report of further degrading weather Tillman grabbed the bull by the balls in a manner reminiscent of General Ham and transmitted a MAY DAY.

“S S Badger declares MAYDAY, 11 souls on board, engines all stop, ship darkened, taking on water. Cameron D, position of Mulcahy please.”

As the legendary Captain checked his SKR for Mulcahy, Father Mulcahy’s voice answered first. Tillman, along side port under cargo boom, deployed escape slide into my topside. Have room for 9 persons. Execute.”

“Tillman, executing, invoke FULTON for 2, 3 minutes.”

Agent Tillman led all personnel to the left side cargo sling and deployed the emergency escape slide. Father Mulcahy attached the slide as Agent Jam kept a steady 2 knots of steerage way along side the decelerating Badger. Tillman counted 9 names as they slide down the slide. Immediately there after Jam had to commence an emergency dive as a monster wave had come over the bow of Badger and threatened to swamp Mulcahy. As the hatch was closed and ballast blown, the minisub disappeared into the black and angry waves of Lake Michigan at 2217, 30 October, 2012. Tillman turned to Chips and handed him a torso and 30 seconds later they were on top of the bridge, torsos on, handing on to a search light, darkened, as they heard the approach of an air sea rescue C130 from Traverse City. Looking after he saw faint green lights blink 3 times as the Herky bird signaled they were five miles dead astern ready to SNATCH.

Chips turned both strobes on his torso and Tillmans as Agent Tillman popped the balloon with a 300 feet of nylon 5 strandcable with 3M reflective tape every foot is alternating blaze orange and blaze green. As the C130 flew overhead Badger Tillman released his grip on the searchlight, embraced Chips and leaned toward the bow. As the C130 executed snatch, Agent Tillman recalled that in the Marine Corps Agent Chips’ flight suit ID Badge said ‘Cargo’ as the technicians in video below secure their Cargo and head for home.

Meanwhile, at 50 feet below the surface, the Mini-Sub S-2 crewed by Agent Jam and Father Mulcahy was making for Ludington Harbor at 11 knots. ETA was estimated to be 0433 on 31 October, 2012. Agent Firewalker said a prayer for Tillman and Chips.

“Dear Father in Heaven to whom all hearts are known and no sin unseen, I pray that you had wrapped Tillman and Chips in your loving arms before the countdown timer might have caused them to join the 29 souls aboard EDMUND FITZGERALD. I have Faith that your Promise of Phillipians 1:6,7 and John 15:13 are now satisfied in their lives, or in your having called them to eternal rest in your loving arms as you did years ago on the Big Piney River. In Jesus name, I commit the trio to your eternal grace, mercy and care. Amen.”

6 being confident of this, that he who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus. 
7 It is right for me to feel this way about all of you, since I have you in my heart; for whether I am in chains or defending and confirming the gospel, all of you share in God’s grace with me. 

Agent Bean wiped away a tear or twelve praying that they had been spared. As Hamish, Bean, Firewalker and others deployed in PUSSY STRETCHER prayed quietly, Hamish triggered the Naval Academy Chapel Hymn to bring comfort to those who may be mourning soon.

Looking around the cramped quarters of the S-2, no smiles were evident but Agent Bean recalled that she had seen a Mighty Work of God in the saving of Tillman before and she knew that Chips had been saved in an F16 that was meant to crash. She spoke quietly saving “If they have died then we shall honor them. Greater Love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. If Tillman and Chips are lost to save us, they join Big Piney 34 in my heart, and in God’s eye. Peace”.

13 Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends. 

The somber mood was about ready to be lifted as a trailing surface wire antenna picked up a routine transmission on 2828mHz.

“Traverse City Hammer, SNATCH 18, enroute Grand Rapids, eta twelve minutes, both clients on board. Condition excellent. PUSSY STRETCHER 2B send message “the show must go on” and request MUFF DVR package to arrive KGRR cargo ramp ASAP. How copy?”

“Copy 5 by, be advised S-2 ETA will not allow that CARGO eta, S-2 estimates LUD at 0433, time now 2313, standing bye, your call Tillman”.

Aboard Snatch 18 Agent Tillman looked at a map of the Grand Rapids to Ludington landscape and planned accordingly knowing that 47 Adjutant Generals, the CJCS and Petraeus had exposed Hillary and Pinhead to the wrath of the entire U S military as orchestrated by THE MARINE Field McConnell, 0116513 who had proof that all 4 crash sites of 9/11 had been manipulated by elements of BBC and United States Senior Executive Service who were not overly bright. He consider how both Barak Obama and Mitt Romney both liked to play “drop the soap” with Kal Penn (Obama) and Jimmy Savile and Pardo (Romney).

Agent Chips suggested they release on piece of evidence per day starting on 1 November, 2012. Agents Chips and Tillman were discussing which items of proof of the manipulation of crime scenes would be most obvious as they wanted to save their best stuff for last in hopes that Barry Soetoro ( the Mormon queer ) would be the electronically ‘diebolded’ heir so that the U S Military tribunal could take him into custody immediately after inauguration on 20 January, 2013. Chips and Tillman agreed on that strategy and send a FLASH CLIPPER to Umbrellaman, Tugboat Twins, Global Hammer MacCheese and all elements deployed in Operations MUFF DVR and PUSSY STRETCHER.

Agent Tillman FLASH FESTUS to Umbrellaman, Tugboat Twins, MacCheese and those aBroad and aField in MUFF DVR and PUSSY STRETCHER, copy Corazon Dulce at Arecibo: As Agent Chips pointed out to the Fargo Forum at 1411, 11 September, 2001 the FBI video tapes of the ‘nothing’ striking the Pentagon had been manipulated with JABS-Squat software. The evidence was plain to see in the lower left corner. The supposed arrival of AA 77 at Wedge One was reported to have occurred on 9/11. The official government ‘doctored’ video tape ( 3 frames missing see also Robert Swan Mueller ) are time stamped SEPTEMBER 12, 2001. Looks like BBC fucked up the time of WTC 7 and the Pentagon where Field McConnell’s classmate and fellow Phantom Phlyer Chic Burlingame was reported to have hit 45 minutes after Washington Reagan Approach Control reported it had flown to W386A airspace and disappeared under control of Giant Killer under direction of Colonel Robert Marr at NEADS at Griffiss AFB, New York. Standby for more from Hamish in S-2. Tillman

Aboard Snatch 18 Chips and Tillman were cared for by a pair of Coast Guard PJs, parajumpers, who were sister Melba and Cling from Canton, Georgia, a pair of peachs who had decided to serve in the Coast Guard after meeting Agent Chips at Cherokee Auto Group in Canton.  ( Their mother was the director of the choir at the Cherokee Baptist Church near Field Road outside Canton. Their father had been a running back with the Georgia Bull Dogs before serving as a U S Marine and later, the FBI in the ‘White Hat’ department.

DL Agents Melba and Cling 

Melba and Cling had provided aeronautical charts with which Agents Chips and Tillman plotted their strategy. Knowing they still had ample darkness they decided to be waiting at the Badger Terminal at Ludington, Michigan when the S-2 would arrive with the package. Recalling that the sudden impact and grinding sounds during General Quarters aboard Badger was the stern bearing going out causing the MV22 Osprey to slide overboard they decided ground transport of the package would have to be arranged.

Tillman contacted Courtly Stonewall who readied the Presidential Limo and the Speed Limo and directed them to a bed and breakfast not far from Ludington Ferry Terminal. Meanwhile Chips contact Umbrellaman and Hamish as well as Global Hammer MacCheese.

Pussy Stretcher Agent Chips aboard Snatch 18 IMMEDIATE JASPAR to Umbrellaman, Hamish, MacCheese and all deployed in MUFF DVR and PUSSY STRETCHER, copy Corazon Dulce: Tillman and I will meet the package of 9 at RP ‘C’ in the MUFF DVR briefing guide. Courtly Stonewall and Agent Stone will have wheels for quick trip back to KGRR. Our contact at Bellevue, Nebraska suggests NEW MADRID ASSUMPTION has been aborted and the HAARP zone has been moved west along Vancouver-Portland-San Francisco line of sight. 9th ERS at KBAB sends news that 80-1067 is in alert barn while 80-1076 remains on station currently in vicinity Whiteman AFB. Rooster Cogburn and Atomic Betty have completed liaison with Russian Military and the Rutherford Institude so we expect success in seeking Justice in Burlingame, Tillman, Gareth Williams, Brandon Raub, Taylor Morris, Tyrone Woods, Boyd Ed Graves and others persons serving America who have been killed (murder) or grievously injured due to VPA crime scene manipulation. Once S-2 personnel are in ground transport, Hamish will brief VPA crime scene manipulation as done by it’s BBC and USSES practitioners. Chips 

Aboard S-2 Agents Bean Spiller and Bean disguised themselves in the Abel Danger Standard CREEKWALKER template named in honor of the Cherokee maiden who exposed the part Cherokee treason artist who fancied her self a skilled pilot even though she was just a ‘wannabe’ non-flying-object who practiced treason and bad manners at Boeing after fucking up her career in the Navy, capeche? Any pilot who ever hauled her useless ass in the back seat would agree “I’d rather have 200# more fuel”. Chips couldn’t remember her name but Trash Beckwith seemed to have a familiar ring. He wondered if she were accomplished at ‘rimming’ as that is the general past time of women too ugly to attract heterosexual men when assigned to GAPAN. Chips was thinking of Agent Firewalker’s enchilada when the name Ecota Cherokee slipped into his lucid mind as he looked forward to offering Firewalker a SCOTCH AND SOFA hoping she’d recline.

Pig-Farm Greek Life Oath Ceremony – Entrapped Echota Cherokee Patricia Beckman – Hidden Al-Qaeda Speckled Trout Aircraft – Abbotsford Airport – SBA 

Knowing it was still dark above the surface of Lake Michigan he toyed with the idea of which ‘night moves’ he might attempt on Firewalker if he had half a chance. Strangely, aboard the S-2, Firewalker sensed an uncommanded activation of her Skene’s Glands as she harked back to a hit from 1977 when she had spent a week at Luke AFB in Arizona where Chips minored in F4 Phantom flying with a double major in O’ Club duty and gymnastics in his BOQ Room. She felt that her circuit breakers where about ready to make evident her thoughts of Chips and his ’60 Chevy.

Agent Firewalker, Big Piney River, 12 August, 1977 

Agent Firewalker helped Agent Bean stuff her queens into a matching black and white polka dot ‘full combat shift’ and to get her mind and her quivering vulve off Agent Chips she asked Bean if she’d seen the report from Trooper Campbell in Oklahoma regarding the open carry laws enacted on 1 November, 2012 as evidence of manipulation of weather via FEMA, HAARP and Goldman Sachs was about to bit Warren Buffett in his fat and flatulent ass. Agent Bean placed a clothespin or her nose and offered one to Firewalker before answering.

“Yes, Chips has had Agent Corazon Dulce in Arecibo logging the frequencies and lengths of duration at the radio telescope built by Doctor William Gordon whose daughter Nancy once lived at FO3 Cliff Road during the school weeks. Further, Corazon Dulce sat next to Agent Chips in Spanish Class in school year 65-66 when Mrs. Priscilla Cordero gave Chips an A and his best friend Bob Paxton a B. As Firewalker and Bean checked each others hair and hemlines, the saw an Immediate Clipper from Firebase Cebu directed to all players in MUFF DVR and PUSSY STRETCHER.

Pussy Stretcher Tillman IMMEDIATE CLIPPER to Corazon Dulce, all players aBroad and aField in MUFF DVR/PUSSY STRETCHER: Umbrellaman see justice for Tyrone Woods, Taylor Morris, Pat Tillman, Chic Burlingame and General Carter F. Ham. Umbrellaman invoke ‘safe passage’ for the agents assembling at Rams Head Roadhouse next week. Rutherford Institute on standby for any psychiatric imprisonment such as those used against Marine Brandon Raub and Naval Aviator Dan Hanley. We are to keep our powder dry and not use our trump cards until 1701 hours on 5 November, 2012. If Hillary, Pawlenty, Soetoro and Mittens have not STOOD DOWN by then, God have mercy on their souls because Abel Danger will not. Our actions will be sudden, loud and violent, and our purposes will be accomplished according to Isaiah 55:11. Let the FUCKING CHIPS fall where they FUCKING MAY, capeche? Tillman, Snatch 18 @ KGRR. 

Agent Tillman’s message was immediately followed by a FLASH FESTUS from Umbrellaman.

Umbrellaman FLASH FESTUS to Global Hammer MacCheese, Snatch 18 tandem, and party of nine aboard S-2: Tugboat Twins have been hovering over you for past 18 minutes. Now on SKR we see fast threat at your six o’clock and 5 miles closing at 60 miles per hour overtake. Blow ballast, all ahead flank, steer 089 and when on the surface set ‘profile 180R, execute, Umbrellaman. 

As Jane Tugboat set turns for 22 knots, Karl Tugboat went to ready the boatswain’s swing as first the periscope and then the mast of the S-2 broke the choppy waters of Lake Michigan 8 feet abeam of amidships on south side of tugboat Cameron D. Lowering both the boatswain chair and the rope ladder Karl watched as Father Mulcahy attacked to mooring lines and Hamish, ED WEINER, Red Maple, Miss Harriman, Agent Bean, Agent Firewalker, Stone, Hoss and the Belleville Policeman climbed aboard Cameron D. Father Mulcahy ensured Agent Jam had set profile 180R as he held the rope ladder tight for her egress. Father Mulcahy pressed ‘execute, 180R, 3+00” and released the mooring links while scrambling up the rope ladder. Karl used his left hand to signal’ CORPEN 90 L to Jane Tugboat who pushed both throttles so far forward she thought she’d bend the metal. She aggressive turned the wheel to the left to set new course 359 and dropped 1700 pound of aluminum strips into the angry froth as the storms of November came early. Karl peered at the SKR and looked to his wife giving a thumb’s up gesture, to which she lifted her skirt as if to suggest he owed her an endure.

The unmanned S-2 was now on course 179 and flank speed heading for the shoals that might ruin the day of anyone pursuing subsurface. As Jane Tugboat resumed all ahead two thirds and reset course direct Ludington the S-2 blew up as it was pre-rigged to do. In the last act of an unmanned sub, the S-2 had mosition an RTS filter on a trailing antenna and as the pair of ‘fish’ launched for the S-2 were given ‘return to sender’ instructions over FESTUS, Jane and Karl Tugboat watched on the SKR as the two fish accomplished the mission. The submarine pursuing S-2 was crushed and a large abandoned vessel scheduled to be come an underwater dive location target was capsized and sent to the bottom ahead of schedule; advantage Abel Danger.

Aboard Cameron D the Tugboat Twins summonsed all players to the navigator table where an AQWB27Z showed the face of MacCheese, Global Hammer, as a countdown time showed 35 seconds to an Umbrellaman update. At the D-1 intersection near cargo ramp of Grand Rapids, Michigan Airport Chips and Tillman had a similar Omniglobe watching the countdown. Agent Courtly Stonewall was the lead limo drive doing 85 mph on cruise control once off airport property. Behind him 500 feet was the second spee limo with Stone at the wheel and Sluggo and Dwarf manning the M249SAW defensive tail lights. The countdown passed 10 seconds and all players in MUFF DVR and PUSSY STRETCH heard MacCheese pick up the count at 5-4-3-2-1 “Ladies and Gentleman, Umbrellaman”. 

“Very briefly NEW MADRID ASSUMPTION is aborted, expect enhanced action against Savile-BBC-Phartinghams in England and DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY in America as the Diebold results have been set at 52-47 in favor of the mulatto and his dolt who like brave men’s balls. Expect these concurrent operations: In Canada, General Angus Watt’s earlier and sudden retirement after Russell Williams’ arrest will revisit court in Ottawa as Belleville implicates OPP; Hamish will brief the VPA Crime Scene Manipulations done in 9/11 and Benghazi, expect Hillary to be removed; expect CBC in Toronto to be first to report Williams’ murder of the French language instructor who was teaching him French while he was teaching her that you cannot push a rope; expect U S to cancel Canada’s F35 purchase citing both Camp Mirage sex flights and 9/11; watched for Deborah Rashotte’s murder on 23 January, 2010 to be part of a $10 million dollar suit filed against Mary Elizabeth Harriman by year’s end; expect Canada’s Queer obstructor of justice to be in treatment for eye shadow addiction as Glamourboy has missed the deadline to satisfy Agent Chips. And expect Agent Chips to employ and deploy the G-Force. May the G-Force be with you, but not Stephen Harper the Queer who suppressed the truth of 9/11. Fuck off Harper, capeche? Umbrellaman out, back to MacCheese.”

“MacCheese at Redstone Arsenal, Alabama. As Global Hammer I authorize G-Force and standby for a comment from G-Force Chief Dangerette on duty ( recently ) at 2650 Wisconsin Ave NW in Washington DC.”

“Abel Bodies and Dangerettes, this move means ladies have to hand over the reins to him, but it’s worth it. For those who know the power of the G-spot, the deep, intense penetration will send you spinning. And there’s no reason he can’t be doing double duty. The G-Force is the perfect position for him to be inside you while using his hand to stimulate your clitoris. If you can surrender your on-top status, this is one position where the Force will be with you. Atomic Betty”.

As the sun was coming up in the rearview mirrors of both the Presidential and the Speed Limo, Rooster Cogburn and Atomic Betty were moving to a stakeout at 832 Coach Way, The Downs, Annpolis, Marland in a Crown Victoria Agent Tillman and Agent Chips were enjoying CSMs in moderation in preparation for ‘night moves’ when the Dangerettes would join them at The Pier House on West Ludington Avenue. Tillman’s map reading skills caused him to notice the Ludington Harbor was not all that different from the ‘birth canal’.

Chips and Tillman were snapped back into the hear and now as Courtly Stone walled floored the Presidential Limo and barked out “ Heads down, SAWs engage, choppers, two, 5 and 7 oclock, one mile, slightly high, closing fast.”

Back aboard the Cameron D all players heard the action and said brief prayers for the two Limos except Agent Bean, who was listening to a 1965 hit on her iPod as she harked back to 1965 and Ramey AFB when she ran her father’s 1963 VW bug convertible into a coconut tree at the hairpin turn at the bottom of Officer’s Beach Road, at 4 in the morning.

It was to become their first enduro. At that time Chips really didn’t know much more than Hamish, but he saddled up and learned fast. Something Hillary, PinHead and Soetoro best emulate, capeche?

As the two limos rolled on down the highway at 133 mph with guns ablazing, Global Hammer prepared to continue rolling down the highway in Chapter 18.


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